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07-28-2009, 08:05 PM
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A strange experience....
Noticing a little moving thing on your carpet...realizing it's an ant...getting close to the floor and then realizing that there's quite a few...the noticing there's a fucking TON that you never noticed when you were just standing around the area. Little bastards...just because it's hot doesn't mean you can just strut your way in.
It's time for them to meet the power of human technology.
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07-28-2009, 08:22 PM
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i call slobbery
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07-28-2009, 08:25 PM
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ah, sounds like a colony.
I took my kids on a hike recently and came across these ant highways...perfectly formed, 2 months later i returned to the same place...they were still marching ants...all in perfect allignment. they marched to a huge gigantic ant orgy where they were climbing over top of one another...thousands. ..
i don't know what this post exactly means but....you have ants?
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07-28-2009, 08:27 PM
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Same thing happened to me a while back.
I had ants crawling around my carpet for a while, and all over a pile of a couple clothes. I sprayed the fuck out of them with some raid shit.
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Life is like jumping off a cliff, living the freefall. Some cliffs are taller then others, some have clouds all the way to the ground, and some you can see it approach. Whatever the characteristics of your personal cliff, you have the same two choices. You can scream in terror at the approaching ground, whether you can see it or not, or you can yell for joy at the feeling of flying.
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That is a pun sun!
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07-28-2009, 08:30 PM
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back to my ant colony...it was so cool, they were in formed lines of three...marching perfectly.
sorrry for being stooned.
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07-28-2009, 08:30 PM
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 ^I laughed 
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07-28-2009, 08:51 PM
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Perhaps you should just ask them to leave. Nature somtimes responds well to communication. 
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07-28-2009, 08:54 PM
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^ haha no. nature just fears your biceps.
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07-28-2009, 08:57 PM
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responds well to THIS!
OH AND PLEASE DON'T DETER lhm FROM POSTING HIS BICEPS.
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07-28-2009, 08:59 PM
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Someone needs to glue an upside down thumbtac to her CAPSLOCK key to prevent accidental... ah fuckit its funny and cute, all rolled into a a tight little funute ball of neatoness.
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07-28-2009, 09:09 PM
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I hte capital locks, my dilemma has been going on for years, it's not nearly as cute as you think.
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07-29-2009, 08:04 AM
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carpet is the ultimate household foe: fraught with peril at every joint and seam
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07-29-2009, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by ionlylooklazy
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i call slobbery
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Blame it on the cat, yeeeaaahhh yyyyyyyeahhhhh.
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07-29-2009, 02:24 PM
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lol this reminds me of my weird neighbor in michigan years ago. the guy was like 90 and claimed he was in WWII and would go along the street pouring gasoline on ant colonies..
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07-29-2009, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Ego Tripping
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Blame it on the cat, yeeeaaahhh yyyyyyyeahhhhh.
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the ants are eating your cat? I doubt they like ammonia much.
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07-29-2009, 11:02 PM
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there was this ant hill built into a tree stump, and there was this big flat spot where at least a thousand ants walking around camly, and then i dropped the tiniest little pebble on top, and the ants fucking freaked and started running around frantically trying to move the pebble.
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07-29-2009, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Parallax
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there was this ant hill built into a tree stump, and there was this big flat spot where at least a thousand ants walking around camly, and then i dropped the tiniest little pebble on top, and the ants fucking freaked and started running around frantically trying to move the pebble.
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lol
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07-29-2009, 11:26 PM
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lol godzillallax!
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FUCK FYUCJK FYCJ!!
I just wrote like 10 gucking PARAGRAHPS AND I HIT A FUCING LINK BYACCIDENT HOLY FUCK IM ANGRY
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07-30-2009, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by turmaline
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OH AND PLEASE DON'T DETER lhm FROM POSTING HIS BICEPS.
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i love that pic its so nice
zap that little fucker with lightening bolts of technology until hes lying helpless on his back.
insects are fine until they come inside. actually they suck outside too now thati think about it.
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07-30-2009, 06:01 AM
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get this...shits awesome.
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