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10-20-2009, 07:38 PM
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The bible says that Jesus experienced everything human...
so did he beat off?
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10-20-2009, 08:12 PM
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He atleast had sex. I think god blinds you for masturbating.
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Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
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And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low
Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty
- the mountain goats
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10-20-2009, 09:19 PM
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at least a wet dream
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10-20-2009, 09:22 PM
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yes he did it's in the bible
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10-20-2009, 09:29 PM
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after research, i've concluded that he masturbated religiously.
/that's what the holes in his hands are for, no?
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10-20-2009, 09:45 PM
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10-20-2009, 10:08 PM
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/sarcasm
Don't blame me, I voted for Ron Paul
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10-20-2009, 10:41 PM
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jesus had six dicks that were always simultaneously being sucked by the six finest bitches in jerusalem. fact.
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Originally Posted by stateofkane
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I don't post my pics for security purposes. I rate myself a 10, and no wonder every time in public EVERYONE looks at me, men and women.
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10-20-2009, 10:42 PM
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i did not expect that
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shut up snowmayne, you're too sober to comprehend anything.
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10-20-2009, 11:10 PM
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Come on already, willa guys??? Is nothing sacred? Masterbation doesn't make you go blind, it makes you cross-eyed. I watched The Love Guru and paid attention.
Good grief! I gotta go take a crap.
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10-20-2009, 11:11 PM
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we could use a better bible expert
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10-20-2009, 11:52 PM
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so by that logic jesus also had aids.
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im afraid a smiley face does not make me forget your retarded posting.
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10-20-2009, 11:55 PM
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jesus got aids, then un-got it just cuz hes jesus.
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Originally Posted by stateofkane
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I don't post my pics for security purposes. I rate myself a 10, and no wonder every time in public EVERYONE looks at me, men and women.
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10-21-2009, 04:17 AM
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poz jeebs
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The never-ending quest to find a reason to smile...
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10-21-2009, 04:34 AM
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Jesus having an angry wank... that is definately a mental image I wish to plant into the minds of our local parishoners.
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10-21-2009, 11:18 AM
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Many people think he bange Mary of Magdala.
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Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
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And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low
Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty
- the mountain goats
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10-21-2009, 11:20 AM
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did she suck him? cuz that's one of the best human experiences
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10-21-2009, 11:21 AM
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"There are good men and bad men of all nationalities, creeds and colors; and if this world of ours is ever to become what we hope some day it may become, it must be by the general recognition that the man's heart and soul, the man's worth and actions, determine his standing."
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10-21-2009, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by scottishbastard
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Many people think he bange Mary of Magdala.
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What?! Not mary mandalin? I mean mandala. 
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10-21-2009, 11:52 AM
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i wonder if god ever caught him beating it?
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