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09-22-2009, 10:22 PM
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If you live in Southern California and Get the Swine flu...
Ever since this shit about the swine flu came out I've been getting really annoyed. They seem to have abandoned the name h1n1 and make it sound like some horrible animal-aids or something.
I really think people are either over reacting, or there's some alterior motive for them trying to scare us about this.
I heard three times in one week (once on the news, once on the radio, and once on Dr Oz) that half of all Americans will get the swine flu! And then some ridiculous figure about how many people could wind up in intensive care (of course they dont mention whether these people that will wind up there are healthy, old, babies, have aids etc.).
Now we all need to go out and get vaccinated, or we're all going to turn into pigs?...Or something like that.
Anyways. I want to film a video of me with the swine flu. I will not seek medical attention. And I eat a shitty diet, and am not the healthiest person on earth to say the least. It will either prove a point, be funny, or just be a waste of everyones time. Either way, I want to do it.
So... If anyone in the southern california contracts swine flu and gets a diagnosis on paper from a doctor (h1n1), I will meet you where ever you want and we can smoke a few joints/bong loads together BUT YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE AND NIGGER LIP IT! Oh wait...Thats racist. I mean N****R lip...
Come on guys...I need me some swine flu!
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09-22-2009, 10:23 PM
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"Dwarf Goober Militia"
How to write spazz lyrics 101
let's begin with this song
nederbodor hausenfeffer
don & neil are not lepers
floyd & leech are really swell
this makes no sense, can't you tell
you must always use these two magic words
unholy -- flung
now go write your own spazz song
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09-22-2009, 10:24 PM
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lol. i bet that vaccine is how theyre gonna implant the RF tracking chips into all of us.
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instead of setting out to connect all the dots, the intent of zen is seeing the dots, letting them connect and then seeing how oneself connects to them.
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"Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens" Hendrix
"A gentle answer turns away wrath, But a harsh word stirs up anger"- words to live by
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09-22-2009, 10:25 PM
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Haha...I wont go that far...Maybe on a money making level...But if they wanted to implant chips into us they'd have done it by now.
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"Dwarf Goober Militia"
How to write spazz lyrics 101
let's begin with this song
nederbodor hausenfeffer
don & neil are not lepers
floyd & leech are really swell
this makes no sense, can't you tell
you must always use these two magic words
unholy -- flung
now go write your own spazz song
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09-22-2009, 10:32 PM
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This is what all you fuckers get for using anti-bacterial/viral/microbial everything!
Thats why I dont wash my hands after I pee, fuckers.
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09-22-2009, 10:48 PM
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man i had that shit, its really no worse then any other time i've had the flu...still sucks though
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If you throw a bunch of kids in the woods, they're probably going to start smoking things.
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09-22-2009, 10:48 PM
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Like on that video of that lady showing the guy the right way to sneeze and tells him to use hand sanitizer, like you don't need sanitizer just for a sneeze.. I mean I know sneezes are probably the number one way to infect others around you, but once the sneeze is already in the air, sanitizer won't do shit.
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09-23-2009, 02:10 AM
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The reason we've survived for so long is because we've built up our immune systems...Antibacter ial stuff and over vaccination is destroying our natural immune systems. Ive only used antibiotics one time out of the 15 or 20 times Ive had them prescribed for colds, pulled teeth etc. They act like you need to take them or youll die. But its pretty rare that a bacteria actually stays in your body for more than a few weeks and does any real damage...My uncle DID however develop endocarditis (spelling?) from using dirty needles for too long...bacteria went to the heart..boom....But anyways...Anyone wanna spit in my mouth?
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"Dwarf Goober Militia"
How to write spazz lyrics 101
let's begin with this song
nederbodor hausenfeffer
don & neil are not lepers
floyd & leech are really swell
this makes no sense, can't you tell
you must always use these two magic words
unholy -- flung
now go write your own spazz song
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09-23-2009, 04:58 PM
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"If you're not scared, I'm not doing my job as a news man."
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09-23-2009, 05:55 PM
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09-23-2009, 06:04 PM
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I for one welcome our new swine flu overlords.
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09-23-2009, 07:49 PM
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I'm not a sucker for cute photos but come on.... that's a cute fucking photo! The pig even looks like it's smiling! Awwww....
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09-23-2009, 08:22 PM
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I hope nobody gets a flu shot that normally doesn't.
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you're my ideal girl too, osirus 
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Originally Posted by Mя. Gяiєvєs
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wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
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ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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09-23-2009, 08:34 PM
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You guys are silly.... The swine flu for most people doesn't even require treatment of any kind...
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09-23-2009, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by osirus2020
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I hope nobody gets a flu shot that normally doesn't.
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Thats how they get the chips in ya'!
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09-23-2009, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by №1
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Thats how they get the chips in ya'!
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Exactly.
It's big brother, all over again.
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you're my ideal girl too, osirus
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Originally Posted by Mя. Gяiєvєs
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wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
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ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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09-23-2009, 09:21 PM
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Do you think I should lie and say I have the flu to get a chip, then sell it for many dollars on ebay? But it all depends on what you think. Ya know, brahamskiiz?
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09-23-2009, 10:55 PM
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only if you have inside xray hookz
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09-23-2009, 11:24 PM
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we're all gonna die..
aRRRHHHHHHHHHAAA!!!!
pig sick
pigsICK
PIG SICK!!
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09-23-2009, 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by sweetheat
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i'm not a sucker for cute photos but come on.... That's a cute fucking photo! The pig even looks like it's smiling! Awwww....
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lol sh!!!!11
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