What a piece of shit. Horrible horrible mediocre soul killing piece of shit.
Right?
Why is it always the fucking shitbags that get the most popularity?
look at how many times people have watched this shit-tacular idiot be racist and unfunny donning the clever guise of mediocre comedy. Then go look at the number of times people have watched, say a real comedian, and cry.
What a piece of shit.
I'll bet its the same fuckheads that pay Larry the Cable Guy millions of dollars to be a stupid redneck on stage that are watching this demonspawn.
Or is it the same fuckheads that are backing Dane Cooks evil campaign of mind numbing atheist hating anti-intellectual bullcrap "comedy?"
Someone please assassinate Jeff Dunham. And Larry, and Dane.
Then the balance of power in the universe will be restored.
Thank you for reading my post filled with hate and rage
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Originally Posted by Sir-Ex
FUCK FYUCJK FYCJ!!
I just wrote like 10 gucking PARAGRAHPS AND I HIT A FUCING LINK BYACCIDENT HOLY FUCK IM ANGRY
Yea honestly anyone who does puppet comedy is just pathetic imo.
Except maybe that chick who did Lambchop
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I never told anybody this but a thousand years ago I used to look up at the moon and dream about being an astronaut. I just never had the grades. Or the physical endurance. Plus I threw up a lot and nobody liked spending a week with me.
My sister made me sit through one of this guys' specials and it was brutal, Comedy Central has had a rough patch comedian wise lately
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I never told anybody this but a thousand years ago I used to look up at the moon and dream about being an astronaut. I just never had the grades. Or the physical endurance. Plus I threw up a lot and nobody liked spending a week with me.
I bet I could watch Lambchop today and still be quite entertained
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I never told anybody this but a thousand years ago I used to look up at the moon and dream about being an astronaut. I just never had the grades. Or the physical endurance. Plus I threw up a lot and nobody liked spending a week with me.
Larry the Cable Guy is coming to my town and this friend of a friends was over watching football the other day and said he was going to his show.
Man we really mocked the poor bastard, couldn't convince him to burn the ticket though
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I never told anybody this but a thousand years ago I used to look up at the moon and dream about being an astronaut. I just never had the grades. Or the physical endurance. Plus I threw up a lot and nobody liked spending a week with me.
i saw him at just for laughs when i was like 9 or 10, thought he was alright. made me laugh in person. whenever i see him on tv though it's pretty yawn-worthy and even irritating at times.
i don't understand why they gave him a show now though.. like, i could maybe see it back in the 90s when he seemed to be more popular, but then again they weren't giving shows to just about any piss-ant back then either.. it's as if the networks think that any schmuck that's done stand up at a big festival or whatever should have their own show ever since the genius awesome-ness that was chappelle's show.
not every comedian is a chappelle, or a fred prinze, or richard pryor, or rick gervais who can entertain for a solid half-hour to an hour on the weekly and not get tired and stale. give patton oswald a show. give louis ck a show. but for fuck's sake, don't dish them out to the likes of carlos mencia [oh wait.. that already happened..], peter tosh, or mike dunham their own show.
whenever i see mike dunham stuff on tv, there's always a TON of overlap in his sets. i hate 'comics' like that, and those are definitely not the types that should be given shows.. i mean, sure, every comedian tells the same joke more than once if it works.. but to tell the same joke the exact same way on a filmed gig is lame to the MAXXXX.
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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO
no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.
Originally Posted by Former President Hayes
stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.
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Originally Posted by v3d4
note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.
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never rely on (any kind of) entertainment being of immense quality just because it's popular. evident in a lot of comedy and other forms of show. don't get me wrong, some shit gets big because it really is innovative...others, not so much.
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Originally Posted by SmokeSomeDoja
pheonce hahaha wow a ghettoer spelling would be hard to come by.
edit - pheeyonce i guess.
I happen to like all of them, more for a quick laugh than anything. I think Jeff Dunham and other ventriloquists are pretty entertaining. I tried to watch Dane Cook for the second time and I really had trouble following him as he was running around stage and shit.
I can honestly say, though, that I appreciate humor that's more thought out and has those subtle punch lines that really get you.
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Originally Posted by The SARS Volta
you're my ideal girl too, osirus
Originally Posted by Mя. Gяiєvєs
wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.
Originally Posted by Former President Hayes
stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.
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Originally Posted by v3d4
note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.
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Last edited by herbinator45; 10-26-2009 at 10:18 PM.
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