Festival/summer stories

Geeno · 09-23-2009, 07:42 AM

A friend of mine walked around a festival yelling for a "heady girlfriend", and by saturday he had one.

What kind of crazy shit have you seen?

osirus2020 · 09-23-2009, 07:59 AM

Whenever I smoke with my buddy in Lawrence we see the weirdest shit.

stonerkid · 09-23-2009, 10:40 AM

meeting older people there the realizing that there that parents of people you know, sex on the dance floor, seizures and this shooting star that went across the ENTIRE sky seen by like everyone at the rave it was SWEET!

ill post other shit once it comes to mind

mr.nobody · 09-23-2009, 10:42 AM

few friends and i get free Sparks tickets, got some dex/drinks/bud/cigs and go.....long story short avoid the smokers balcony at the Staples Center when robo trippin. . . you will throw up.

/end

K10 · 09-23-2009, 11:10 AM

you know....it's really hard to pull together the things I see and do at festivals into cohesive thoughts.

I'll just put a nice quote....."Moonshine and Dildos!! Get Drunk and Go fuck yourself.

Mikey · 09-23-2009, 11:17 AM

went fruit picking in the okanagan a few years back,
then we celebrated st-jean baptiste in oliver, a buncha quebecers having a huge party on top of this hill

i remember walking around with aviator sunglasses on screaming at the top of my lungs exactly mushrooms and aciiid for saaaale

i brought over 500$ worth of drugs on me, and if sold proper would of brought in over 1500$ ,but i did a few hits of acid and somehow sold everything and ended up just with 300$ haha

Mafoo · 09-23-2009, 11:33 AM

i saw a girl laying on her back, right beside a walking path, in lingerie getting eaten out by one dude while another dude was standing over her giving her a light show with led lights. ive seen people full on boning, girls giving guys dome etc etc.

i saw a pretty cute girl walking around with her eyes going in opposite directions and drooling, that wasnt that cute.

i saw a kid who was porbably on a high dose of acid playing in a puddle that was right next to a porter potty

ya know the usual festival shit

Mydriasis · 09-23-2009, 11:47 AM

People screaming at the top of their lungs at 4:00am about how they are the gate keeper and how they have found the key.

People pissing on people and having no idea it's rude.

Random dudes running into tents of girls I'm camping with, and trying our hardest to keep cool but still get some dude spun the fuck out of their tent.

When it starts raining and all the people with doses run for shelter lol

Filling up those big cement drainage tubes with glow stick juices, and just all around twerping out with cool ass people.

I've seen some dude smoke crack off of the bottom of a pop-can then proceed to shit himself.

Trying to sleep but having your friend dosed out of his gourd constantly shaking you to make sure your alive, lol, while talking to people at other camp-sites THROUGH the tent that were not talking to him.

Having sex on lots of doses on the trunk of my car lol, because I couldn't figure out how to open the door, it just didn't make sense.

There's just too many stories to tell.

stonerkid · 09-23-2009, 11:57 AM

flappy · 09-23-2009, 12:38 PM

Burning Man Festival ?

0 being straight and 10 being Bobby Trendy or judges on Project Runway . . . How would you rate the gay level ?

**v3d4** · 09-23-2009, 01:08 PM

if we havent been to burning man then maybe we should keep such opinions to ourselves, otherwise we are just talking out of ignorance which benefits nobody

flappy · 09-23-2009, 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by v3d4

if we havent been to burning man then maybe we should keep such opinions to ourselves, otherwise we are just talking out of ignorance which benefits nobody

That's exactly the point. We have never been to BM
(BM? There's a joke there)
Where was the opinion we didn't like? We didn't make one.
Seems like we're a little angry tonite (i)

**v3d4** · 09-23-2009, 04:52 PM

looks like we totally read your post wrong. well i have been to burning man and i would rate it at a 5 or 6 maybe, or a 4. its hard to quantify something that defies summing up or description... its deff not ghey at all

**kitch** · 09-23-2009, 04:59 PM

my kitty kat is pretty sick, it needs medicines!

my_scatterheart · 09-23-2009, 05:03 PM

Phish 3x ina week was some pretty crazy shit that blew my mind.
But other than that, real fat chicks with painted titties hanging out eating gross ass pizza during Costello. Grrrrrrr-ossssssss. Train wreck style.

Waves · 09-23-2009, 05:10 PM

i saw a dead dude

some dude tryed to pickpocket a pocket that had nothing in it

cokeheads for tent neighbors = funny

my buddy smoked a j with 311

i was part of the crew who set up part of an art display at rothbury that was fun to be a part of

**kitch** · 09-23-2009, 05:24 PM

Keller's tour manager got me guest listed cause I gave him a bowl, that was pretty sweet. Chose the cheapest bowl I had too.

Willie D · 09-23-2009, 05:57 PM

went to see 311, Ziggy Marley, and The Expendables down in Cinci, stayed across the river in Kentucky where they sell Everclear. went down there with a good friend/fuck buddy and her friend who I'd only met once before, but she was unbelievably cool. also met some of my friends from back home down there, smoked a couple of j's before the show and then when 311 took the stage everyone lit up. was a fucking great show.

went back to the hotel and got drunk on everclear, got a great peep show from the girls. the door leading into the shower room (yes shower room) was one of those types of glass that you can see through but not completely, they were pushing their tits and ass up against the glass. we got naked and smoked out the shower room, drinking everclear mixed with gatorade.

after giving and receiving full body massages and what seemed like hours of foreplay and drinking everclear we ended up having a three way and passing out naked in bed about 3 hours before we had to be up to drive back to ohio. lol the next day was a little awkward and we all agreed what happens in kentucky stays in kentucky but you guys asked so I had to indulge..

was my first time with 2 girls, but unfortunately there are no pics so it didn't happen at least according to yahookan logic

flappy · 09-23-2009, 06:15 PM

Originally Posted by Willie D

was my first time with 2 girls, but unfortunately there are no pics so it didn't happen at least according to yahookan logic

Before we all start jacking off, what was the estimated combined weight of the two girls?

Willie D · 09-23-2009, 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by flappy

Before we all start jacking off, what was the estimated combined weight of the two girls?

combined weight? lol. not sure. the one girl is heavy (my friend) but I don't mind she's got huge tits and she's a great fuck, more cushion for the pushin she's probably around 180-200. she's also like 5"10 though.

other girl was much smaller probably about 5"4 or 5"5 and probably like 120-140, she honestly had one of the nicest bodies I've ever fucked..perfectly proportioned tits and ass. bit of a man voice but thats the only real flaw.

lol best of both worlds as far as I'm concerned