unbelievable facts about yourself nobody would ever believe based on your posts here - Page 4

verklingen · 10-29-2009, 01:44 PM

i have one testicle and was once known as the una-baller

Terry · 10-29-2009, 01:46 PM

I have yet to discover something I'm allergic to

verklingen · 10-29-2009, 01:48 PM

i'm allergic to cockroaches, along with a host of other things. when my allergies aren't bothering me, i feel a little high

Snowmayne · 10-29-2009, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by Terry

I once sold Kirby vaccums for about a day and a half

I did this for a week lulz

I hate how if you have no idea what you are getting into they make it seem like a dream job the first like day and a half, then you realize what your doing and your like

Terry · 10-29-2009, 01:52 PM

LOL thats just what happened to me

I walk into this room with like twenty people and the movie Swordfish is showing randomly, the boss walks in and talks about how great this job is blah blah

two days later he's like btw you guys are selling ridiculously expensive vacuums and dealing with abusive customers, gl

Snowmayne · 10-29-2009, 02:00 PM

dude i did that shit in alaska in the dead of winter. -20 degrees and im walking house to house trying to get people to let me vacuum their home so I can sell them a 1300$ or w/e piece of equipment.

not gonna lie though the people who actually makes sells and are good at it are banking off that shit and the vacuums do kick ass.

**SageTree** · 10-29-2009, 02:16 PM

Originally Posted by verklingen

i have one testicle and was once known as the una-baller

HAHA Brother! That makes two.....

between us.

yo. · 10-29-2009, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by 421

i got expelled in the middle of junior year in high school and got sent to an "alternative school" with metal detectors, drugs tests once a month, and uniforms...just cause i got caught with some weed. had to stay there till i graduated

dude same exact thing here, except no drug tests. and they made me wait till my senior year since it happened at the end of my jr. year. BUT i only had to go for 3 months.

edit: went back to the high school for a week and a day and got sent back for accidentally mumbling curse words to a teacher. ha i was already pissed, she just pushed me too far.

my_scatterheart · 10-29-2009, 03:19 PM

I was a girl scout. Teh force is strong wiff dis one. I get real crafty randomly. I can't think of an example, but I have girlscouty/momish fixes for nearly everything.

Mercury · 10-29-2009, 03:19 PM

I'm related to P.T. Barnum, was a national karate champion and have a birthmark on my back.

herbinator45 · 10-29-2009, 03:22 PM

i almost got expelled in grade 4 or 5 for mooning so many times and getting into fights and shiz after my parents got divorced.. then in grade 6, some girls put a Hanson poster on the teacher's desk.. she see's it and is like 'oooo-- who put the pic of my boyfriends on my desk??'

so i blurt out, 'ooohhhhhh,,, mrs di cola.. having a menage quatre with the hanson bros!!!" hahahaha

i had to sit in the hall for like a week and a half, because 'apparently suspensions weren't teaching me anything'.
i smartened up when i started playing football in grade 5 and didn't get into fights, but i still had a p big mouth i guess.

herbinator45 · 10-29-2009, 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by my_scatterheart

I was a girl scout. Teh force is strong wiff dis one. I get real crafty randomly. I can't think of an example, but I have girlscouty/momish fixes for nearly everything.

brownies too? i could kind of picture the girl scout ness.. not so much the brownies though..

yo. · 10-29-2009, 03:35 PM

i'm allergic to grass.

my_scatterheart · 10-29-2009, 03:48 PM

Daisies>Brownies>Gir l Scouts. Yeah, werd. My grams was the main leader in this district, did a lifetime of Women's Club and Girl Scouts service, so I was kinda born into dat brownie shit yo. I can sell dem cookies!

Terry · 10-29-2009, 05:32 PM

I was in Kawanis because my parents apparently didn't think the boy scouts were religious enough

vickyyy? · 10-29-2009, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by 421

i got expelled in the middle of junior year in high school and got sent to an "alternative school" with metal detectors, drugs tests once a month, and uniforms...just cause i got caught with some weed. had to stay there till i graduated

i got kicked out of school in 8th grade because i held a knife to a kid on the bus. two days later i was arrested and taken straight to juvi for a few days. then i went to that same kind of alternative school, but instead the drug tests were at random.
then in 9th grade my friend and i got kicked out of school because we were smoking weed in the bathroom. i spent two years back at the alternative school.

Mercury · 10-29-2009, 06:09 PM

Originally Posted by Terry

I was in Kawanis because my parents apparently didn't think the boy scouts were religious enough

lol what a tool!!

scottishbastard · 10-29-2009, 06:50 PM

Originally Posted by yo.

i'm allergic to grass.

Dude! That's what I was gonna put. It's the only thing I've ever found myself allergic to. Only when certain types of wet grass touch me, I break out in hives

Ummm....Well some of you know I was a mormon for a couple years as a kid, served bread and water, did baptisms for the dead and all..Stopped just short of the magic underwear.

I never learned how to crawl, never cried, and had insomnia as a baby.

I've overdosed 3 times and never died (with no medical attention).

Most things I could say you'd probably believe, so I really dont have much here.

msicidron · 10-29-2009, 06:50 PM

Originally Posted by verklingen

also i was a hate-spewing neonazi for a few years

seriously?

The Rev · 10-29-2009, 06:51 PM

I wet the bed until I was 13.

(And occasionally after that when I was really really drunk.

).

The Rev