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10-27-2009, 08:01 PM
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How would you survive in prison
Title says it all.
Obvious options may include but are not limited to; joining a gang, trying to go solo and fly under the radar, become somebodies bitch, breaking prison rules to get moved into solitary confinement (23 hours a day in your cell by yourself), or attempting to take down one of the baddest mother fuckers you see when you first get put in general population.
I'm not talking about jail or even state jail, talking real shit prison. Joking is always funny but I think honest answers would bring the best reads in this one.
I myself, have pondered this question quite a bit, been on the verge of being locked up quite a few times in my life, just county time, nothing substantial, but the question still lingers. I would probably honestly attempt to prove myself somehow and get asked to join a gang. Flying solo in prison doesn't seem like a good idea, to many people watching and waiting for the weak so they can prey on you.
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shut up snowmayne, you're too sober to comprehend anything.
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10-27-2009, 08:05 PM
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after the first day they would have to put a bite mask on me, and then lock me up in solitary confinement.
I havent the tolerance for crazy bitches.
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10-27-2009, 08:16 PM
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prove yourself/gang affiliate.
no doubt.
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We are not special. We are are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens. And God says, "No, that's not right." Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.
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10-27-2009, 08:20 PM
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i would join the skins
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10-27-2009, 08:23 PM
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i would calmly walk up to the biggest most badass dude, and steal his spot in the lunch line.
then the other kids would be scared of me.
wait no i would never survive in the pen and i'll be the first one to tell you that
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FUCK FYUCJK FYCJ!!
I just wrote like 10 gucking PARAGRAHPS AND I HIT A FUCING LINK BYACCIDENT HOLY FUCK IM ANGRY
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10-27-2009, 08:26 PM
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I have been locked up quite a few times. I always just run my mouth till someone calls me out and then I gain a bit of respect when I can hold my own. I think I would have to stick with what I know works....
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10-27-2009, 08:26 PM
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lol you know what I would do if I was a guy?
Walk up to the biggest dude and bite him in the dick.
Who would want to fuck with someone who bite other guys dicks on purpose?
oh and I have never even had a speeding ticket, although I have had parking tickets from when the metre ran out.
Fucking PIGS!!
lol j/k my friend is in law enforcement bless her soul.
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Last edited by turmaline; 10-27-2009 at 08:29 PM.
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10-27-2009, 08:28 PM
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^you would be surprised in prison
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Originally Posted by Sir-Ex
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FUCK FYUCJK FYCJ!!
I just wrote like 10 gucking PARAGRAHPS AND I HIT A FUCING LINK BYACCIDENT HOLY FUCK IM ANGRY
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10-27-2009, 08:31 PM
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I would bite everyone and everything then pay the price which I just realised this second...that people have diseases.
there goes my biting saga idea.
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I'm a lvl 3 ranger right now. What world are you in? My guy is Sarlona.
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10-27-2009, 08:35 PM
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I'd watercolor.
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10-27-2009, 08:36 PM
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In a one on one fight / proving myself, I think I'd have a pretty decent chance at holding my own.
However, things are rarely one on one in a prison and the overall structure of how things work would be way too much for me to handle.
I wouldn't survive... or I would, and would be the epitome of miserable.
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10-27-2009, 08:38 PM
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YOU KNOW WHAt's scary...is a nice guy like Cerpin Taxt could go to jail for life for drinking and driving and killing someone...even if it was a simple accident and he wasn't barely drinking....and be thrown amongst real murderers.
I watch OZ.
remember that guys.
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10-27-2009, 08:39 PM
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Drinking and driving and killing someone SHOULD land you in jail.
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10-27-2009, 08:42 PM
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that's what I just said.
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I'm a lvl 3 ranger right now. What world are you in? My guy is Sarlona.
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10-27-2009, 08:43 PM
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Sounds a little different now
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10-27-2009, 08:43 PM
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See my natural reaction is to play my crazy card and bring up my mental health history, and then proceed to act crazy when necessary. But I've heard that the mental ward is actually worse because it's all the psychotic serial killers, animal torturers, and people that throw feces all over the place for no reason.
I'm highly opposed to joining a gang unless it really came down to life or death, but Ive got a small buddhist swastika tattoo that I could probably use to my advantage in joining the peckerwoods.
I would probably pretend to be the super spiritual yogi type dude that everyone leaves alone. Like those gangbangers turned Muslims.
Most likely I'd probably wind up like Wild Bill from Green Mile, getting my ass kicked and thrown into a storage closet.
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10-27-2009, 08:46 PM
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peckerwoods are hardcore crazy mother fuckers in prison. you would deff have to get stabby up in that bitch to be down with peckerwoods
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Originally Posted by SpankyMcLankey
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shut up snowmayne, you're too sober to comprehend anything.
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10-27-2009, 08:47 PM
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I'd watercolor.
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the 3 good things to come from prison. watercolors, rap albums, and racist-filled autobiographies from future dictators.
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Originally Posted by Sir-Ex
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FUCK FYUCJK FYCJ!!
I just wrote like 10 gucking PARAGRAHPS AND I HIT A FUCING LINK BYACCIDENT HOLY FUCK IM ANGRY
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10-27-2009, 08:50 PM
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don't forget really good documentaries as well as Oz.
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Originally Posted by SpankyMcLankey
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shut up snowmayne, you're too sober to comprehend anything.
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10-27-2009, 08:53 PM
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American Me good movie.
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