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Old 10-29-2009, 08:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I stinks like diarrhea in here...

It smells strongly of liquid shit in my room and there's two very guilty looking chihuahuas in here. BUT I CANT FUCKING FIND IT. I go to the store to get some cigarettes, and they pull a fucking ninja shit on me!

That's all...I'll let you know if I find/step in it.
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Old 10-29-2009, 08:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol, wouldn't be surprised if chihuahuas habitually shit indoors. most of them look mad nervous...perpetuall y
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Old 10-29-2009, 08:19 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Ahh! I totally fucking found it...and by found I mean *almost* stepped in it. But it still stinks like shit in here...Maybe it's just me?
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How to write spazz lyrics 101
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nederbodor hausenfeffer
don & neil are not lepers
floyd & leech are really swell
this makes no sense, can't you tell
you must always use these two magic words
unholy -- flung
now go write your own spazz song
 
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Old 10-29-2009, 08:22 PM   #4 (permalink)
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It's sad when dogs have that guilty look on their face. They know what they did but it's YOUR fucking fault for not letting them out. They can't very well work the door knob themselves, can they?
 
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Old 10-29-2009, 08:25 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Goddamnit! We take them out like 50 times a day and they just stand by the backdoor and shiver/look inside/yip, then they come in the nice warm house and drop a deuce somewhere hard to reach.

Btw, I just realized the name of this post is "I smells like diarrhea in here" lulz.
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How to write spazz lyrics 101
let's begin with this song
nederbodor hausenfeffer
don & neil are not lepers
floyd & leech are really swell
this makes no sense, can't you tell
you must always use these two magic words
unholy -- flung
now go write your own spazz song
 
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Old 10-29-2009, 11:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
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thats gonna leave a stain
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Old 10-30-2009, 12:19 AM   #7 (permalink)
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your fault for have chihuahuas
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Old 10-30-2009, 12:28 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Chihuahuas are good for only one thing. Shark bait.
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Old 10-30-2009, 12:35 AM   #9 (permalink)
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fo reels^
or like as one a them clay pigeon thingies
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Old 10-30-2009, 12:43 AM   #10 (permalink)
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haha yeah i don't hate any single animal except chihuahuas and little yap dogs
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I love chihuahuas. Some of them are nervous little wimps and the others think they're pitbulls. They're my little Aztec warrior friends....Funny thing is, the only song that calms them down is the song from Beverly hills chihuahua (Da, na na na na - Chihuahua!). I actually watched that movie with mine a while back, and I think he totally dug it ("Tiny but mighty!"). This one looks a lot like mine....A LOT

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How to write spazz lyrics 101
let's begin with this song
nederbodor hausenfeffer
don & neil are not lepers
floyd & leech are really swell
this makes no sense, can't you tell
you must always use these two magic words
unholy -- flung
now go write your own spazz song
 
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Old 10-30-2009, 01:00 AM   #12 (permalink)
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How to write spazz lyrics 101
let's begin with this song
nederbodor hausenfeffer
don & neil are not lepers
floyd & leech are really swell
this makes no sense, can't you tell
you must always use these two magic words
unholy -- flung
now go write your own spazz song
 
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Old 10-30-2009, 01:13 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 10-30-2009, 01:14 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 10-30-2009, 01:15 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Was that the wind?? I could have sworn I heard a troll.
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How to write spazz lyrics 101
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nederbodor hausenfeffer
don & neil are not lepers
floyd & leech are really swell
this makes no sense, can't you tell
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now go write your own spazz song
 
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dude you're posting about how your dogs shit in your room and you cannot find it...


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Want me to find 100 posts even less worthy of being posted? I'm sure there were a few today.
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How to write spazz lyrics 101
let's begin with this song
nederbodor hausenfeffer
don & neil are not lepers
floyd & leech are really swell
this makes no sense, can't you tell
you must always use these two magic words
unholy -- flung
now go write your own spazz song
 
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Old 10-30-2009, 01:21 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Let me PM them to you then, I dont want to be a dick to the posters like you. k?
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How to write spazz lyrics 101
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nederbodor hausenfeffer
don & neil are not lepers
floyd & leech are really swell
this makes no sense, can't you tell
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unholy -- flung
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Old 10-30-2009, 01:23 AM   #20 (permalink)
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yeah as long as it keeps you busy enough to not start a new thread for about an hour, get right on that champ.
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