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08-08-2009, 09:53 PM
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Waves: Drug Smuggler
Today i flew from O HARE airport to denver and stashed 5 joints in a ziplock bag that i proceeded to pack under my nutsack
I am now in Boulder.
"But waves... boulder/denver is a stoner capitol of america why take the risk?
Because i am waves, and i STICK IT TO THE MAN
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Originally Posted by Sir-Ex
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FUCK FYUCJK FYCJ!!
I just wrote like 10 gucking PARAGRAHPS AND I HIT A FUCING LINK BYACCIDENT HOLY FUCK IM ANGRY
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08-08-2009, 09:55 PM
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I applaud your efforts good sir.
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fuck this city, and fuck this filthy air
let's build a-frames in the woods and just live there.
we'll all eat berries and build fires every night
and forget this mistake we call modern life.
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blog deal (updated 11/02/09)
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I am too constantly amazing
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08-08-2009, 09:56 PM
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lul boulder
nice, good luck
mad rich hippies there
but yea you coulda easily found bud when you landed \  /
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08-08-2009, 10:10 PM
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fuck yeah. waves ftmfw.
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08-08-2009, 10:16 PM
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Gotta Love Colorado.
I was sitting in the Denver airport about a year after 9/11
The local airport security folks decided in all their wisdom that as a foreigner changing planes in Denver, that my passport info should go into their system. I explained to them that Canadians are exempt from that bullshit and only need to provide a birth certificate and a valid piece of picture ID like a drivers license to travel through the States. (It's changed now, but not then). They pulled me aside and put me in a room and took all ten of my finger prints. Then they made me stick my head in a photo box and laser scanned my facial features at over 200 angles. I am now and ever more in the National Security data base. Every time I cross a border I get hassled, led to the back and interrogated as to my plans for my visit. Last Year I went to a bed and breakfast place in Portland Oregon and they phoned ahead and confirmed my reservation before allowing me to cross the border.
Airport Security in Colorado is run by a bunch of super paranoid, thick skulled fuck faces. 
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08-08-2009, 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by slunt
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Airport Security in Colorado is run by a bunch of super paranoid, thick skulled fuck faces.
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kind of like Yahooka.
jkjk
<3 <3
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08-08-2009, 10:37 PM
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to be honest i didnt have to deal with any denver folk, i walked right to baggage claim, got my shit, and left
o'hare isnt that bad for such a huge fuckin airport, theres random pat downs and what not at the security checkpoint but if you get a bag under the sack right you too can stick it TO THE MAN
(disclaimer: u can only STICK IT TO THE MAN on domestic flights, dont fuck with international)
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Originally Posted by Sir-Ex
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FUCK FYUCJK FYCJ!!
I just wrote like 10 gucking PARAGRAHPS AND I HIT A FUCING LINK BYACCIDENT HOLY FUCK IM ANGRY
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08-08-2009, 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Waves
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Today i flew from O HARE airport to denver and stashed 5 joints in a ziplock bag that i proceeded to pack under my nutsack
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Congrats man. I hope you had an enjoyable victory smoke, hopefully with some friends.
I also hope that you smoked the first 1-2 with said friends before telling them that they were stuffed next to your taint for a few hours.
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08-08-2009, 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by slunt
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Airport Security in Colorado is run by a bunch of super paranoid, thick skulled fuck faces.
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agreed.
i've gone from DIA to LAX many times and at DIA the security is always much worse
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08-08-2009, 11:01 PM
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Done hundreds a times a day. I wonder what "mile high" club you'll now be apart of?
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08-08-2009, 11:34 PM
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"ballsy" move...
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08-08-2009, 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Waves
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(disclaimer: u can only STICK IT TO THE MAN on domestic flights, dont fuck with international)
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But I fuck with international.  O'Hare too.
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08-08-2009, 11:39 PM
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ive infiltrated yahooka long enough to gain your trust. fbi, waves. youre goin down
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08-09-2009, 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Waves
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Today i flew from O HARE airport to denver and stashed 5 joints in a ziplock bag that i proceeded to pack under my nutsack
I am now in Boulder.
"But waves... boulder/denver is a stoner capitol of america why take the risk?
Because i am waves, and i STICK IT TO THE MAN
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more like you stick it to your balls.
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no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.
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Originally Posted by Former President Hayes
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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.
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note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.
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08-09-2009, 01:04 AM
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smoke those on the plane and then Ill be impressed
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08-09-2009, 02:42 AM
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yall dont know about smugglin
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i've struck the absolute perfect balance between gay and smart
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#yahooka trivia king.
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08-09-2009, 02:58 AM
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i ve passed some hash and trips on an international flight, but it was pre 9/11
balsy move Waves
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08-09-2009, 03:38 AM
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congrats on the success of a trip
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08-09-2009, 09:26 AM
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pack bags for flight. check.
smuggle bud in taint. check.
get bro-raped by spanky. .....
keep us updated.
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I'm one of the few people on this board with any common sense.
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08-09-2009, 10:10 AM
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nice
word on the domestic only too
i once flew with 9 grams of vancouver's best bubblehash to montreal in my pocket not hidden or anything
but i made sure i smoked it all in montreal i was too afraid to fly back with it
i think i only had the balls to do it cause i was drunk
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