So my car got stolen...

myxomatosis · 06-21-2009, 07:49 PM

...from right out front of my house.

Basically I'd been away for a week plus Bonnaroo for a week after that, had just gotten back home and had to shit. I roll up and there are two dudes outside talking to my immediate neighbor and another that lives up the street that runs perpendicular to mine. I go by them and come inside, check my veggies/herbs right quick, glance out the door because I just had a bad feeling, then go upstairs and shit. I come downstairs and look out the window on top the door where I can usually see the back end of my car and realize I can't see it and no dudes out there anymore either.

I realize that I could have hopefully just pulled far enough forward that I can't see it, so I pop open the door and walk out and realize that my car isn't there. So I call my father and tell him what's up and then call the police seconds later. All the while I'm looking for my keys, turns out after the sun/booze/lack of sleep I'd apparently left them in the front door of my house like a moron. Dudes clearly saw me get out of the car, saw me leave them there and swiped them and then the car in a matter of 10 minutes.

So anyway, cops come, and he's an idiot who isn't paying attention to what I'm saying which is real fucking irritating. He goes over to the neighbor a little up the streets house where the two girls the dudes were talking to had gone, neither admit to even being outside or knowing the dudes and then finally when pressed the one admits to being out there but only knowing the one by his nickname. The other one still won't admit it and was clearly more friendly with the two guys and even with my neighbor saying she was there, dude my dad is close with that lives two doors down having seen her there and me walking past her she won't say she was. So no go on any more information, so I have no idea where my car could possibly be.

The real bitch is that I had been away for a week and then Bonnaroo so I've got two weeksish worth of clothes, my pillow, a pair of shoes, wallet with credit card/debit card/license, ipod, gps, ticket stub and shirts from Bon, 7" vinyl given to me by a sweet girl, car chargers for ipod and phone, 2 200 CD binders full of burnt CD's and mixes, aftermarket stereo and subs, three sports chairs I had borrowed from my uncle and of course my fucking car. So basically most of the shit I own and/or the shit that's important to me is all gone and this girl may hold the key to coming closer to finding it. Plus I wound up missing two days of work because I can't very well drive 30 mins away with no car and while dealing with the mess her friends made.

The point of this thread is to gripe and also to ask for ideas to make this bitches life miserable without implicating myself, anything from shit like slashing car tires/breaking windows to dumb shit like ordering pizzas to her house, nonsense or not it'll probably make me feel better even imagining it.

my_scatterheart · 06-21-2009, 07:53 PM

Eat dominoes pizza then poop on her porch.

maszac · 06-21-2009, 07:55 PM

holy hell, what a bummer, dood, i hope something good comes outta this for ya.

**Canuck Wisdom** · 06-21-2009, 07:57 PM

Well doing something out of spite wont help you get your stuff back, thats for sure, so keep that in mind.

Otherwise, thats really rough man. I dont know what to tell you, but my thoughts and prayers are going out right now... fuck man.

Hopefully the neighbour will come clean with some info. Do you know her, have you talked (calmly, rationally) to her?

myxomatosis · 06-21-2009, 08:02 PM

Domino's pizza poop is pretty vicious.

mas, much appreciated brother.

Canuck, yeah, it's generally not a route I'd take, but bitch is fuckin my life up, easy. I'm still not sure it'll be something I'll do because it's pretty out of character but she clearly has info on these dudes that could get all my shit back which is worth fucking thousands as well as some of it being priceless in my eyes. I know her in passing, not really personally and only her first name. I haven't talked to her and haven't seen her since and certainly wasn't in the right frame of mind the day it happened which was Friday afternoon.

**Canuck Wisdom** · 06-21-2009, 08:25 PM

ugh man yea thats got to be so frustrating

If your gonna do the domino's poop, also drink much beer a few hours before as well, so it comes out all splattery.

