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06-22-2009, 02:58 PM
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shit the shit out of this shit today
i was at the bus stop with my friend and we saw this port-a-john that was much bigger than me (he looked like he had about 100 cubic feet), anyway when he looked over at us my friend asked him what he was looking at and he was like hey man, come shit in me... i said hey that sounds like a great idea i gotta shit real bad and walked over to him and opened his door. my friend said you can do it man. so when i bent down to Geeno i pushed hard, but it wouldn't come out then i pushed and pushed so hard and it finally came out and when went to wipe my ass the paper was red and it looked like my ass was pissing out blood.
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06-22-2009, 02:58 PM
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there is some serious shit goin down today man i dont man i dont know
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Originally Posted by Sir-Ex
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FUCK FYUCJK FYCJ!!
I just wrote like 10 gucking PARAGRAHPS AND I HIT A FUCING LINK BYACCIDENT HOLY FUCK IM ANGRY
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06-22-2009, 03:50 PM
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^ the only thing that's going down is your lips around some CACK!
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06-22-2009, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Kishar
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^ the only thing that's going down is your lips around some CACK!
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You mean cock?
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Originally Posted by The SARS Volta
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you're my ideal girl too, osirus 
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Originally Posted by Mя. Gяiєvєs
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wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
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ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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06-22-2009, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by osirus2020
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You mean cock?
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why yes indeed i mean cock but i say it CACK while thrusting my mandible down and to the left....ya CACKSAKKA. 
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06-22-2009, 05:20 PM
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confizzled
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06-22-2009, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Kishar
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^ the only thing that's going down is your lips around some CACK!
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leave it to kishar to gay up a thread
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Originally Posted by Sir-Ex
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FUCK FYUCJK FYCJ!!
I just wrote like 10 gucking PARAGRAHPS AND I HIT A FUCING LINK BYACCIDENT HOLY FUCK IM ANGRY
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06-22-2009, 05:54 PM
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it was already gay after the second post, i just added to the gayness.
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06-22-2009, 06:13 PM
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mmhmm i think u are the one who is gay what about that
gay gay mcgayster
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Originally Posted by Sir-Ex
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FUCK FYUCJK FYCJ!!
I just wrote like 10 gucking PARAGRAHPS AND I HIT A FUCING LINK BYACCIDENT HOLY FUCK IM ANGRY
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06-22-2009, 06:24 PM
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I actually took an insane shit today
One of those like 50/50 diarheas where like it all shoots out, no logs, but instead of dispersing clumps up into a giant ball
then i got to work and my manager told me he had solid shit for the first time in 5 days
goddamn solstice
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Originally Posted by Mercury
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i've struck the absolute perfect balance between gay and smart
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#yahooka trivia king.
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06-22-2009, 06:29 PM
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bwehahahahaha
i had a shit today that looked like a giant wasabi pea.
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06-22-2009, 06:32 PM
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next time i poop, ill take notes and report back here.
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Originally Posted by stateofkane
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I'm one of the few people on this board with any common sense.
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06-22-2009, 06:37 PM
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why the hell havent you been doing this?
freepoopreport.com
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06-22-2009, 06:38 PM
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usually after a #2, i go #3 and forget what i was doing previously.
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Originally Posted by stateofkane
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I'm one of the few people on this board with any common sense.
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06-22-2009, 06:42 PM
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ohhhh ewwwwwww
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06-22-2009, 10:52 PM
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my shits been on the fritz too
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