What to do, what to do... **FUN** holy shit

Krunk · 09-17-2009, 06:41 PM

Hi.

So I come to my parents' house for the first time in a while. I get here, and no one is home. I'm playing with the dog, walking around the house bullshitting, and what do I find?? Two home drug testing kits in my dad's study.

lol wtf

So I'm all thinking "what a fuckin nazi" even though he was never a nazi at all when I was growing up. It's gotta be my mom influencing him.

You see, my little brother is at the critical age where the apathy catches up with you and you kind of realize that you don't give a fuck about anything except your friends. This time period just so happens to coincide with the age where all of your friends start getting high and you decide to experiment a little bit... or become a full fledged stoner.

Regardless, my little bro isn't a stoner, but he told me's he's tried getting high "once". Probably more like every "once" and a while, or "once" a week.

So my dad drops two references to potheads being losers today. He never talks about pot. Ever. He made one lame comment that I let slide at dinner, then we were all sitting around discussing my brother's high school schedule. He asks me if I'm going to make my kids take hard classes, or let them fail out and smoke dope in the backyard. Polar opposites brah, take a fuckin chill pill.

I'm all like, fuck yeah I'll let my kids get high as long as they make decent grades. Even if they start doing poorly in school, don't blame it on the ganja.

So.... to the poll:

Burner of trees · 09-17-2009, 06:52 PM

i think you should use one of those tests infront of your family so that after failing (passing in my mind and all yours i would hope) your little bro will see its not so bad. you might want to steer clear of dad if you do this though..

ionlylooklazy · 09-17-2009, 06:56 PM

i think you should take the tests yourself and give them to your dad

Mydriasis · 09-17-2009, 06:57 PM

1,2,3,4 dude. All of them. But mostly 4.

The Rev · 09-17-2009, 07:58 PM

If your little brother knows that you smoke, and that you have a decent career and are a responsible adult, then all of your dad's remarks about "pothead losers" will fall on deaf ears. In fact, those comments are likely to cause your dad a large loss in credibility with his kids. Your dad might want to know this.

The Rev

SpankyMcLankey · 09-17-2009, 08:32 PM

Today I was talking to this girl who smokes cigs but told me pot is 4x worse for your lungs.

Like, really? Where did you get the number four?

dubtrice · 09-17-2009, 08:48 PM

^ from too much *fap*fap*fapping*

Go find the dirtiest crack/crystal/heroin addict in the city, have em take the drug test, then leave the results back on the dads desk...

it should be entertaining

SpankyMcLankey · 09-17-2009, 08:50 PM

Originally Posted by dubtrice

^ from too much *fap*fap*fapping*

Go find the dirtiest crack/crystal/heroin addict in the city, have em take the drug test, then leave the results back on the dads desk...

it should be entertaining

wow I haven't seen you in awhile. How was training?

I'm guessing the tests are just for weed..

dubtrice · 09-17-2009, 08:55 PM

I went to jail

Im gonna have to wait until my probation is over before they will take me back, I messed up

Grieves · 09-17-2009, 09:33 PM

Tell him that everyone smokes pot except for chimos, vampires, and robots...

tedkennedy · 09-17-2009, 10:16 PM

drug testing is retarded, parents just need to talk to their kids and not treat them like criminals guilty of wrong doing

Debaser · 09-17-2009, 11:30 PM

Originally Posted by Grieves

Tell him that everyone smokes pot except for chimos, vampires, and robots...

I bet there's at least a couple of robots out there that dig on the ganj