©antSEEme · 06-21-2009, 08:32 PM

lol, damn myxo. fucked up shit. good to have you back @ yahooka tho.

and im in agreement with canuck. on the other hand, fuck that bitch.

so, some options.

sugar and/or rice in the gas tank.
when the 4th of july comes, throw firecrackers/smoke bombs in her car (if window is cracked)
tp her house w/ friends
flaming bag of poop is always fun
egg her car
spell something on her lawn with bleach

slapstick · 06-21-2009, 08:33 PM

fuck yo. I'm sorry to hear that.
if you can get her phone number some way, I'll get the ion cannon up and running and bomb the shit out of her for you.

osirus2020 · 06-21-2009, 08:36 PM

That really sucks man. It must make you so angry knowing that that bitch knows exactly who did it. Even if it's not worth the money in the end, want to look into hiring a Private Investigator or something to find out who her close dude friends are to find out who stole it. In the meantime, maybe check Craigslist or local classifieds for your car in case they are dumb enough to try and turn the car around for a profit.

You said that most of your the belongings that were stolen, were the only possessions that had meaning to you...Have you considered that it's not what you have physically, but what you have experienced that makes you happy? I'm sure you had a blast at Bonaroo, but can something like that ever be stolen from you?

What kind of car was it, by the way?

**AlteredStateGrl** · 06-21-2009, 08:41 PM

dooo you have car insurance?

and yeah, that totally blows man. sorry to hear all that.

osirus2020 · 06-21-2009, 08:44 PM

Would his things be covered by his car insurance?

**AlteredStateGrl** · 06-21-2009, 08:46 PM

to a certain extent, depends on the coverage. and uhhh duh...his car...would be covered by his car insurance.

Mull D · 06-21-2009, 08:53 PM

That really sucks, it's like losing some of your innocence. Look at what you've still got though cus it always amounts to more. You can get that material shit back in no time, it's just a shame it had get into the hands of some scum. Don't try to take it out on the neighbor bitch though. After a certain point of doing what you can you're better off just looking forward and doing what you can there. I hope you still find your shit though, good luck.

dubtrice · 06-21-2009, 08:55 PM

home invasion

wear skull cap and gloves, put duct tape on the bottom of your shoes, kick the bitches door in, pistol whip her and tell her if she don't fess up to who did it your gonna blow er fucking head off with the nine mil, if she wants to be a hardass then duct tape her mouth shut and toss her ass next to the water heater for a few hours. If anyone else comes home you then have a bargaining tool. If you have a silencer, use it, shoot a couple rounds to let her know that nobody will hear her die; and it could all be avoided if she tells you whats what. When you get the info, shoot the bitch in the head cuz shes probably gonna just call the cops when you leave. Make sure to ram sack the place so it looks like it was a robbery, take her wallet and burn it, somewhere else of course. When you find out who done it, carefully plan out how you would like to destroy the persons life. Find the house, scope it out, take note of subjects common work times, and the neighbors as well. Enter the house when nobody is around and take what you wish, take no more of value than what was taken from you, then when you find what you want, subtract however much you think the first bitches life was worth from the loot, probably $20 or so, just so its even and karma doesn't strike.

or you could go at it sane and quietly talk it out, possibly work out some kind of reward for the girl if your possessions and car are recovered.

osirus2020 · 06-21-2009, 08:58 PM

Originally Posted by dubtrice

or you could go at it sane and quietly talk it out, possibly work out some kind of reward for the girl if your possessions and car are recovered.

The cock is always a good bargaining point.

©antSEEme · 06-21-2009, 09:00 PM

its funny how this thread quickly turned from school-boy pranks to breaking & entering, assault with a deadly weapon, and possibly murder.

ahhhhhhh, yahooka.

Dr. Drew · 06-21-2009, 09:08 PM

shitz real at yahooka.

ps: sorry to hear that myxo

Aurora · 06-21-2009, 09:17 PM

Originally Posted by AlteredStateGrl

to a certain extent, depends on the coverage. and uhhh duh...his car...would be covered by his car insurance.

the items inside the car wont be covered. at least that's how it is, here. also, 2 binders full of burnt music is pretty much irreplaceable.

shitty buzz, myxo

Aurora · 06-21-2009, 09:18 PM

odd, i double posted.

myxomatosis · 06-21-2009, 09:20 PM

Originally Posted by ©antSEEme

lol, damn myxo. fucked up shit. good to have you back @ yahooka tho.

and im in agreement with canuck. on the other hand, fuck that bitch.

so, some options.

sugar and/or rice in the gas tank.
when the 4th of july comes, throw firecrackers/smoke bombs in her car (if window is cracked)
tp her house w/ friends
flaming bag of poop is always fun
egg her car
spell something on her lawn with bleach

Thank you my friend. I'll keep those options in mind. Mean ass Baltimore streets and all, you know.

