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i dont watch shark week because i have a desire to continue to enjoy being fucked up in the ocean.
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did you know that there is speculation Greenland sharks are eating polar bears? they found a fucking polar bear jaw bone inside the belly of one of those mother fuckers...
Ocean week would be way cooler, sharks bore me after about three hours
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I never told anybody this but a thousand years ago I used to look up at the moon and dream about being an astronaut. I just never had the grades. Or the physical endurance. Plus I threw up a lot and nobody liked spending a week with me.
the thing is that they have spaced out the new shark week programs. theres like 3-4 new programs in a week....
i love shark week and all, just get some really new shows!
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Originally Posted by Seeds&Stems
after another opie binge, I'm happy to be able to shit also.. six fucking plunges it took to go down, I mean jesus, some got on my socks. It was like "Go down please god make it go down please ill never steal from work again oh shit above the rim...please god i'll stop pissing in the neighbors pool.....fuck its getting on my sock.
I'm with Kitch. If I want single-subject overload from TV, I want it to involve perky breasts, not sharks. Sharks are about 0.00001% as dangerous to people as the other way around. It would be like having "OMFG, Killer Tunas!!!" week on the Shark Channel.
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I'm with Kitch. If I want single-subject overload from TV, I want it to involve perky breasts, not sharks. Sharks are about 0.00001% as dangerous to people as the other way around. It would be like having "OMFG, Killer Tunas!!!" week on the Shark Channel.
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lol huh?
tuna don't kill people, unlike sharks. sharks are the top predators of the ocean and that automatically makes them awesome.
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