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Old 08-15-2009, 08:06 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Worshipping the Vagina as God

It just occurred to me that not only does every new soul enter the world through the vaginal portal, but whenever a part of your body tries to return through it, it feels like heaven.

I think God is the collective vagina of all Womankind, and I shall worship accordingly from this moment forward.

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Old 08-15-2009, 09:11 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Its not the body part, it is the soul of the woman. This is a more wholistic approach
 
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Old 08-15-2009, 09:46 AM   #3 (permalink)
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*holistic. Normally I wouldn't bother correcting some one, but you, sir, are just annoying.

Rev, I'm on board as long as we don't use the Vagina Monologues as our holy oration. However if two vaginas can actually HAVE a dialogue with each other I'd accept that.
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Old 08-15-2009, 10:27 AM   #5 (permalink)
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It just occurred to me that not only does every new soul enter the world through the vaginal portal, but whenever a part of your body tries to return through it, it feels like heaven.



This is a brilliant philosophical observation. Thank you for these positive words that brought a smile to my face.

It's so true, yet I never harbored this thought.
 
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Old 08-15-2009, 10:31 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Its not the body part, it is the soul of the woman. This is a more wholistic approach
I got a C-note that says Scion is still a virgin.



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Old 08-15-2009, 11:54 AM   #7 (permalink)
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holistic no pun intended rofl
 
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Old 08-15-2009, 12:06 PM   #8 (permalink)
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i like a tight wet vagina
 
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Old 08-15-2009, 05:14 PM   #9 (permalink)
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wholistic: i know and its intended. using my poetic license for emphasis!
 
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Old 08-16-2009, 01:03 AM   #10 (permalink)
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maybe hole-istic then? Just thinkin'
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Old 08-16-2009, 10:41 AM   #11 (permalink)
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yall fuckin' dumb, hes making a whole joke.
 
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