pissing outside..

toastyroach · 10-01-2009, 05:25 PM

anyone else love pissing outside? your whole life you are forced to confirm to a standard, you must aim into a small egg shaped radius and direct all your urine into it; any directed outside of the designated radius must be cleaned and wiped. it's like being forced to 'color in the lines' your entire life, except with your cock...

at night, i'll purposely walk outside to take a piss instead of going to the bathroom. was having a convo with my buddy ken about this and he does the same thing

Even trippier - we are stoned last night discussing this outside my house... when I had noticed something... one bush I pissed on, withered and died.. rotted out from the inside... all brown in the middle and some green around the edges from pissing on it so much..

the plant just next to it, a landscaping buddy of mine once told me loves the acidic soil and if i have to piss on bushes i should piss on that one. so I did it... the plant has litterally doubled in size over the season

trippy fucking thought. you piss on one thing, and it dies; piss on another, and it thrives. the same could be said for many things in life, women especially. fucking trippy as fuck dude

Snowmayne · 10-01-2009, 05:26 PM

i piss outside all t he time as well.

always make my dog pee with me to

Dr. Drew · 10-01-2009, 05:47 PM

im a big fan of letting it flow freely upon nature.

**SageTree** · 10-01-2009, 05:56 PM

You mean when you piss on some women they die from the acid content while other double in size?

When you a landscaper and you have to piss in the middle of January with cold hands and pull it out of you rain gear this novelty wears right off.

But I get what you are saying. Moss loves the acid and covers up the noise so the home owners can't tell what you are doing in the rhododendron patch.

Dozer McDozer · 10-01-2009, 05:58 PM

lolol can you say what kinda plant it was

haha one plant on my front yard died but it wasn't the one i've been pissing on

shitty thing about toilets... i was wearing my flip flops and a drop of piss water flew out of the toilet and landed on my feet.

heh my dog pissed on this tree that had a bunch of moss around it the other day

**SageTree** · 10-01-2009, 06:02 PM

Conifers as a general rule like acid, otherwise their own sap would kill them when it drips on the ground.

**SageTree** · 10-01-2009, 06:06 PM

A quick list I found.

Now it's up to you to identify them! haha

Plants for high acidic ph soil conditions: (4.0-5.5):
*Blueberries

Plants for strong acidic ph (5.0-5.6 )or acidic (5.6-6.0):
*Azaleas
*Rhododendro ns
*Hydrangeas (if you want blue flowers)(pink flowers in alkaline soils)
*Catnip
*Camellias
*tomato es
*dogwood
*hibiscus
*magnolia
*H eather
*Witch hazel

Plants for slightly acidic ph to neutral ph (6.5-7.0):
*Roses
*Sunflowers
*Be gonias
*Anemone
*Alliums
* Most vegetables like squash and cantaloupe
* Most fruit-strawberries sweeter in acid soil

Plants that would do better in alkaline soil rather than acid soil:
*Bearded irises
*Figs
*Lilac shrubs
*Yucca
*Sea grape
*Weigela
*Mock Orange

toastyroach · 10-01-2009, 06:33 PM

dude fuck you for makingm e check most of those on that list and it's none of them llol... it's green and has no flowers just leaves and stems and shit.

toastyroach · 10-01-2009, 06:38 PM

drben.. i just realized we both are getting closer to our dreams fullfulling... u know whatim talking about.. meet u at the glory hole

**SageTree** · 10-01-2009, 06:45 PM

That is also THE most unscientific description anyone has ever layed on me.

Is it broad or needle leaves? Does it EVER flower? Is the leaf round or long and thin? Does it have lobes? ect ect

sorry Brother.

I'll see if I can find you an online identifying guide later.

herbinator45 · 10-01-2009, 06:54 PM

loooooove it. every chance i get, i'm pissing outside. nothing like looking up at the stars while you're tapping a kidney.. i always wonder if girls are jealous that we can do that. ladies??

Mydriasis · 10-01-2009, 07:18 PM

I love pissing outside, especially in the snow when I've had a few drinks.

When the snow comes I will show you guys my penmenship.

ColtEtish · 10-01-2009, 08:45 PM

I also pee outside at times, I'm not really to big on toilets. I think I'll go do that now actually.

mookie · 10-01-2009, 08:53 PM

Quote:

you piss on one thing, and it dies; piss on another, and it thrives. the same could be said for many things in life, women especially.

Jerry Springer ?

tedkennedy · 10-01-2009, 10:52 PM

i couldnt agree more with this thread.

Burner of trees · 10-02-2009, 12:25 AM

its always been a life-long goal of mine to get a supreme court case pertaining to pissing outside. imagine all the glory there'd be to win this case and proceed to walk outside and drain it.. if i couldn't get to clarence thomas i'll settle with judge mathis i guess.

Mercury · 10-02-2009, 12:42 AM

i pissed outside today true story

verklingen · 10-02-2009, 07:33 AM

when i was a kid i'd always sneak a pee outside while playing. a shed provided perfect cover

Geeno · 10-02-2009, 07:44 AM

I didnt expect yahooka to make me this happy today.

pacman · 10-02-2009, 07:54 AM

i go out in my backyard to pee all the time. no where in particular, i just look at the clouds, urniate, and think of how weve all been conned into peeing inside