People became jealous of the king
Tried to incapacitate, discontinue his reign
Things changed when they found he was indestructible
Head full of ideas that the rest would never know
Folks, it's time to evolve. That's why we're troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything's failing? It's because, um – they're no longer relevant. We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right? There's another 90 percent of our brains that we have to illuminate.
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no one really knows. I thought he either means with a towel or a soap bar, I don't know.
but in the meantime, I'm going to eat some cupcakes.
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People became jealous of the king
Tried to incapacitate, discontinue his reign
Things changed when they found he was indestructible
Head full of ideas that the rest would never know
what is this ass floss? and what does cake have to do with it?
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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO
no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.
Originally Posted by Former President Hayes
stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.
Originally Posted by v3d4
note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.
no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.
Originally Posted by Former President Hayes
stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.
Originally Posted by v3d4
note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.
my understanding is that butt floss is a g-string...
can someone enlighten me as to what faggotry you are all referring to?
exactly what I was thinking.
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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO
no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.
Originally Posted by Former President Hayes
stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.
Originally Posted by v3d4
note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.
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Originally Posted by Canuck Wisdom
No yahookans take this time to all go out and do shittastic shit missions to tell other yahookans about hung-over tommorow morning, while smoking a bong in our PJs and recovering together drinking water.
no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.
Originally Posted by Former President Hayes
stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.
Originally Posted by v3d4
note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.
what is this ass floss? and what does cake have to do with it?
hahaha ew. i thought u were talking about wearing thongs
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Originally Posted by The Rev
YaHooka: Don't expect anyone to give a shit about your pain unless you have a nice rack.
verb. the act of drying off the butt, gooch, and genitals with a towel in a flossing motion
Yeah, I do that. There's no way I'm passing up a good time like that. In fact, I like to take my workout towel from the gym, and floss my stanky junk when it's all sweaty and filled with tangleberries. I call that move, Operation Clean Sweep, after the military operation in the movie "Outbreak" where Donald Sutherland wants to blow up an entire town with an air fuel bomb.
Yeah, it really IS that good.
The Rev
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