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FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKK 5 20.83%
HOLY FUUUUCKKKKKKKKKK 5 20.83%
fucking fuck fuck fuck fuuuuuuck 5 20.83%
shitballs 5 20.83%
flaming bag of shit 5 20.83%
fucking pussyhole 6 25.00%
fuck 6 25.00%
floppy fucking ham sandwich 8 33.33%
ewww what the fuck 4 16.67%
shitshitshitshit 5 20.83%
holy fucking shit 5 20.83%
fucking cunt whore fuck 6 25.00%
goddamn mother fucking fucker 4 16.67%
double shitballs 9 37.50%
lucky mother fucker 4 16.67%
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck 6 25.00%
FUCKKK YOUUUUU 5 20.83%
go eat some fuckin hummus you fuck 7 29.17%
yes you are, fuckin fag fuck 5 20.83%
i'm gay 9 37.50%
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Old 10-01-2009, 05:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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little mother fucker is smarter than me

... i have had mousetraps set up in my room for 3 days now. that god damn little fucker keeps eating the peanut butter off of the traps without setting them off. i dont know how the fuck he does it but its pissing me right off. fuck.

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Old 10-01-2009, 05:55 PM   #2 (permalink)
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poison the peanut butter!
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FUCK FYUCJK FYCJ!!


I just wrote like 10 gucking PARAGRAHPS AND I HIT A FUCING LINK BYACCIDENT HOLY FUCK IM ANGRY
 
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Old 10-01-2009, 05:57 PM   #3 (permalink)
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just build a better mousetrap dude
 
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Old 10-01-2009, 06:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Or make a bucket trap.

Fill the bucket with 3 or 4 inches of water and he will be floating when you get up the next day.




 
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Old 10-01-2009, 06:07 PM   #5 (permalink)
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cover yourself with peanut butter and lay on the floor.

shoot to kill.
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Life is like jumping off a cliff, living the freefall. Some cliffs are taller then others, some have clouds all the way to the ground, and some you can see it approach. Whatever the characteristics of your personal cliff, you have the same two choices. You can scream in terror at the approaching ground, whether you can see it or not, or you can yell for joy at the feeling of flying.
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That is a pun sun!
 
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Old 10-01-2009, 06:18 PM   #6 (permalink)
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o yea where the fuck did :finger: go i dont want any of that fuckin smilie finger fucker FUCKKKKK
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Old 10-01-2009, 06:22 PM   #7 (permalink)
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double shit-balls ftw!
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Old 10-01-2009, 06:26 PM   #8 (permalink)
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:bird: : Bird :

I chose fucking cunt whore fuck....

but I think Drew nailed it. Guns in house = fun.
 
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Old 10-01-2009, 06:27 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Its : thebird : with out spaces of course.

I chose fucking cunt whore fuck....

but I think Drew nailed it. Guns in house = fun.

Last edited by SageTree; 10-01-2009 at 06:29 PM.
 
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Old 10-01-2009, 06:44 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by -StashBastard- View Post
Or make a bucket trap.

Fill the bucket with 3 or 4 inches of water and he will be floating when you get up the next day.




wtf is that p.o.s... lol yeah, that might just work once in awhile... but go ahead and try to market the bastard. there's really no such thing as a better mousetrap dummy... haha... 20 bucks says krunks roomate or someone is fucking wiht him
 
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Old 10-01-2009, 06:47 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Until you have tried it shut the fuck up. It works.
 
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Old 10-01-2009, 07:31 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I can make you a mousetrap.
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you're my ideal girl too, osirus



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wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
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Old 10-01-2009, 07:55 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Dr. Drew View Post
cover yourself with peanut butter and lay on the floor.

shoot to kill.
kishar says what??
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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO
no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.

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Old 10-01-2009, 09:37 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Woods View Post
Life is like jumping off a cliff, living the freefall. Some cliffs are taller then others, some have clouds all the way to the ground, and some you can see it approach. Whatever the characteristics of your personal cliff, you have the same two choices. You can scream in terror at the approaching ground, whether you can see it or not, or you can yell for joy at the feeling of flying.
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That is a pun sun!
 
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Old 10-01-2009, 09:57 PM   #15 (permalink)
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i wanted that like every year when i was growing up. when i finally played it at a friends house when i was like 7 or 8, i was soo dissappointed.
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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO
no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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Originally Posted by v3d4 View Post
note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.

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Old 10-01-2009, 10:38 PM   #16 (permalink)
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uhhh double shitballs
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go eat some fucking hummus. shalom
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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO
no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.

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Old 10-01-2009, 10:45 PM   #18 (permalink)
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put the peanut butter in a pale of water. hell get stuck in the bucket

edit didnt see above
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instead of setting out to connect all the dots, the intent of zen is seeing the dots, letting them connect and then seeing how oneself connects to them.
"Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens" Hendrix
"A gentle answer turns away wrath, But a harsh word stirs up anger"- words to live by
 
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Old 10-01-2009, 11:08 PM   #19 (permalink)
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get a bigger cat.
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Old 10-01-2009, 11:14 PM   #20 (permalink)
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youre all wrong, after several failed attempted to kill the mouse you will form a bond with the mouse nd together you will start a new cheese company with the mouse as your professional taste tester.
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