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Herbin' Dictionary
This can be yahooka's half-assed answer to urban dictionary. The herbin’ dictionary, if you will. Share original words/phrases, and/or post classic yahookanisms (i.e. "let us call you, then"). Does not necessarily have to relate to marijuana.
My contributions
1. mascara massacre-the disaster which is produced when a drunk girl at a party starts crying hysterically and her face is thereby streaked with eye makeup.
2. brohammed-like 'broseph', but a more islamic alternative.
3. ho-mophobia-the condition of harboring a fear or bias against hos. however, no yahookans have been diagnosed with this as of yet.
4. gaycist- the replacement word for the original meaning of 'homophobia’, to avoid confusion.
5. whorange- the color one turns when too much artificial tanning products are used.
6. “I’m gay”- in reference to polls, this option is equivalent to “I plead the fifth” or “I don’t know”. This applies to any and every poll.
7. “Nigga went to _____ college”- the response a Yahookan gets when they contribute significant information to a thread/topic, courtesy of Weedwax.
8. Lemons – the legendary Yahooka threadstory of a loose bladder.
9. North of Sanity – (“oh damn, I heard he pulled a NoS”) to physically strike your girlfriend or wife (AKA your property).
keep it alive
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Originally Posted by SmokeSomeDoja
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pheonce hahaha wow a ghettoer spelling would be hard to come by.
edit - pheeyonce i guess.
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08-12-2009, 04:36 PM
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lol whorange.
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08-12-2009, 04:39 PM
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lol whorange was funny i thought too
sars, what about bongo  ? im a sad bongo now
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08-12-2009, 04:44 PM
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bongo-a little kid who buys weak drugs 
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That old whisky drinking, bluegrass listening, North Face wearing, all night roaming rambler he'll always be.
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08-12-2009, 04:46 PM
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^ he's gay.
jk.
mehmeh = village idiot
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08-12-2009, 04:48 PM
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to run with the NoS one..
face-palm - the act of reprimanding a ho
and with the brohammed
bro-rape - act of being sodomized by ones supposed bro
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08-12-2009, 04:54 PM
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The word "dry" used in any way = pm me with local hookups ASAP 
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08-12-2009, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by kitchkinet
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bongo-a little kid who buys weak drugs
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Originally Posted by SmokeSomeDoja
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pheonce hahaha wow a ghettoer spelling would be hard to come by.
edit - pheeyonce i guess.
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08-12-2009, 05:08 PM
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omg sars 
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08-12-2009, 05:11 PM
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shut - term coined by me on irc that is now being thefted
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08-12-2009, 05:12 PM
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I was just trying to make it like the urban dictionary.
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Say what I mean and I don't give a damn
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-Robert Hunter
We must all be foolish at times, it is one of the conditions of liberty.
-Walt Whitman
That old whisky drinking, bluegrass listening, North Face wearing, all night roaming rambler he'll always be.
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08-12-2009, 05:17 PM
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Tits or GTFO (kinda like Aloha, or Dude; can be used in many different kinds of situations as a greeting)
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"I don't like seeing vaginas stretched out and having dead octopi fall out"
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R.I.P. Governor  We know you're smokin wherever you are.
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08-12-2009, 05:19 PM
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1. bongo 40 up, 25 down
Graphic representation of the reproductive act, or close approximations of said activity.
Alternately known as porn pr0n XXX or Hardcore
Send us your funny websites, but no Bongo or Snuff please
lol
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08-12-2009, 06:08 PM
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Pics or It Didn't Happen- Used in response to a post recalling an outrageous anecdote or incident
Usage: "I pulled a NOS on the wife and she flew out the window"
Re: Pics or it didn't happen
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Think about your bong like it's a person. It needs a shower daily man, otherwise it stinks like death.
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08-12-2009, 06:25 PM
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loose shoes - loose fucking shoes.
foam party - underage boobies
both weak but any seasoned yahookan knows whats up
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Last edited by Aurora; 08-12-2009 at 06:28 PM.
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08-12-2009, 06:58 PM
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what what - in the butt
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everything in moderarion (especially moderation)
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08-12-2009, 07:18 PM
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shoes to wear loose ?
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08-12-2009, 08:02 PM
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Bearsy pours himself another Jumex, while quietly chuckling to himself. "Ahh, Internet."
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You said it right from the start
These sorts of things fall apart.
Records keep the quiet away
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08-12-2009, 08:13 PM
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Rob Kelly feet: fucking grozz ass feet
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"Nigga you gotz teh rob kelly feet!1"
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Life is like jumping off a cliff, living the freefall. Some cliffs are taller then others, some have clouds all the way to the ground, and some you can see it approach. Whatever the characteristics of your personal cliff, you have the same two choices. You can scream in terror at the approaching ground, whether you can see it or not, or you can yell for joy at the feeling of flying.
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That is a pun sun!
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08-12-2009, 08:22 PM
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the geeno challenge must be acknowledged too
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Originally Posted by SmokeSomeDoja
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pheonce hahaha wow a ghettoer spelling would be hard to come by.
edit - pheeyonce i guess.
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