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11-04-2009, 03:28 PM
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everybody sharts sometimes.
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If you throw a bunch of kids in the woods, they're probably going to start smoking things.
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11-04-2009, 03:41 PM
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11-04-2009, 03:44 PM
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i grew up in London, Ontario [home of Labbatt's]. blue, and 50 and stuffs was always pretty cheap from the factory store, and you could even get 40s of blue, 50, max ice, bud [post-merger] and so on. pretty dope when you're in high-school and university.
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no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.
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Originally Posted by Former President Hayes
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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.
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note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.
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11-04-2009, 03:53 PM
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I sharted at the gym once. I was doing bench-presses.
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you're my ideal girl too, osirus 
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Originally Posted by Mя. Gяiєvєs
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wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
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11-04-2009, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by SageTree
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This is the 2nd or 3rd thread to discuss shitting yourself in the last 2 days....
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One of the four horsemen of the apocalyse, I believe. War, Pestilence, Disease, and Ooops.
BTW, why is it that white people beer is so innocuous (Bud, Coors, etc.) while black people beer is all death oriented (King Cobra, Colt 45, etc.)? Do you think corporate America is trying to send it's minorities a message?
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11-04-2009, 05:34 PM
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^^^ Yes.. great thread.. I used to be in love with steel reserve... I used to drink two 22s on my lunch break. If i want a fast buzz, hard booze
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11-04-2009, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by The Rev
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BTW, why is it that white people beer is so innocuous (Bud, Coors, etc.) while black people beer is all death oriented (King Cobra, Colt 45, etc.)? Do you think corporate America is trying to send it's minorities a message?
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Nobody said Colt 45 was black people Beer. Maybe corporate America has already gotten to you...
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Originally Posted by The SARS Volta
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you're my ideal girl too, osirus
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Originally Posted by Mя. Gяiєvєs
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wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
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11-04-2009, 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by adventure
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^^^ Yes.. great thread.. I used to be in love with steel reserve... I used to drink two 22s on my lunch break. If i want a fast buzz, hard booze
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I don't think I could do that, for some reason steel gives me this strange narcotic like buzz. I could down 7 or 8 normal beers and be much more lucid and able to hide it than if I drank 2 22s of steel.
Why is it that I just started shitting myself in the last couple years? I hadn't shit in my pants since I was 4, and all of the sudden I hit 20 and started shitting myself again. Since I hit 20 it has happened at least 3 times, the most epic destroying a pair of boxers and jeans. 
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Originally Posted by Rick Cook
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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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no seriously, why didnt you say it was a backy pipe?
what cop is gunna go through thr truble to test it?
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11-04-2009, 07:11 PM
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You might wanna think about hooking yourself up with a catheter next time you throw back malt liquors. You'll definitely need one if you wanna try some CAMO High Gravity.
Shits no joke (pardon the pun)
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11-04-2009, 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Mercury
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You might wanna think about hooking yourself up with a catheter next time you throw back malt liquors. You'll definitely need one if you wanna try some CAMO High Gravity.
Shits no joke (pardon the pun)
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I have actually considered that, I have sterile jelly and several sterile catheters. I just don't have a leg bag.
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Originally Posted by Rick Cook
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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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no seriously, why didnt you say it was a backy pipe?
what cop is gunna go through thr truble to test it?
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11-04-2009, 08:07 PM
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dude, you shat yourself until you were 4? aren't most peeps potty-trained by like 2-ish?
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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO
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no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.
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Originally Posted by Former President Hayes
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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.
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Originally Posted by v3d4
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note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.
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11-04-2009, 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by herbinator45
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dude, you shat yourself until you were 4? aren't most peeps potty-trained by like 2-ish?
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No I had a really bad infection that almost killed me and I was in the hospital for almost a month. I was on the playground at the childrens hospital and I shit myself because I couldn't make it to the bathroom. I was potty trained well before that.
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Originally Posted by Rick Cook
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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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no seriously, why didnt you say it was a backy pipe?
what cop is gunna go through thr truble to test it?
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11-04-2009, 08:23 PM
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so you shat yoself AND you ripped off the government?? i bet killa's a big fan of yours hahah
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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO
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no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.
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Originally Posted by Former President Hayes
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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.
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Originally Posted by v3d4
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note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.
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11-04-2009, 08:56 PM
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Someone just asked me the other day why I would "shit my pants from drinking"...I totally get it. haha.
I crapped my pants in wal mart a couple years back in the game section. I was wearing shorts with no underwear dopesick...I spent an hour and a half in their bathroom cleaning shit off me, then had to ride 40 minutes back to my place in the city before I could change my pants and shower.
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11-04-2009, 10:59 PM
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lol... malt liquor.
a bunch of nasty drinking welfare babies up in this piece.
/sips the ides.
//waits for first of the month
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I'm one of the few people on this board with any common sense.
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11-05-2009, 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by herbinator45
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so you shat yoself AND you ripped off the government?? i bet killa's a big fan of yours hahah
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No my father and his insurance paid for that stay at the hospital. I would ask him how much it cost him, but the look in his eyes might tell me that he wished he had not spent the money.
He would have been better off
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Originally Posted by Rick Cook
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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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no seriously, why didnt you say it was a backy pipe?
what cop is gunna go through thr truble to test it?
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11-05-2009, 12:51 AM
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"high gravity" lager 
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Originally Posted by DrChronic
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im afraid a smiley face does not make me forget your retarded posting.
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11-05-2009, 12:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Rick Cook
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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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no seriously, why didnt you say it was a backy pipe?
what cop is gunna go through thr truble to test it?
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11-05-2009, 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted by ColtEtish
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I don't think I could do that, for some reason steel gives me this strange narcotic like buzz. I could down 7 or 8 normal beers and be much more lucid and able to hide it than if I drank 2 22s of steel.
Why is it that I just started shitting myself in the last couple years? I hadn't shit in my pants since I was 4, and all of the sudden I hit 20 and started shitting myself again. Since I hit 20 it has happened at least 3 times, the most epic destroying a pair of boxers and jeans.
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just wait til youre 80
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11-05-2009, 08:46 AM
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Honestly, you people need buckfast.
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Originally Posted by Chuck Palahniuk
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Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
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