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Old 08-05-2009, 04:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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George Sodini seethed with anger and frustration toward women. He couldn't understand why they ignored him, despite his best efforts to look nice. He hadn't had a girlfriend since 1984, hadn't slept with a woman in 19 years.

Why is it almost always a white guy?
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Old 08-05-2009, 04:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
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ahahaha i bet this dude had an e harmony account
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Old 08-05-2009, 04:22 PM   #3 (permalink)
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"On that evening, he walked into the health club wearing black workout gear and a headband, and entered the "Latin impact" class with four guns."


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Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
 
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Old 08-05-2009, 04:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 08-05-2009, 04:49 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Time after time, these idiots go guns blazing into a crowd of people, only to kill less than a handful:

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He went to the sprawling L.A. Fitness Club in this Pittsburgh suburb, turned out the lights on a dance-aerobics class filled with women, and opened fire with three guns, letting loose with a fusillade of at least 36 bullets.

He killed three women and wounded nine others before committing suicide.
Come on. I think his first mistake was turning the lights off. You can't aim what you can't see. But honestly how do you shoot 36 bullets only to kill 3 women? Only 8.3% of his bullets killed and 33% shots fired hit women, assuming there was one bullet per woman.

I imagine the women that died were possibly hit multiple times in critical areas, while the others were hit maybe once in non threatening areas (legs, arms, hands etc) so those figures are approximate.

I do find it amazing how many people survive gunshot wounds. There is a very narrow margin of living vs dying. If you get shot in the torso or head with even a moderately powered pistol you're going to die. If you're shot in the limbs, there is a very good chance that the hydrostatic shock caused by the bullet impacting your body will severe main arteries and veins.

I think this makes it very clear that he was not a shooting enthusiast and should not reflect on the large number of law abiding gun owners.
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Old 08-05-2009, 04:54 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 08-05-2009, 05:11 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 08-05-2009, 06:18 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I guess this means we should start being nicer to Scion
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Old 08-05-2009, 07:00 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by osirus2020 View Post
Time after time, these idiots go guns blazing into a crowd of people, only to kill less than a handful:



Come on. I think his first mistake was turning the lights off. You can't aim what you can't see. But honestly how do you shoot 36 bullets only to kill 3 women? Only 8.3% of his bullets killed and 33% shots fired hit women, assuming there was one bullet per woman.

I imagine the women that died were possibly hit multiple times in critical areas, while the others were hit maybe once in non threatening areas (legs, arms, hands etc) so those figures are approximate.

I do find it amazing how many people survive gunshot wounds. There is a very narrow margin of living vs dying. If you get shot in the torso or head with even a moderately powered pistol you're going to die. If you're shot in the limbs, there is a very good chance that the hydrostatic shock caused by the bullet impacting your body will severe main arteries and veins.

I think this makes it very clear that he was not a shooting enthusiast and should not reflect on the large number of law abiding gun owners.



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Old 08-05-2009, 07:32 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Interesting that he probably killed a few women who had very little self esteem.
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Old 08-05-2009, 07:39 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 08-05-2009, 07:49 PM   #12 (permalink)
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He hadn't had a girlfriend since 1984, hadn't slept with a woman in 19 years.

There are 30 million desirable women in the US (my estimate) and I cannot find one.

Only 30 million, not like 150 million? Fuck after 19 years EVERY woman is desirable, at least until he cleans out the pipes.
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Old 08-05-2009, 11:19 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by osirus2020 View Post
I think this makes it very clear that he was not a shooting enthusiast and should not reflect on the large number of law abiding gun owners.
lols, i like how him fucking up a mass murder makes him unenthusiastic.
i dont think any one psycho can reflect too badly on abiding gun owners, but the recurrence is the problem. denial doesn't help either.
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Old 08-06-2009, 05:33 PM   #15 (permalink)
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lols, i like how him fucking up a mass murder makes him unenthusiastic.
i dont think any one psycho can reflect too badly on abiding gun owners, but the recurrence is the problem. denial doesn't help either.
I've got so much trouble on my mind
that it feels if like I'm always sleepin' with the enemy
but I know the real world always gets the last word in
that's why I gotta kick reality
So don't tease me and try to say that I should care
might as well go out for mine 'cuz everybody's going out for theirs

So don't tell me about a fake drug war
cut education programs more
the people will one day learn and rise
'cuz not everyone is out to score

people always ask me why people are all fucked up
at every corner there's a liquor store
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I just wrote like 10 gucking PARAGRAHPS AND I HIT A FUCING LINK BYACCIDENT HOLY FUCK IM ANGRY
 
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Old 08-06-2009, 05:35 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Why is it almost always a white guy?
black people killin each other is just another day in the ghetoe!
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FUCK FYUCJK FYCJ!!


I just wrote like 10 gucking PARAGRAHPS AND I HIT A FUCING LINK BYACCIDENT HOLY FUCK IM ANGRY
 
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Old 08-07-2009, 02:32 PM   #17 (permalink)
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a computer programmer that's hasn't been laid in 19 years???

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Sexual frustration is no laughing matter.



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