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10-20-2009, 08:38 PM
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The bible says that Jesus experienced everything human...
so did he beat off?
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These sorts of things fall apart.
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10-20-2009, 09:12 PM
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He atleast had sex. I think god blinds you for masturbating.
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How to write spazz lyrics 101
let's begin with this song
nederbodor hausenfeffer
don & neil are not lepers
floyd & leech are really swell
this makes no sense, can't you tell
you must always use these two magic words
unholy -- flung
now go write your own spazz song
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10-20-2009, 10:19 PM
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at least a wet dream
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10-20-2009, 10:22 PM
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yes he did it's in the bible
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10-20-2009, 10:29 PM
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after research, i've concluded that he masturbated religiously.
/that's what the holes in his hands are for, no?
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10-20-2009, 10:45 PM
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You said it right from the start
These sorts of things fall apart.
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10-20-2009, 11:08 PM
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Don't blame me, I voted for Ron Paul
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10-20-2009, 11:41 PM
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jesus had six dicks that were always simultaneously being sucked by the six finest bitches in jerusalem. fact.
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Originally Posted by Sir-Ex
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FUCK FYUCJK FYCJ!!
I just wrote like 10 gucking PARAGRAHPS AND I HIT A FUCING LINK BYACCIDENT HOLY FUCK IM ANGRY
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10-20-2009, 11:42 PM
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i did not expect that
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shut up snowmayne, you're too sober to comprehend anything.
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10-21-2009, 12:10 AM
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Come on already, willa guys??? Is nothing sacred? Masterbation doesn't make you go blind, it makes you cross-eyed. I watched The Love Guru and paid attention.
Good grief! I gotta go take a crap.
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10-21-2009, 12:11 AM
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we could use a better bible expert
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10-21-2009, 12:52 AM
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so by that logic jesus also had aids.
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Originally Posted by DrChronic
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im afraid a smiley face does not make me forget your retarded posting.
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10-21-2009, 12:55 AM
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jesus got aids, then un-got it just cuz hes jesus.
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Originally Posted by Sir-Ex
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FUCK FYUCJK FYCJ!!
I just wrote like 10 gucking PARAGRAHPS AND I HIT A FUCING LINK BYACCIDENT HOLY FUCK IM ANGRY
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10-21-2009, 05:17 AM
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poz jeebs
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10-21-2009, 05:34 AM
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Jesus having an angry wank... that is definately a mental image I wish to plant into the minds of our local parishoners.
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10-21-2009, 12:18 PM
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Many people think he bange Mary of Magdala.
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"Dwarf Goober Militia"
How to write spazz lyrics 101
let's begin with this song
nederbodor hausenfeffer
don & neil are not lepers
floyd & leech are really swell
this makes no sense, can't you tell
you must always use these two magic words
unholy -- flung
now go write your own spazz song
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10-21-2009, 12:20 PM
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did she suck him? cuz that's one of the best human experiences
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10-21-2009, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Chuck Palahniuk
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Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
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10-21-2009, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by scottishbastard
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Many people think he bange Mary of Magdala.
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What?! Not mary mandalin? I mean mandala. 
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10-21-2009, 12:52 PM
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i wonder if god ever caught him beating it?
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