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07-30-2009, 04:04 PM
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You pissed your pants!
In all honesty...if my best friend did it... I would still love her.
oh and my best friend never pissed on an electric fence...I mean she did...
but she in the neame of burning hell! she nevered pissed he pants.
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07-30-2009, 04:24 PM
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wat
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07-30-2009, 04:24 PM
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if you were a true friend you woulda pissed your pants with her
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07-30-2009, 04:26 PM
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I never pissed my pants
but a true friend would change your sheets and wash you.
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I'm a lvl 3 ranger right now. What world are you in? My guy is Sarlona.
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07-30-2009, 04:27 PM
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all im seein is
Originally Posted by turmaline
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im to cool to pee my pants.
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<3 turm :P
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07-30-2009, 04:28 PM
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Ilol
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I'm a lvl 3 ranger right now. What world are you in? My guy is Sarlona.
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07-30-2009, 04:31 PM
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I've peed on our electrical fences, and no, nothing happens.
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Originally Posted by The SARS Volta
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you're my ideal girl too, osirus 
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Originally Posted by Mя. Gяiєvєs
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wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
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ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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07-30-2009, 04:33 PM
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they weren't on, they ususally arent late at night.
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I'm a lvl 3 ranger right now. What world are you in? My guy is Sarlona.
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07-30-2009, 04:36 PM
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i pooped instead of peed 
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07-30-2009, 04:38 PM
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only because I've had alot of experience lol, I would definately clean up after you bongobongo, but then again I might try to educate you, by lying you exhausted body in your shite, so you don't do it again.
if you do it repeatedly.
Do you?
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07-30-2009, 05:08 PM
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Step Back. Evaluate. Recognize.
-We are caught between a sense of higher being and the realities of our world-
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07-30-2009, 08:47 PM
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if peeing your pants is cool, then consider me miles davis
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07-30-2009, 10:50 PM
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07-30-2009, 11:17 PM
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ren and stimpy ftw, again (second time this week they have been referenced?)
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after another opie binge, I'm happy to be able to shit also.. six fucking plunges it took to go down, I mean jesus, some got on my socks. It was like "Go down please god make it go down please ill never steal from work again oh shit above the rim...please god i'll stop pissing in the neighbors pool.....fuck its getting on my sock.
but hey at least I shit.
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R.I.P. Gov
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07-30-2009, 11:23 PM
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dear turm: I hope for your sake you were drinking when you made this thread.
sincerely,
Kitch
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That old whisky drinking, bluegrass listening, North Face wearing, all night roaming rambler he'll always be.
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07-31-2009, 01:45 AM
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... wow insensitive
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07-31-2009, 06:31 AM
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when i was little like 5 my dad took me squrriel hunting and i was carrying one back to the truck and he said, don't touch the electric fence i said ok, so i figured i'd shock the dead squrriel and layed it on the wire and i got zapped and started cryin and my dad laughed his ass off, prick bastard.
he said i told you not to touch the fence, i said i didn't the squrriel did. 
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07-31-2009, 02:52 PM
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oooo, I haz a mudkipz in my pants
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08-01-2009, 11:43 AM
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Ironically, while I have never pissed my pants, I have shit myself before.
Stay thirsty, my friends.
The Rev
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Last edited by The Rev; 08-01-2009 at 11:47 AM.
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08-01-2009, 11:45 AM
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rev, i believe that you have shit yourself
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