I hate to break it to some of you guys, but you've become vampires. I want you to know...there is recovery from vampirism. Well, just so you know...If you meet most or all of these criteria, youre probably one of the 'fallen' ones. You know youre a vampire when...
You are over a hundred.
You lack all bodily Pigment of hair and eyes.
A tan is completely and utterly impossible.
You belong to secret societies, houses, or covens.
You have blood of any kind on your menu.
Killing any person or living thing is a hobby, pastime, or part of your job description.
You have a jug of blood in your fridge or frozen blood pops in your freezer.
You have been trained in the dark arts since childhood.
Your religion involves blood sacrifice of any kind.
Youve lost track of your own body count.
You need help friends, you are lost, and your people have been lost, but come back to the light. If you want to, you can stop the vampirism and use milk {a form of blood transformed} as a substitute to assuage your craving for blood and violence for as long as you need to for the transformation to take place. In this way, you will recover your better human nature, and come back into the favor of the light and the warmth of Life. Remember your true selves, you are children of the Light.
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
Oh boy, I dont even know where to start with you. first of all, you need to regress back to your birth and childhood and find out what happened!
Were you fed similac instead of breastfed? and raised on GIJoe episodes? Did you not get the love you needed? Did your mama hold you enuf? Left in the crib for long intervals? soiled? Did your daddy not give you attention?...or was there physical or psychological abuse? You need to think about these things.
Im sorry, you did deserve the love and attention, and you are a worthwhile human being. Find your inner child and love him first. Until then youll never be able to love others.
[P.S. I love you... Brother. (come back to the light)]
By the way, the patriotic motif on your republican hand... the traditional red and white flags of viking ships, indicating blood. The blue represents the eye color. The elephant represents the monopoly/aristocracy.
...so it is a fitting gesture for a person of such barbarian piratesque qualities.
after another opie binge, I'm happy to be able to shit also.. six fucking plunges it took to go down, I mean jesus, some got on my socks. It was like "Go down please god make it go down please ill never steal from work again oh shit above the rim...please god i'll stop pissing in the neighbors pool.....fuck its getting on my sock.
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So, I haven't watched and actually won't. But...wow...you guys watched that all the way through? Like, cum and all? To the jizzy end? Why? I can see just without playing it, a guy is going to fuck that watermelon. It's not like I'd need to see it, to believe it. You guys watched it all? ...
You know youre a vampire when...
We know you're smokin wherever you are.
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