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Old 10-20-2009, 12:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Accidentes 222 2222

It is a beautiful day for Angelenos! Since I was five these bus signs have intrigued us and given us something to make fun of. Now after years of waiting, Sacha Baron Cohen is producing/starring in a movie about the ACCIDENTES (222 2222!) guy! It's about an ambulence chaser (go figure). This film has restored my faith in modern Cinema.

Sacha Baron Cohen Wages Class Warfare with ACCIDENTES! -- Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news.

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Old 10-20-2009, 01:41 PM   #2 (permalink)
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ali g movie = horrible

borat movie = great

bruno movie = staged


his genius comes from exploiting ppls insecurities and small-minded views. imo, he should stick with it, although i cant see how ppl dont immediately recognize his face by now.
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Old 10-20-2009, 01:58 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I dont care if the movie is good. I care that theyre making a movie on ACCIDENTES GUY! My friend was him for halloween two years back.
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How to write spazz lyrics 101
let's begin with this song
nederbodor hausenfeffer
don & neil are not lepers
floyd & leech are really swell
this makes no sense, can't you tell
you must always use these two magic words
unholy -- flung
now go write your own spazz song
 
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Old 10-20-2009, 02:16 PM   #4 (permalink)
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i dont really think bruno's all that staged.


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Old 10-20-2009, 02:42 PM   #5 (permalink)
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That guy already has a movie...

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Old 10-20-2009, 04:05 PM   #6 (permalink)
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lol that sign is everywhere!
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instead of setting out to connect all the dots, the intent of zen is seeing the dots, letting them connect and then seeing how oneself connects to them.
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"A gentle answer turns away wrath, But a harsh word stirs up anger"- words to live by
 
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Old 10-20-2009, 04:16 PM   #7 (permalink)
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My friends and I are extatic that they've finally recognized the brilliant simplicity of ACCIDENTES GUY! He's my favorite L.A. MEME besides CRAZY GIDEON!
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How to write spazz lyrics 101
let's begin with this song
nederbodor hausenfeffer
don & neil are not lepers
floyd & leech are really swell
this makes no sense, can't you tell
you must always use these two magic words
unholy -- flung
now go write your own spazz song
 
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Old 10-20-2009, 04:21 PM   #8 (permalink)
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How to write spazz lyrics 101
let's begin with this song
nederbodor hausenfeffer
don & neil are not lepers
floyd & leech are really swell
this makes no sense, can't you tell
you must always use these two magic words
unholy -- flung
now go write your own spazz song
 
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Old 10-20-2009, 06:33 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Crazy Gideon closed his doors...
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Old 10-20-2009, 08:16 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I know. That was a sad day.
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How to write spazz lyrics 101
let's begin with this song
nederbodor hausenfeffer
don & neil are not lepers
floyd & leech are really swell
this makes no sense, can't you tell
you must always use these two magic words
unholy -- flung
now go write your own spazz song
 
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:49 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I had an accident once, riding my bike late at night, down a dirt road hil.... it was almost like my bike was hypnotised by a lonely treestump.

Headon full speed on an old granny bike.

I was found sprawled posted like an angel screaming on the road by my parents.
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:54 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Turm - Don't you mean you had an "accidente"?
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How to write spazz lyrics 101
let's begin with this song
nederbodor hausenfeffer
don & neil are not lepers
floyd & leech are really swell
this makes no sense, can't you tell
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unholy -- flung
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:56 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I had this ghetto bike as a kid that didnt have breaks (because it got stolen, then my dad saw a guy selling it on the street and took it back from him, but the breaks were gone) and I would ride down this hill all super fast showing off to this Armenian girl I had a crush on...giving her the "I know you wanna bang me" look.
Well anways, to make a long story shortish, my friend walks out on the corner as Im hauling ass down the hill and go's "HEY DUDE!", I look at him, it throws off my balance and I go flipping down this hill for like 40 feet. I had cuts on every inch of my body.
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How to write spazz lyrics 101
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don & neil are not lepers
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this makes no sense, can't you tell
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unholy -- flung
now go write your own spazz song
 
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Old 10-21-2009, 12:02 PM   #14 (permalink)
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she came and licked your wounds right? or did she lick your wounds and then cum
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Old 10-21-2009, 12:03 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I road my granny bike full speed down a hill...as fast as i could go, where then my neigbor walks out of her drive which was halfway up the hill,.....I ran right over her, and I swear my bike did two summersaults, where then I landed screaming with no air...and her crazy maurmon mother came out and yelled at me while i was half dead on the road.
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Old 10-21-2009, 12:16 PM   #16 (permalink)
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When I was 2 or 3 I was riding my bigwheel down the same hill and my grandma popped out of her house (she lived next door) to try and stop me because she thought I was out of control and going to fast and I ran her the fuck over hahaha. I love my grandma but thats what you get for trying to stop a crazy little kid on a bigwheel.
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How to write spazz lyrics 101
let's begin with this song
nederbodor hausenfeffer
don & neil are not lepers
floyd & leech are really swell
this makes no sense, can't you tell
you must always use these two magic words
unholy -- flung
now go write your own spazz song
 
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Old 10-21-2009, 12:28 PM   #17 (permalink)
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when I was about 9 my brother and I were racing to the end of the street on our bikes and my front wheel nailed his back wheel square on and i flew over my bike, my brother, and his bike and landed infront of his bike. It was crazy mang.
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