ever slayed a swamp donkey?

Black · 10-01-2009, 12:33 AM

i did on new years like 4 years ago. i was really high on chemicals of sorts so thats my excuse. thank god i have good friends so if i start macking something thats just plain wrong they usually save me.

i once went home with some girl from the bar late about a year ago thinking she was deac but when i woke up man i literally threw up. i had no idea where i was but then i found an ikea so i went for breakfast and ran into my parents as they were shopping. wow that was awkward.

one time i was ass fucking a girl and she started crying then i threw up all over the bedroom! i ended up waking up in the puke. the girl left her thong in my room and it had nasty stains all in it. .... ..

anyways, ive repented my swamp donkey sins, what are yours?

Grieves · 10-01-2009, 12:49 AM

i've fucked tundra wookies

Juicy_J · 10-01-2009, 12:54 AM

I don't know where i'm at.

notepad · 10-01-2009, 05:46 PM

you gotta slay a few dragons before you get the princess

osirus2020 · 10-01-2009, 05:52 PM

It all feels the same in the dark

toastyroach · 10-01-2009, 06:47 PM

lol.. i usually won't start fucking with slammies (aka slam pigs) until about the 2+ month mark which thank the lord hasnt happened in awhile.. and even then you have to make it clear its only for a blowjob and if they wont accept it then they can go rub themselves out to porn.

ps my personal trick is to take out the contacts