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08-11-2009, 07:53 AM
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Yahooka solutions to RL problems
Everyone deals with some shit, and theres the way you'll probably handle it... then there's the way Yahooka would want it to go down.
Like I'm in this romance triangle with this one girl for the second time, and ill spare you the details but I think i'm gonna go after her roommate just like last time I went for her friend.
But I thought about it and I realized I should R/D&B both of them, get them both pregnant and then chill with a blunt.
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Originally Posted by Mercury
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i've struck the absolute perfect balance between gay and smart
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#yahooka trivia king.
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08-11-2009, 08:47 AM
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Yahooka solution:
pics or gtfo
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08-11-2009, 10:52 AM
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its all social incest.. really i mean
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08-11-2009, 11:06 AM
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i think your mistaking yahooka for a forum that gives a shit
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08-11-2009, 11:10 AM
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your plan sounds like youll be smoking that blunt in a cardboard box in the dark trying to get every drop of "fuck it" out of that weed.
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Originally Posted by verklingen
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instead of setting out to connect all the dots, the intent of zen is seeing the dots, letting them connect and then seeing how oneself connects to them.
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"Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens" Hendrix
"A gentle answer turns away wrath, But a harsh word stirs up anger"- words to live by
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08-11-2009, 11:15 AM
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geenos pimp hand is strong
smack it, wax it, tax it.
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I'm one of the few people on this board with any common sense.
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08-11-2009, 11:18 AM
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i want to take a shit the regular way but it pleases yahooka to do so backwards so i'll go with that
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History shows again and again how nature points up the folly of men
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08-11-2009, 11:24 AM
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ive been squatting on my toilet seat for about 6 months now
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Originally Posted by verklingen
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instead of setting out to connect all the dots, the intent of zen is seeing the dots, letting them connect and then seeing how oneself connects to them.
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"Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens" Hendrix
"A gentle answer turns away wrath, But a harsh word stirs up anger"- words to live by
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08-11-2009, 11:29 AM
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i shoot raccoons with rifles in the city.
edit: I mean raccoons that have rifles.
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08-11-2009, 11:41 AM
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plug it, geeno
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08-11-2009, 11:44 AM
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geeno you need to fight their mother and get beat up and then fuck both minors and their bloodied mother..Then post right before the cops come and during the subsequent arrest...
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do you have another opinion
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08-11-2009, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by pacman
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plug it, geeno
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cloudy ≠ yahooka
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History shows again and again how nature points up the folly of men
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08-11-2009, 04:02 PM
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^ holy shit i have never seen a computerized "≠" sign before
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08-11-2009, 04:11 PM
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^lul yeah me eitherz
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08-11-2009, 04:45 PM
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Do them at the same time. Then, I will be impressed.
The Rev
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R.I.P. Governor We know you're smokin wherever you are.
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08-11-2009, 04:48 PM
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do the mother afterwards, play on the age thing, get her jealous of her daughter/roomate get the mother to take care of you financially in the end..
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08-11-2009, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Geeno
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But I thought about it and I realized I should R/D&B both of them, get them both pregnant and then chill with a blunt.
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I love how even abbreviated I knew immediately what this meant.
Yahookan solutions indeed. I lul'd
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Originally Posted by Lloydy
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everything in moderarion (especially moderation)
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08-11-2009, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by SpankyMcLankey
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i shoot raccoons with rifles in the city.
edit: I mean raccoons that have rifles.
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you lie.... there was no edit.. that was all original post! 
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Originally Posted by Seeds&Stems
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after another opie binge, I'm happy to be able to shit also.. six fucking plunges it took to go down, I mean jesus, some got on my socks. It was like "Go down please god make it go down please ill never steal from work again oh shit above the rim...please god i'll stop pissing in the neighbors pool.....fuck its getting on my sock.
but hey at least I shit.
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R.I.P. Gov
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08-11-2009, 07:20 PM
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Geeno you are too ginger to attempt dating two chicks at once, unless you take them to movies or stay home all the time you'll stick out like carrot top and be busted and have your penis glued to your stomach. Be careful man
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08-11-2009, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Canuck Wisdom
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I love how even abbreviated I knew immediately what this meant.
Yahookan solutions indeed. I lul'd
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