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10-21-2009, 11:53 AM
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Mary Magdalin = Mary of Magdala
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Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
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And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low
Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty
- the mountain goats
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10-21-2009, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by scottishbastard
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Mary Magdalin = Mary of Magdala
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word man, I'm just playing with you. Not many people'd write it that way, so it took me a second to read it right. Maybe just having more fun with myself :P
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10-21-2009, 01:32 PM
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10-21-2009, 02:00 PM
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mary of magdala...
haha
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We are not special. We are are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens. And God says, "No, that's not right." Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.
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10-21-2009, 02:38 PM
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Damnit. Thats how you say it MOFO! Mary Magdaline is a mistranslation of Mary FROM Magdala. (That was to killer not you sage).
And god couldnt catch jesus beating it if you believe in the trinity, because god IS jesus. 
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Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
.....
And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low
Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty
- the mountain goats
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10-21-2009, 04:49 PM
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But god is also omnipresent, so he has caught everyone wanking, everytime they do it... including Jesus.
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10-21-2009, 04:52 PM
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Wouldnt it be considered Jesus catching himself masturbating? Man...I bet theologans never expected this discussion.
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Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
.....
And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low
Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty
- the mountain goats
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10-21-2009, 05:03 PM
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Yes it would be.
Just like how it would be you catching you wanking it, as well as God catching you when you know your doing it or anyone else does.
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everything in moderarion (especially moderation)
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10-21-2009, 05:34 PM
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i catch myself masturbating ALL THE TIME
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I don't post my pics for security purposes. I rate myself a 10, and no wonder every time in public EVERYONE looks at me, men and women.
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10-21-2009, 06:42 PM
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Correct me if I'm wrong but incest is allowed under Christianity. As long as you marry the said family member... the guys who wrote the Bible seemed to have a fascination with it.
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10-21-2009, 07:12 PM
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I'm pretty sure Jesus didn't have a dick.
he didn't need one, he's Jesus.
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10-21-2009, 08:35 PM
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10-21-2009, 09:13 PM
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The bible says jesus had the human experience, because the bible expects you to be a human that is asexual yet cheerful and passive like the jesus experience. little does bible consider, this isn't possible.
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pheonce hahaha wow a ghettoer spelling would be hard to come by.
edit - pheeyonce i guess.
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10-22-2009, 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by kiLLeRrrr
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mary of magdala...
haha
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Originally Posted by scottishbastard
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Damnit. Thats how you say it MOFO! Mary Magdaline is a mistranslation of Mary FROM Magdala. sage).
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Word. One from Magdala makes one from there a Magdalene.
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10-22-2009, 09:56 AM
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youd think it would be possible comedy gold to have a bunch of ppl commenting on something theyve never read and dont really understand. but this has just turned out kinda sad.
i would like to encourage you sadly misinformed ppl to find out what the bible really does say and what its about rather than rely on your imagination and guessing
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10-22-2009, 10:17 AM
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Well
FFA+JC= not going to exactly be transfered to Spiritual Smoke anytime soon 
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10-22-2009, 10:19 AM
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"There are good men and bad men of all nationalities, creeds and colors; and if this world of ours is ever to become what we hope some day it may become, it must be by the general recognition that the man's heart and soul, the man's worth and actions, determine his standing."
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10-22-2009, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by v3d4
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youd think it would be possible comedy gold to have a bunch of ppl commenting on something theyve never read and dont really understand. but this has just turned out kinda sad.
i would like to encourage you sadly misinformed ppl to find out what the bible really does say and what its about rather than rely on your imagination and guessing
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wait wait wait
so jesus DIDNT masturbate through his stigmata?
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Originally Posted by stateofkane
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I don't post my pics for security purposes. I rate myself a 10, and no wonder every time in public EVERYONE looks at me, men and women.
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Last edited by Waves; 10-22-2009 at 11:41 AM.
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10-22-2009, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by The SARS Volta
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The bible says jesus had the human experience, because the bible expects you to be a human that is asexual yet cheerful and passive like the jesus experience. little does bible consider, this isn't possible.
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If you actually read the Bible you will see it endorses violence and aggressiveness a lot. The only part where it talks about that is Jesus' sermon on the mount.
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10-22-2009, 02:51 PM
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Yeah which bible we talking about here?
And the bible does endorse fucking. Fuck fuck fuck all ya want just keep it married and straight and babylicious is what the bible says.
Anyways, I think we're all forgetting a more important question which is, if Jesus experienced everything human, then did he endure the sweet thrill of murder as well?
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