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11-04-2009, 11:32 AM
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I just shit my pants.
I knew that it most likely wasn't going to be a fart, but I tried anyway! I managed to make it to the bathroom before much of it got on my boxers, but the insides of both ass cheeks were completely covered in a slimy layer of poo. Stay away from 211 kids! 
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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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no seriously, why didnt you say it was a backy pipe?
what cop is gunna go through thr truble to test it?
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11-04-2009, 11:37 AM
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what the effff is 211? and thanks for sharing, ahahahaha
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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO
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no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.
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Originally Posted by Former President Hayes
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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.
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note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.
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11-04-2009, 11:41 AM
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steele reerve 211
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11-04-2009, 11:41 AM
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poor choices all around...you drinking 211 and shitting yourself, you then making a thread, me reading it and making this post...
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11-04-2009, 11:42 AM
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 thats nasty bro
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Originally Posted by verklingen
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instead of setting out to connect all the dots, the intent of zen is seeing the dots, letting them connect and then seeing how oneself connects to them.
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"Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens" Hendrix
"A gentle answer turns away wrath, But a harsh word stirs up anger"- words to live by
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11-04-2009, 11:48 AM
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Oe > 211
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shut up snowmayne, you're too sober to comprehend anything.
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11-04-2009, 11:54 AM
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excellent
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Originally Posted by DrChronic
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im afraid a smiley face does not make me forget your retarded posting.
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11-04-2009, 11:55 AM
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this is one of the reasons i stopped going commando
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11-04-2009, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Snowmayne
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True. I just decided last night to get a bunch of 211 for a little nostalgia drunk. Bum beer ftw!
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Originally Posted by Rick Cook
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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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no seriously, why didnt you say it was a backy pipe?
what cop is gunna go through thr truble to test it?
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11-04-2009, 12:00 PM
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gechoself some md2020 and have a real bum party next time
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11-04-2009, 12:02 PM
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why not kick it classy with some champale?
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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO
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no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.
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Originally Posted by Former President Hayes
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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.
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Originally Posted by v3d4
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note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.
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11-04-2009, 01:41 PM
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Colt 45 double malt = favorite beer
OE is legit
St Ides is better
Hurricane is a lot like steel
King Cobra is too much like bud-light
Mickeys is blah
schlitz isn't bad but man it isn't good
steel is piss just like evil eye.
Please don't shit your pants...
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11-04-2009, 01:43 PM
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i bet i can drink more malt liquor than even the blackest of the white yahookans
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Originally Posted by verklingen
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instead of setting out to connect all the dots, the intent of zen is seeing the dots, letting them connect and then seeing how oneself connects to them.
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"Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens" Hendrix
"A gentle answer turns away wrath, But a harsh word stirs up anger"- words to live by
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11-04-2009, 01:48 PM
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colt 45 isn't beer. it's malt liquor.
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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO
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no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.
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Originally Posted by Former President Hayes
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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.
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Originally Posted by v3d4
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note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.
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11-04-2009, 01:58 PM
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I refuse to drink cheap beer, it tastes terrible, Labatt Blue is where its at. Atleast you didnt get it on your boxers, shit happened to me once at subway, had to fart, but ended up diarrhaeing all over my boxers, I had to work another 2 hours in shit boxers, luckily I got most of it out, so they were just wet.
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11-04-2009, 01:59 PM
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Maffoo I used to be the same way. But now I don't really drink.
Malt liquor is fucking beer. Go to the corner store grab a 40 and your getting a "beer" dude.
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11-04-2009, 01:59 PM
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This is the 2nd or 3rd thread to discuss shitting yourself in the last 2 days....
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11-04-2009, 02:08 PM
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king cobra is where its at bitches
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11-04-2009, 02:45 PM
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Who drinks Steele reserve when one could pick up a delicious bottle of OE for the same price?
One crazy cracker thats who
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11-04-2009, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Mydriasis
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Maffoo I used to be the same way. But now I don't really drink.
Malt liquor is fucking beer. Go to the corner store grab a 40 and your getting a "beer" dude.
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ive been chillin out on the drinking, ive blacked out so many times in my life(i never throw up or piss myself or piss on the floor) that i feel like id have to be stupid to not stop now when ive had only a few actual negative consequences. and beyond that, i hate not knowing what i did...
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Originally Posted by verklingen
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instead of setting out to connect all the dots, the intent of zen is seeing the dots, letting them connect and then seeing how oneself connects to them.
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"Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens" Hendrix
"A gentle answer turns away wrath, But a harsh word stirs up anger"- words to live by
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