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Old 09-24-2009, 04:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I didn't know I was pregnant

Seriously, sometimes I wonder how our society has even made it this far... Shows like Jackass show social darwinism before our eyes, and shows like "More to Love" shows us how we've made it okay to be morbidly obese...But never before has a television show represented both things in such a disgusting way.

Oh my god, I'm so fucking fat, and/or retarded that I didn't know I had an 8 pound baby in my stomach. "But I was on Birth control, how am I supposed to know?" ...Oh I don't know, maybe the fact that your stomach is big and hard and you're eating tuna sandwiches with butterscotch topping for breakfast...Oh wait..You probably do that anyways, you disgusting retard fatty.

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Old 09-24-2009, 04:39 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Life is like jumping off a cliff, living the freefall. Some cliffs are taller then others, some have clouds all the way to the ground, and some you can see it approach. Whatever the characteristics of your personal cliff, you have the same two choices. You can scream in terror at the approaching ground, whether you can see it or not, or you can yell for joy at the feeling of flying.
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Old 09-24-2009, 04:47 PM   #3 (permalink)
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whats worse? The plague or the carrier that spreads it...
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Old 09-24-2009, 04:53 PM   #4 (permalink)
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The carrier imo.

Damn I didn't realize you could have a human being inside of you and have no clue. Glad the dad stuck around and that the baby turned out normal!
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Old 09-24-2009, 04:57 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Hey man, its like the Swine flu! I cant help being a carrier. I turn on the t.v., hope to watch me some show about mutant siamese babies, or a man with three penises and a duck bill for a mouth, and this fucking shit is on. I could try and stop the spread of this disease, but its better you immunized now rather than accidentally turn it on like I did.
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Old 09-24-2009, 05:23 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 09-24-2009, 06:46 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Grieves View Post
whats worse? The plague or the carrier that spreads it...
a-thank YOU, suh.
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Old 09-24-2009, 06:52 PM   #8 (permalink)
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...or a man with three penises...

I saw that show!!!

Guys pants fit like a fuckin' glove!


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Old 09-24-2009, 07:48 PM   #9 (permalink)
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i saw one of these shows where it was born rly premature and plopped intol the toilette
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:10 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by scottishbastard View Post
Seriously, sometimes I wonder how our society has even made it this far...
Fuck, I wonder that everyday.

Those super drama TV series (reality) and even what people say in real life, really gives you an idea of how dumb most people are.

To be totally honest, I believe most of the members here fall into the higher intelligence bracket. I'm not saying everyone is a genius, just that most members have a clue, general amount of common knowledge and a good sense of morality.
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wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:12 AM   #11 (permalink)
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i've seen a couple of these, gotta be a case of denial to the max
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Old 09-25-2009, 12:28 PM   #12 (permalink)
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it would be awesome having a duckbill and 3 cocks
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Old 09-25-2009, 12:49 PM   #13 (permalink)
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i didnt know i kicked you in the stomach either
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Old 09-25-2009, 01:10 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by scottishbastard View Post
Seriously, sometimes I wonder how our society has even made it this far... Shows like Jackass show social darwinism before our eyes
Social Darwinism makes perfect sense in the self-inflicted demise of morons, but the theory has been perverted by Nazis and racial purists who applied it in a racist manner or "kill the weak" manifestation.

I think anyone who agrees that cognitively incompetent, careless individuals face higher life-threatening risks than those who do not is somewhat of a social darwinist. You don't have to be a racial supremacist or hater to have observed a correlation between being a constant dingus and not persevering.
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Old 09-26-2009, 08:28 AM   #15 (permalink)
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This kind of stupidity is reflected in every aspect of every day that I spend at the office. I honestly wonder how the economy can function at all, with all that wasted effort and generaly moronity, let alone recover from anything. On the other hand, imagining all that work actually producing something, and things being even remotely efficient, forces me to conjure up the image of a world so amazingly perfect that all I wanna to is seal myself up in the garage and start the car.



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