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07-28-2009, 02:13 PM
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omg invention
so basically it's a collar you attach to a potentially dangerous animal (squirrel, leopard) and via remote control it instantly injects seditives in emergency situations. like if your pet jaguar trys to eat your daughters face when she attempts to give it a butterfly kiss on the cheek. well i guess her face would get eaten anyway but obviously you'd have rules and shit so your daughter wouldnt do something that retarded. (unless youre kishar.) That would make owning a bear that much more realistic because of the safetiness this great invention.
please don't steal my invention idea.
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07-28-2009, 02:40 PM
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i already ripped it off and patented it
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FUCK FYUCJK FYCJ!!
I just wrote like 10 gucking PARAGRAHPS AND I HIT A FUCING LINK BYACCIDENT HOLY FUCK IM ANGRY
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07-28-2009, 02:40 PM
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shit i realized just now how dangerous the tips of the needles can be. revised diagram below.
probably should wear protective safety gloves and maybe goggles when attempting to remove the safey caps from the needles, though.
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07-28-2009, 02:42 PM
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lul.
this would be sweet.
or genetically alter a bear so it stays small.
a little bear cub running around would be a badass pet.
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07-28-2009, 02:43 PM
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er...how about a safety-cap-removing helmet? it would mount the antenna nicely.
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Originally Posted by Sir-Ex
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FUCK FYUCJK FYCJ!!
I just wrote like 10 gucking PARAGRAHPS AND I HIT A FUCING LINK BYACCIDENT HOLY FUCK IM ANGRY
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07-28-2009, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Waves
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er...how about a safety-cap-removing helmet? it would mount the antenna nicely.
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too elaborate. i''ll include the safety gloves and goggles free of charge with the collar.
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07-28-2009, 02:44 PM
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how about the happy helmet from ren and stimpy...
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07-28-2009, 02:46 PM
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ren and stimpy ftw
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after another opie binge, I'm happy to be able to shit also.. six fucking plunges it took to go down, I mean jesus, some got on my socks. It was like "Go down please god make it go down please ill never steal from work again oh shit above the rim...please god i'll stop pissing in the neighbors pool.....fuck its getting on my sock.
but hey at least I shit.
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07-28-2009, 02:46 PM
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I'm telling you man, it's all about the sharks with lasers.
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07-28-2009, 02:47 PM
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07-28-2009, 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Grieves
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how about the happy helmet from ren and stimpy...
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i prefer my animals in their natural state of mind. that is just evil.
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07-28-2009, 02:51 PM
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sedation is not a natural state of mind...
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07-28-2009, 02:52 PM
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07-28-2009, 02:54 PM
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Those aren't your inventions now are they spanky..
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07-28-2009, 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Grieves
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sedation is not a natural state of mind...
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read: emergency situations!
plus hats are so faux pas when it comes to pets of all shapes and sizes.
ps: spanky you cockshit, lasersharks are a fucking ancient idea you twit. gtfo of my thread of great invention.
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07-28-2009, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by SpankyMcLankey
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ummm wtf?
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Originally Posted by Seeds&Stems
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after another opie binge, I'm happy to be able to shit also.. six fucking plunges it took to go down, I mean jesus, some got on my socks. It was like "Go down please god make it go down please ill never steal from work again oh shit above the rim...please god i'll stop pissing in the neighbors pool.....fuck its getting on my sock.
but hey at least I shit.
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07-28-2009, 03:04 PM
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well Grieves, I don't think your shark man eatting costume was your invention either.. I felt the Pink T-Rex costume was a necessary response.
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07-28-2009, 03:06 PM
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that was to prove your lack of originality, those works are not of my creative license...
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07-28-2009, 03:36 PM
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i think your onto something here...
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No, I'm pretty sure I called YOU a whore.
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07-28-2009, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Grieves
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that was to prove your lack of originality, those works are not of my creative license...
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Well if it counts for anything, I saw all those pictures already too. It's not hard to Google Image things(like I did in the first place). I just thought it was a neat correlation to wild animals with deadly objects on their heads that they can't control. 
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