sleeping at work

bongobongo · 09-26-2009, 02:07 PM

well its saturday and really really slow... Ive slept a total of 3-4 30 minute naps so far in my 9 hours day.

all I do is kick my feet up and sit in this aeon chair or whatever and dose... im lucky cause there are huge fatty bells on the door. so when a custie comes in i got the habit to just leap out of my chair and walk straight up to the front of the store... no matter how frakenstein i look.

i get some pretty good naps tho.. im thinking about taking another one after this cig...

im just tired as shit lately from not being able to get into my REM cycle because of the amount of dope ive been doing..

any opiate user knows once you get to a point of being high its hard to fall asleep, you basically just stay in that not asleep not really awake phase.. and then you wake up to pee and your itchy all over and you itch all the way to the bathroom and all the way back

421 · 09-26-2009, 02:14 PM

yeah and when you get to the bathroom to piss it takes 5 minutes because you piss like an old man, i've been there

bongobongo · 09-26-2009, 02:16 PM

lol ya, i hate that shit.. its just a reaction to the opiate... some do it more then other.. i can piss pretty easy on some opiates,but not all

DubStyle311 · 09-26-2009, 02:20 PM

Its good to see youre doing so well, bongo. LOL.

myxomatosis · 09-26-2009, 02:28 PM

No need to be more of a dickhead than usual dub.

bongobongo · 09-26-2009, 03:21 PM

nah its cool myx, dub is way way way jelous of everything i do and have done in my life. all dub does is sit behind a boss in a pyramid of routine and boredom, doesnt have any friends that like him, and im sure repulsed by every girl hes ever seen.

its just pathetic

The Rev · 09-26-2009, 03:33 PM

My job is so fucking boring that I suffer from spontaneous narcolepsy until I get out to the parking lot. Seriously, sometimes I have to walk around, shake myself, etc. to keep from falling asleep. If you want to degrade a man's dignity, but you don't want to take away any of his basic needs (like sleep, food, a place to urinate, etc.) then give him a corporate job. Seriously, like Office Space is SO my favorite movie these days.

The Rev

myxomatosis · 09-26-2009, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by bongobongo

nah its cool myx, dub is way way way jelous of everything i do and have done in my life. all dub does is sit behind a boss in a pyramid of routine and boredom, doesnt have any friends that like him, and im sure repulsed by every girl hes ever seen.

its just pathetic

Good point. Only minor concern I'd have is that I'm not quite sure he has any friends at all. Well besides chronic420 and we all know how that turned out.

bongobongo · 09-26-2009, 03:40 PM

oh man i hear you... that feeling where your eyes just keep dropping and everytime you blink you catch yourself trying to close the lids for a couple seconds. then its like oh ill just rest my head.. BAM get up start freaking out and yelling and smacking yourself... then the second you sit down in front of that computer and stack of papers you start dozing in ur head again

those are days that you should get to go home and nappy poo then come back to the office and work IF YOU WANT TO

Jimmycube · 09-27-2009, 05:30 AM

I havent had the opportunity to sleep at my current job yet. I think it would be quite easy if i wanted to though. I have my own office and a secretary. So, if i really wanted to i could just tell her i am making an important call and that i cant be disturbed. Shut the door to my office and just bust out a hour or so nap no prob.

Thanx for bringing this up bongo hahaha

on another note, i know u have been doing opiates along time bongo. Way back when i would come to irc if i remember right. So i have a question for u. Whats the longest u have went with out using ANY opiates at all?

I10HaulR · 09-27-2009, 10:28 AM

Bongo, you gonna get off the opes before you take your journey? It'd suck to start your tour with a pissy attitude and loose stool.

The Rev · 09-27-2009, 12:22 PM

Originally Posted by Jimmycube

I havent had the opportunity to sleep at my current job yet. I think it would be quite easy if i wanted to though. I have my own office and a secretary. So, if i really wanted to i could just tell her i am making an important call and that i cant be disturbed. Shut the door to my office and just bust out a hour or so nap no prob.

Thanx for bringing this up bongo hahaha

on another note, i know u have been doing opiates along time bongo. Way back when i would come to irc if i remember right. So i have a question for u. Whats the longest u have went with out using ANY opiates at all?

You have a secretary? I didn't know they made those anymore. Do you get to bone her at the company Xmas party, too?

The Rev

tedkennedy · 09-27-2009, 12:23 PM

Originally Posted by bongobongo

nah its cool myx, dub is way way way jelous of everything i do and have done in my life. all dub does is sit behind a boss in a pyramid of routine and boredom, doesnt have any friends that like him, and im sure repulsed by every girl hes ever seen.

its just pathetic

haha

be safe bongo

bongobongo · 09-27-2009, 02:22 PM

Originally Posted by I10HaulR

Bongo, you gonna get off the opes before you take your journey? It'd suck to start your tour with a pissy attitude and loose stool.

nah im not getting off opies before i go... Im taking a couple hundred methadone and running away.. being frugile I can take 20 mgs a day.. or 10 dollars to get by without being sick. thats the beuty of methadone.

jimmy:
on another note, i know u have been doing opiates along time bongo. Way back when i would come to irc if i remember right. So i have a question for u. Whats the longest u have went with out using ANY opiates at all?

when i got busted 2 years ago. then the cops thought i robbed a casino...lol... which i didnt i stopped using all drugs for 120 days, or 3 months. then i started using again, and right before crhistmas 08' I swore off shooting drugs all together... so all i do is pop pills and snort them if i feel like it. makes me feel A LOT BETTER. but i dont like to think of my battle is something to advertise and gloat about.. I feel for the people out there that cant get help and are sick as shit. quite sad