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08-13-2009, 10:53 AM
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My God!! some vampires are coming to get you and some of them are even GAY!
What do you do?
I tell you what I would do...
but not first.
maybe i should add a pole.....a WOODEN pole.
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08-13-2009, 10:53 AM
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sorry turm your about a week late, someone already did this...
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08-13-2009, 10:55 AM
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crushed it!
oh well I'll be handing out garlic buttplugs and the rest.
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08-13-2009, 11:01 AM
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lmao garlic buttplugs
how about rosary made of ass beads
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08-13-2009, 11:02 AM
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good thinking we need some more ideas!
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08-13-2009, 11:07 AM
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Some Holy KY should do the trick
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08-13-2009, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by verklingen
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lmao garlic buttplugs
how about rosary made of ass beads
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AAAAHAHAHA, that's the funniest thing I've read in a long time.
lol irl. 
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Originally Posted by The Rev
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It's not what you see, it's that you're looking.
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08-13-2009, 06:30 PM
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put Scion in front of me so they take him first.
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Think about your bong like it's a person. It needs a shower daily man, otherwise it stinks like death.
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08-13-2009, 07:30 PM
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How do you kill a gay vampire? Stake through the heart? Or something more...erm, south of the border?
Silver Plated.
The Rev
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08-13-2009, 07:32 PM
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doing your research, good job.
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08-13-2009, 07:35 PM
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A spalted oak dildo should also do the trick.
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08-13-2009, 11:12 PM
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silver dildo or you wont kill the bitch
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08-13-2009, 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted by turmaline
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What do you do?
I tell you what I would do...
but not first.
maybe i should add a pole.....a WOODEN pole.
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using a pole/dildo on a gay vampire
might be a bad idea 
unless you want to get "closer" with him..
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08-14-2009, 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted by The Rev
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How do you kill a gay vampire? Stake through the heart? Or something more...erm, south of the border?
Silver Plated.
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let's be serious here,
silver is for werewolves
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08-14-2009, 09:00 AM
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okay the spalted oak dildo is a fail, but these aren't!
uv fleshlights!
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08-14-2009, 11:37 AM
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im okay with lesbian vampires btw
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08-14-2009, 01:23 PM
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i don't want to know where the blood on their mouthes came from...
... but I suspect it came from their p00sies
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08-14-2009, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by verklingen
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let's be serious here,
silver is for werewolves
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Au contraire, mon ami! Check out True Blood AND the Blade movies. Silver fucks a vampire up like holy water in metal form.
The Rev
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08-14-2009, 05:39 PM
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i vant to suck your boner.
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08-14-2009, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by The Rev
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Au contraire, mon ami! Check out True Blood AND the Blade movies. Silver fucks a vampire up like holy water in metal form.
The Rev
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silver nitrate +vampire + wesley snipes roundhouse kick to the throat = boom.
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Just look out around us, people fightin their wars...
They think they'll be happy when they've settled their scores...
Let's lay down our weapons
and hold us apart
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try to open our hearts
MORE LOVE.
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Originally Posted by The Rev
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