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Old 10-01-2009, 07:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What's the funniest thing one of your profs has written on the board?

Today in MKT 621, our prof put Hemmerrhoids on the board.. forget why right now..

but then later in class, he was asking something about like "who's this a pain in the ass for?" [something about who in an organization is it a pain to segment for or some shit.. hell if i know, i was so dumbfounded by the rhoids son..] and i was like, "the person with the hemmerrhoids!!!" HAHAHA

so what's the whackest/craziest/most redicurous things you've seen a prof or teacher put on a board or slide or overhead??
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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO
no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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Old 10-01-2009, 07:32 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I would have to say when we discussed whether or not having sex with goats was wrong.
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Old 10-01-2009, 07:35 PM   #3 (permalink)
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^ hahaha, t-chart??? that's all i could thing of... like positives on one side, negatives on the other?
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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO
no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

Originally Posted by Former President Hayes View Post
stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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Originally Posted by v3d4 View Post
note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.

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Old 10-01-2009, 07:35 PM   #4 (permalink)
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My soc prof. dancing around like a monkey motioning at his dick talking about "penis gourds" and toilet sex. He's a hilarious fucking dude.
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Old 10-01-2009, 07:36 PM   #5 (permalink)
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My professor was talking about growing weed yesterday. He pretty much admitted he does. hahah He wasn't holding back any stories. He instructs at a good university too.
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Old 10-01-2009, 07:42 PM   #6 (permalink)
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i am the crazy prof... marijuana and the drug war somehow enters all my courses.
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Old 10-01-2009, 08:35 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2009, 08:39 PM   #8 (permalink)
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my professor wrote on the white board "two clicks back", only he wrote it so close that it looked like "two dicks back". so he tried to fix it and only made it worse. and i lol'd.
 
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Old 10-01-2009, 09:43 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I always think its funny when the prof trys to draw a diagram and it ends up looking like a dick or something.
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Old 10-01-2009, 09:55 PM   #10 (permalink)
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i had this one prof who did his own diagrams on his slides instead of using the ones from the book.. they were all like eff'd up stuffs he did in mspaint, and you couldn't read them for your life.
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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO
no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

Originally Posted by Former President Hayes View Post
stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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Originally Posted by v3d4 View Post
note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.

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Old 10-01-2009, 10:49 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Because we all know what mkt 621 is....

actually though, university makes you more inept, see:

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Old 10-01-2009, 10:54 PM   #12 (permalink)
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pretty standard coding for anyone who's been to a place of higher education i'm p sure.. pump your brakes.

MKT = marketing
6 = 6th semester course 21 = code for the particular course.

it's B2B [business to business marketing].
ahhhhh-- smell your fart herb. smell it gooood. mmmmmmm

but ya, it was just something that happened recent, so it was just natural impulse to write it like that. sorry if i made you feel bad about yourself and make some chick pity fuck you fukface.
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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO
no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

Originally Posted by Former President Hayes View Post
stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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Originally Posted by v3d4 View Post
note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.

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Old 10-01-2009, 10:55 PM   #13 (permalink)
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PS-- did the dude that made that video go to berkley? looks like a post-secondary school project.

either way.. 20 seconds of that whacktard and his whacktarded gestures is more than enough.
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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO
no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

Originally Posted by Former President Hayes View Post
stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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Originally Posted by v3d4 View Post
note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.

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Old 10-01-2009, 10:55 PM   #14 (permalink)
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that video pissed me off.

why the fuck would anyone know what caused the great depression that happened 50 years before they were born unless they were history majors who specialize in american history.

who the fuck memorizes all the amendments to the constitution and can name them by number?
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Old 10-01-2009, 10:57 PM   #15 (permalink)
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worrd the fuck up ted
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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO
no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

Originally Posted by Former President Hayes View Post
stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.

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Old 10-01-2009, 11:07 PM   #16 (permalink)
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yea that guy was a piece of trash douschebag
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Old 10-01-2009, 11:12 PM   #17 (permalink)
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i know.. he made me feel bad for him almost. or maybe i was feeling bad for myself for putting myself through that. or maybe both.
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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO
no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

Originally Posted by Former President Hayes View Post
stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.

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Old 10-02-2009, 12:02 AM   #18 (permalink)
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my business teacher doesn't write often but he does use the word 'dopey' approximately 10 times every lecture. its one of those words where the moment i heard it i just knew it was getting added to my vocab right away. he also once inadvertadly referred to bernie madoff as a murderer.
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Old 10-02-2009, 12:47 AM   #19 (permalink)
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has anyone ever had a teacher who can't write or spell all that well?
 
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yea-- my cooking teacher in high school..
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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO
no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

Originally Posted by Former President Hayes View Post
stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.

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