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10-21-2009, 01:28 PM
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Racoon MassafuckinCRE!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lately everyday when I'm running my errands I keep seeing....CORPSES!
Bodies strewn across the highway///bodies bounced off of the centre median....usually all I see is the preserved striped tail. The untimely death of an animal in which most likely had babies who ran away in traumatisation after seeing the quick demise of their parents bloody brains squished out like green seedless grapes.
I have been in a vehicle that hit a family of these animals..a loud"thump, thump"! followed by butterflies in my stomach and an "ahhghhouuhhhh" then laughing...laughing for what?
laughing because I was part of a vehicular racoonslaughter....t hat no one will ever hear or care about, or take to court, forcing young racoons to fend for themselves and even forcing them to EAT OUT OF THE GARBAGE!
I think I shall start selling coon tailed hats to tourists...
Do you think If they knew where they came from they would still buy them?
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10-21-2009, 01:30 PM
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sounds like you're passing up the coon skin cap opportunity of a lifetime!!
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10-21-2009, 01:31 PM
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hey this could be my future.
My future chance at being a MILLIONAIRE!
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10-21-2009, 01:39 PM
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say high to fry.
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10-21-2009, 01:40 PM
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wat they dont know wont hurt them. on a side note the hide is the same rather it was run over, shot or trapped. so long as it's not damaged that is. i used to hunt coons and would pick road kill coon up in the winter time and put them in the freezer with the others. fur traders pay $5 per coon around here. it's like finding 5 bucks on the side of the road,lol
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10-21-2009, 01:40 PM
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My......GOD!^
coon jerky?
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10-21-2009, 01:43 PM
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I ate some raccoon once. Not good.
these things are becoming a nuisance. My friend had 8 of them living under his porch up in ME. The big mother one must have been about 60 pounds. I guess that's what they get for composting.
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10-21-2009, 01:45 PM
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make a steeeeew
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10-21-2009, 01:45 PM
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what do they taste like?
they are a nuissance.
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10-21-2009, 01:50 PM
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I did make stew, thank you very much. Tasted pretty rank and was gamey as hell even after being boiled for many hours. Methinks there's a reason people don't generally eat raccoons. Also raccoons are really smart and prolly deserve at least a modicum of respect.
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10-21-2009, 01:53 PM
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How did you get it?
to eat it?
I agree they deserve respect.
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10-21-2009, 02:00 PM
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hit it with a car, ran over part of it's head. It was all flip flopping on the road so we ran it over again to kill it, then went and got some herb, came back and tossed it on top of the car. This was while I was working at boy scout camp and we were skipping flag ceremony to go get weed. When we got back the assistant camp director met us and was leaning against the car, like inches from the coon. He was like 'boy guys it smells funny in here' and we were like 'that's prolly the raccoon' and pointed up. He kinda over reacted.
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10-21-2009, 02:34 PM
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lol boy scout camp
<--- is eagle scout
one of the first places i smoked weed was a boy scout camping trip 
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10-21-2009, 02:35 PM
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yeah I'm an eagle scout too, used to have the card. That thing was like cop repellant.
'got any ID?'
'sure officer, here's my license and my Eagle Scout Association card'
'well have a nice day my good man!'
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10-21-2009, 02:51 PM
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snap yo....I'm an eagle scout and I've worked at a boy scout camp where I got stoned all the time too.
If you throw a bunch of kids in the woods, they're probably going to start smoking things.
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10-21-2009, 02:53 PM
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there's a limited supply of women, so what else is there to do but get stoned?
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10-21-2009, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by kitchkinet
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there's a limited supply of women, so what else is there to do but get stoned?
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exactly
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10-21-2009, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by turmaline
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My......GOD!^
coon jerky?
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Yeah you have no idea. Coon is like the fruit of the forest.
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wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
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10-21-2009, 03:35 PM
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10-22-2009, 01:26 AM
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Originally Posted by kitchkinet
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I did make stew, thank you very much. Tasted pretty rank and was gamey as hell even after being boiled for many hours. Methinks there's a reason people don't generally eat raccoons. Also raccoons are really smart and prolly deserve at least a modicum of respect.
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or maybe you're the stupid asshole who forgot to marinate the gaminess right out of that stupid raccoon. dumbass.
in all fairness though I really wouldn't eat something that subsists on rotting garbage.
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