unbelievable facts about yourself nobody would ever believe based on your posts here - Page 5

Mercury · 10-29-2009, 06:51 PM

Verk is a Texan so... don't be so surprised.

scottishbastard · 10-29-2009, 06:52 PM

Oh, and I got searched thoroughly, held for questioning, and suspended for making a bomb threat the day after the Red lake highschool massacre (I was provoked).

I got suspended in 10th grade a few weeks after 9/11 for refusing to take off an upside down flag I had on my backpack.

And I got raided for selling pot when I was 17, and got all charges dropped like a pimp.

My mom was also my teacher in second grade (Her first year of teaching).

I guess those facts are a little more interesting? Maybe not.

Jimmycube · 10-29-2009, 07:06 PM

damn! thats really messed up that u cats got sent to "alternative schools" for just a lil weed. I am sure who ever decided on that punishment never thought about how taking you away from all your friends and your routine would affect your whole out look on school for ever. I am willing to bet that they actually thought taking u away from your friends would "make you get your lives together" or some lame shit.

How were these "alternative schools"?

I got busted for weed along with a few of my friends when i was 13 and had a quarter on me. All the cops did was take my weed and called our parents and had them come and pick us up at the police station. They dint even bother calling our school or anything like that.

Believe it or not we used to be able to bring out shotguns to school as long as we kept them in our trunk. They would actually annouce things like "please remember that if you brought a rifle or shotgun to school to make sure to lock it in your trunk or u will get detention". I lived in a small town in central MN though and hunting is very very big there. U could actually take 1 day off from school for deer hunting and 1 day off during duck hunting season if u brought in a note from your parents.

Now thats hick lol. Of course after the whole columbine thing they made us leave our guns at home though.

MN is a odd odd state.

herbinator45 · 10-29-2009, 07:12 PM

you were provoked to call a bomb threat to a school?

scottishbastard · 10-29-2009, 07:21 PM

Yeah kind of. The day after the red lake highschool thing they told us at the beggining of every class, and twice over the loud speakers that no one was allowed to say anything about bombs, guns etc. or they would be suspended or something.

So at break these kids who always fucked with me came up and slapped me on the back of the head and I yelled "Fuck you guys!" and the "yard duty" or whatever theyre called was like "Hey! Thats lunch detention" (for swearing), and I was like "But they slapped me on the head!" and he's like "That's two lunch detentions", and I was like "fuck that" and he said "That's a whole week of lunch detentions", so I stood up and said "Fuck this. I should just blow up the school."

I didnt think about it before I said it. But I did. They sent me to the office where they proceeded to call the cops, who then searched my backpack paper, by paper. They found a drawing I did of George W giving a speech with a rifle sight over his head...They also found a random paper that I had a bunch of different symbols on ranging from circle A's to the black flag band logo to swastikas to pentagrams. It was just something I apparently did when I was bored at school.
But all these things together, with my past history of school fights, being caught with marijuana, and them thinking I was a "cutter" - they just got freaked out and suspended me for two weeks.
I then went back and finished the year with straight A's.

Bearsy · 10-29-2009, 07:31 PM

Originally Posted by Terry

I was in Kawanis because my parents apparently didn't think the boy scouts were religious enough

Awana and Royal Rangers.

Beat that

my_scatterheart · 10-29-2009, 07:37 PM

haha you people are fucked up.

herbinator45 · 10-29-2009, 07:40 PM

^ bewbs?

my_scatterheart · 10-29-2009, 07:42 PM

Yeah right, biff. Only tool bags unsuccessfully rag on bitches' tits and then try to see them.

Geeno · 10-29-2009, 07:50 PM

lol

herbinator45 · 10-29-2009, 07:54 PM

Originally Posted by my_scatterheart

Yeah right, biff. Only tool bags unsuccessfully rag on bitches' tits and then try to see them.

pics?

my_scatterheart · 10-29-2009, 07:57 PM

Go fondle yours, plz, I got a game to watch.

Jimmycube · 10-29-2009, 08:00 PM

one more fun fact about rural MN *this actually might happen in some surrounding states as well* is that u can get your drivers license at 14. U just apply for what is called a "farmers permit". i am not sure if thats the legal name or not but basically as long as u live on a certain size farm u can just go take your drivers test at 14 and if u pass your all good...there is no restrictions like having to have a adult with u or anything. As long as u pass the test your good. I lived on a large farm so i of course got one.

Also u can leave school an hour early or come an hour late if u live on a farm. They just call it "farm work release". I kinda liked school more than busting my ass doing manual labor so i never took advantage of that one.

It all obviously has to do with the fact that once u get our of Minneapolis/St Paul and their surrounding suburbs its almost all small towns and a fuckin ton of family farms. It is changing though sadly as most farms are now basically giant corporations and the family run farms just cant keep up. Yes, i actually loved the farm life believe it or not. So much open space, privacy, tons of places to explore, shoot stuff, drive dirt bike and just run wild plus forests and lakes every ware.

Back in "dim dar olden" times farmers needed their kids around for free manual labor. That is also why u see a lot of huge family's in rural MN. I have 3 older brothers and 1 older sister and we were considered a "small family" by most of the other farmers lol. My dad was pissed when all 5 of his kids decided to go to college instead of take over the farm though.

sorry i totally went on a non-thread related tangent their lol....blame it on the weed. I havent smoked for over a week yo and i am pretty toasty.

№1 · 10-29-2009, 08:09 PM

I am an ordained minister.

vickyyy? · 10-29-2009, 08:15 PM

almost going on three months for me. i was cleaning my room today and found some shake in a bag and was overwhelmed with a whole lot of emotions. in the end though i had to grow some balls and throw it away.

anyway..

i have borderline personality disorder
and about five days out of the week i'm pretty racist.

scottishbastard · 10-29-2009, 08:23 PM

Youre on yahooka but threw shake away? Hey mods, I think someone needs a spanking.

herbinator45 · 10-29-2009, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by my_scatterheart

Go fondle yours, plz, I got a game to watch.

your awful critical of other people's appearances for someone who keeps their appearance so ambiguous. you watching league of their own?

Geeno · 10-29-2009, 08:57 PM

I spend a significant amount of time memorizing and rehearsing random peoples mannerisms. Like some random muppet I see or deliver to.

my_scatterheart · 10-29-2009, 09:06 PM

I like how you keep trying to play an ambiguity card, when I've been a picture whore here for a long stretch of time. Aren't you the cat who talked shit relentlessly and just posted his fucking picture? Point two)Telling you to go grab your own is awfully critical? Grow a pair, while you're at it.
Nah dog, whatchin a ball game on teh tube

herbinator45 · 10-29-2009, 09:30 PM

you're a meathead.