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06-23-2009, 05:20 PM
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the smell of cum while driving...
ok for you who live in the midwest... when im driving everyonce in awhile i'll get a strong smell cum. you know how when you pass a dead animal especially a deer they stink to high heaven...this is the same but it's the pungent smell of cum.
i've been told it's sycamore trees....anyone ever have this pleasant experience? 
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06-23-2009, 05:22 PM
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jesus christ dude
you accuse me of making shitty threads, seriously?
go lick your cum trees you sick bastard
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FUCK FYUCJK FYCJ!!
I just wrote like 10 gucking PARAGRAHPS AND I HIT A FUCING LINK BYACCIDENT HOLY FUCK IM ANGRY
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06-23-2009, 05:42 PM
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it's too late waves, he already did. you know he's out there like a hound on the scent trying to track it down.
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no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.
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Originally Posted by Former President Hayes
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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.
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note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.
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06-23-2009, 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Kishar
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i've been told it's sycamore trees....anyone ever have this pleasant experience?
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Its the trees dude.
I used to have a real big one out in front of my apartments, we finally traced the cum stank back to that tree.
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06-23-2009, 05:48 PM
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holy shit lemme break out the popcorn for this one..
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06-23-2009, 05:50 PM
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this is quite possibly the most random thread title ever....
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06-23-2009, 05:50 PM
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I dont think I can remember the smell... or if I even know it.
I probably do tho, would recognize it if it was about. I know my own crotch smell, but thats different.
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everything in moderarion (especially moderation)
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06-23-2009, 05:55 PM
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its like pneumonia and bleach; but it doesn't kill you
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06-23-2009, 05:55 PM
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yeah weirdly enough my mate used to have a "cum tree" at his house, we found one the other day and lol'd about it. Glad to know there's moar out there naturally, and not just select trees getting sodomised.
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Originally Posted by Chuck Palahniuk
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Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
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06-23-2009, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Waves
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jesus christ dude
you accuse me of making shitty threads, seriously?
go lick your cum trees you sick bastard
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06-23-2009, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Flamingnun
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Glad to know there's moar out there naturally, and not just select trees getting sodomised.
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LMAO!! 
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06-23-2009, 06:00 PM
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I never related the smell to cum so much as evaporated spit/saliva.
It's like god just sneezed outside and you can't get away from the smell.
But yes, it's the trees. I forget the name...
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06-23-2009, 06:04 PM
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I thought this would be about a lady friend making the wrong choice in a road-head finale.
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06-23-2009, 06:17 PM
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i thought this would be about kishar masturbating to truckers on the highway
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Originally Posted by stateofkane
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I'm one of the few people on this board with any common sense.
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06-23-2009, 06:20 PM
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pussy willows?
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Originally Posted by Woods
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Life is like jumping off a cliff, living the freefall. Some cliffs are taller then others, some have clouds all the way to the ground, and some you can see it approach. Whatever the characteristics of your personal cliff, you have the same two choices. You can scream in terror at the approaching ground, whether you can see it or not, or you can yell for joy at the feeling of flying.
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Originally Posted by SageTree
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That is a pun sun!
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06-23-2009, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Kishar
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ok for you who live in the midwest... when im driving everyonce in awhile i'll get a strong smell cum. you know how when you pass a dead animal especially a deer they stink to high heaven...this is the same but it's the pungent smell of cum.
i've been told it's sycamore trees....anyone ever have this pleasant experience?
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wipe your lip you brokeback bitch. you gots a hitler
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06-23-2009, 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Drew
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pussy willows?
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LOL!!!
here they are....
TGWOOfY: Trees That Smell Like...Uh, Well, Like...
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The following spring, now surrounded by my closest friends -I had known them for 19 whole months at that point after all- I had the guts to wonder aloud about the smell. It was a short conversation which went something like:
Greazy Tony: Don't those trees smell an awful lot like...
Everyone Else: Cum? I know, what is that about!?!
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06-23-2009, 07:21 PM
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i dont see how a tree can smell like cum considering the makeup of semen is determined by what a person consumes.
i for one have never seen or smelled these trees.
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06-23-2009, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by al-Mu'akhkhir
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i dont see how a tree can smell like cum considering the makeup of semen is determined by what a person consumes.
i for one have never seen or smelled these trees.
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seriously, once you get a whiff of the tree, you know, right off the bat... thats the jizz tree
im cereal
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06-23-2009, 08:05 PM
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try drinking some fruit smoothies, bitches will pay you to let them swallow that shit.
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