Originally Posted by slapstick

fuck yo. I'm sorry to hear that.
if you can get her phone number some way, I'll get the ion cannon up and running and bomb the shit out of her for you.

Thanks, and yeah, I'm in the process of that.

Originally Posted by osirus2020

That really sucks man. It must make you so angry knowing that that bitch knows exactly who did it. Even if it's not worth the money in the end, want to look into hiring a Private Investigator or something to find out who her close dude friends are to find out who stole it. In the meantime, maybe check Craigslist or local classifieds for your car in case they are dumb enough to try and turn the car around for a profit.

You said that most of your the belongings that were stolen, were the only possessions that had meaning to you...Have you considered that it's not what you have physically, but what you have experienced that makes you happy? I'm sure you had a blast at Bonaroo, but can something like that ever be stolen from you?

What kind of car was it, by the way?

Pretty much. That coupled with the fact that it was merely an opportunistic thing, it wasn't even like dudes needed money or had some use for it, it was just there so they took it. Yeah, I'll keep the craigslist thing in mind, but I'm thinking they are too young and/or stupid to roll like that though.

I hear you on that my friend, though that's not really the way I meant it. Just that my ipod and a few other things mean a lot to me, experience is definitely key, but some tangible things carry quite a bit of meaning and experience as well. I had the time of my life at Bonnaroo, and yeah, no taking that back by any means.

Nothin special, 98 Olds Intrigue, shit was in good condition with not many miles for it's age and it was mine though.

Originally Posted by AlteredStateGrl

dooo you have car insurance?

and yeah, that totally blows man. sorry to hear all that.

I do. Thanks for the kind words.

Originally Posted by osirus2020

Would his things be covered by his car insurance?

Car by car insurance, contents not permanently installed by homeowners.

Originally Posted by orangepeel

That really sucks, it's like losing some of your innocence. Look at what you've still got though cus it always amounts to more. You can get that material shit back in no time, it's just a shame it had get into the hands of some scum. Don't try to take it out on the neighbor bitch though. After a certain point of doing what you can you're better off just looking forward and doing what you can there. I hope you still find your shit though, good luck.

Pretty much same thing I said a bit above and I am totally in agreement with that line of thinking. I'm more pressed about the shit that isn't easily replaced and that it'll be a hassle to have to replace my license, library card, and a bunch of bureaucratic bullshit all for some schmucks deciding to be shitty people. I'm not really pressed about the material shit in the way that I'm upset it's gone, just that it was taken from me with no need or purpose.

Originally Posted by dubtrice

home invasion

wear skull cap and gloves, put duct tape on the bottom of your shoes, kick the bitches door in, pistol whip her and tell her if she don't fess up to who did it your gonna blow er fucking head off with the nine mil, if she wants to be a hardass then duct tape her mouth shut and toss her ass next to the water heater for a few hours. If anyone else comes home you then have a bargaining tool. If you have a silencer, use it, shoot a couple rounds to let her know that nobody will hear her die; and it could all be avoided if she tells you whats what. When you get the info, shoot the bitch in the head cuz shes probably gonna just call the cops when you leave. Make sure to ram sack the place so it looks like it was a robbery, take her wallet and burn it, somewhere else of course. When you find out who done it, carefully plan out how you would like to destroy the persons life. Find the house, scope it out, take note of subjects common work times, and the neighbors as well. Enter the house when nobody is around and take what you wish, take no more of value than what was taken from you, then when you find what you want, subtract however much you think the first bitches life was worth from the loot, probably $20 or so, just so its even and karma doesn't strike.

or you could go at it sane and quietly talk it out, possibly work out some kind of reward for the girl if your possessions and car are recovered.

Nigga you crazy. Last part might be a good idea, but I don't picture her as being the kinda girl who really gives a fuck either way.

Originally Posted by Dr. Drew

shitz real at yahooka.

ps: sorry to hear that myxo

I mean someones gotta hold it down, fuck.

Thanks man.

Originally Posted by Aurora

the items inside the car wont be covered. at least that's how it is, here. also, 2 binders full of burnt music is pretty much irreplaceable.

shitty buzz, myxo

Homeowners insurance apparently has my back on it here from what I understand. Yeah on the binders though, but I may try to go the 'they were legit cd's' route if possible.

Thanks.