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08-03-2009, 04:48 PM
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The person you played doctor with when you were 5...
Mine just found me on Facebook and added me.
I hadn't seen or heard from her since 1st grade.
Weird.
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08-03-2009, 05:00 PM
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Did she give you a liposuction?
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08-03-2009, 05:16 PM
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You need to hit that shit, son. Leave no unfinished business.
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08-03-2009, 09:30 PM
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Lexi... ah those where the days....we skinny dipped together too
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08-03-2009, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Terry
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Did she give you a liposuction?
loljk
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More like lip-o-suck-one!
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08-03-2009, 10:52 PM
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good one fat ass....
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08-03-2009, 11:01 PM
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the people i played doctor with unforunately didn't survive.
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08-04-2009, 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by fenderbender
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good one fat ass....
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Sure is, virgin.
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08-04-2009, 12:25 AM
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Lol
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08-04-2009, 12:34 AM
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lol she always talked about me to anyone and everyone and exaggerated stories throughout high school, it was kinda funny really.
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08-04-2009, 09:54 AM
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Bearsy: send her a message and ask when you can hit it. 85% chances of it working, 10% chance of it not, 5% chance of having her take out a restraining order on you.
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Originally Posted by Burner of trees
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the people i played doctor with unforunately didn't survive.
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you're my ideal girl too, osirus
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Originally Posted by Mя. Gяiєvєs
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wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
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ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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08-04-2009, 09:57 AM
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i am 5 years old
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.<12not_bongo> oss is legit hellz ya.
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08-04-2009, 09:58 AM
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who wants to play doctor with me
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.<12not_bongo> oss is legit hellz ya.
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08-04-2009, 10:08 AM
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also, i played dr. too when i was little...not 5 though...it was also a she, and we played "house". she taught me about secks.
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08-04-2009, 10:13 AM
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as long as it wasn't your babysitter
that happened to my brother and he's, uh. . . well, he's something
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08-04-2009, 10:16 AM
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lol...no, not my babysitter, just a good friend. we were both young (not 5 though).
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08-04-2009, 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by osirus2020
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Bearsy: send her a message and ask when you can hit it. 85% chances of it working, 10% chance of it not, 5% chance of having her take out a restraining order on you.
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Probz will. No offense to her, but I don't care if we're friends or not. lol.
She is a "Juggalette" though I think... so I might hold off on this one.
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08-04-2009, 10:26 AM
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Oh yes...I'd pass on that Bearsy. 
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08-04-2009, 10:34 AM
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wtf is a juggalette?
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I'm one of the few people on this board with any common sense.
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08-04-2009, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Bearsy
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She is a "Juggalette" though I think... so I might hold off on this one.
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lmao
cantseeme:
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