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i butt floss 5 27.78%
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im gay for cake 13 72.22%
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Old 07-05-2009, 06:19 PM   #1 (permalink)
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do u butt floss?

i find it the only way to get truly
 
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Old 07-05-2009, 06:22 PM   #2 (permalink)
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cake!
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well for one it apparently fucks up your phone so there's that.

 
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Old 07-05-2009, 06:36 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Nothing justifies butt floss, NEDM!!
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Old 07-05-2009, 06:38 PM   #4 (permalink)
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only by the tounges of 3ft tall bush bound nymphs...
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Old 07-05-2009, 06:52 PM   #5 (permalink)
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aw man i just ate some cake
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Old 07-05-2009, 06:53 PM   #6 (permalink)
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everyone is just gonna vote for cake.

cake > everything else
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Old 07-05-2009, 07:26 PM   #7 (permalink)
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floss the cake

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Old 07-05-2009, 08:18 PM   #8 (permalink)
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i butt floss sometimes, but only lightly. (and only fresh out the shower obv)


cake is good also.
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Old 07-05-2009, 08:44 PM   #9 (permalink)
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my understanding is that butt floss is a g-string...

can someone enlighten me as to what faggotry you are all referring to?
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Old 07-05-2009, 09:05 PM   #10 (permalink)
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no one really knows. I thought he either means with a towel or a soap bar, I don't know.
but in the meantime, I'm going to eat some cupcakes.
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Old 07-05-2009, 09:35 PM   #11 (permalink)
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man I wish I had some cake right now.
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Dr. Drew was pretty mellow, imo. Good info, non-bias answer. He gave healthy answers even for otherwise 'taboo' topics.
 
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Old 07-05-2009, 09:45 PM   #12 (permalink)
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butt floss:

verb. the act of drying off the butt, gooch, and genitals with a towel in a flossing motion
 
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Old 07-05-2009, 09:45 PM   #13 (permalink)
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what is this ass floss? and what does cake have to do with it?
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no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.

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ahhhh, efff that. poooooo towels for the loss
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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO
no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

Originally Posted by v3d4 View Post
note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.

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Originally Posted by al-Mu'akhkhir View Post
my understanding is that butt floss is a g-string...

can someone enlighten me as to what faggotry you are all referring to?
exactly what I was thinking.
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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO
no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

Originally Posted by Former President Hayes View Post
stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

Originally Posted by v3d4 View Post
note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.

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where be da butt cake!?
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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO
no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

Originally Posted by v3d4 View Post
note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.

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Old 07-06-2009, 10:06 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by herbinator45 View Post
what is this ass floss? and what does cake have to do with it?
hahaha ew. i thought u were talking about wearing thongs
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Originally Posted by pacman View Post
butt floss:

verb. the act of drying off the butt, gooch, and genitals with a towel in a flossing motion
Yeah, I do that. There's no way I'm passing up a good time like that. In fact, I like to take my workout towel from the gym, and floss my stanky junk when it's all sweaty and filled with tangleberries. I call that move, Operation Clean Sweep, after the military operation in the movie "Outbreak" where Donald Sutherland wants to blow up an entire town with an air fuel bomb.



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