twenty fn seven

toastyroach · 11-05-2009, 06:01 AM

somewhere around 25% of all baseball championships are now owned by the Yankees. that's one quarter, bitches. We will never see another team like this, in any sport... if so not for a very long time.

27 championships. jeter,posada, pettite and mo now have one ring for each finger. only half as good as Yogi... but still pretty fucking good..

I bet the whole team went out last night and paid for Hidecki to get his cock sucked, ass wiped, coke chopped etc by a team of ultra hot naked sluts. could you imagine how much pussy you would get going to a club the night you won the world series MVP..... fuck.. i would do disgusting unruly things to be able to be derek jeters cock, just for one night... i bet him and swisher are still fucking from the night before... like a couple of giant organic dildos

GO YANKEES BITCHES!!!!!11111111 11111111111111111:th ebird:

:theb ird:

edit: this thread needs a beat. NEW YORK CITY BITTTTCHESSSS

№1 · 11-05-2009, 07:08 AM

Fuck the Yankees...

verklingen · 11-05-2009, 08:28 AM

it's easy when money buys talent

Cerpin Taxt · 11-05-2009, 08:43 AM

Kompressor · 11-05-2009, 09:44 AM

Is there anyone outside of new england that likes the yankees?

Terry · 11-05-2009, 10:17 AM

Fuck the Yankees

Terry · 11-05-2009, 10:17 AM

Originally Posted by Kompressor

Is there anyone outside of new england that likes the yankees?

New Jersey

but maybe not, we should ask scatter

Sir-Ex · 11-05-2009, 10:20 AM

BASEBALL IS BORING SHIT

For me anyways I totally dig it if you can get into that sort of thing so... yeah just wanted to state my opinion and I'll be on my way.

Terry · 11-05-2009, 10:22 AM

Well ur from canada so ur opinion doesn't count

why dont you burn down the white house and watch hockey you igloo dwelling terrorist

Kompressor · 11-05-2009, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by Terry

New Jersey

Toasty's from Jersey.

Mikey · 11-05-2009, 10:47 AM

the montreal canadiens have 24 stanley cups
24

noone is gonna even come close in the next 10 years to that

the next team is like the leafs who have 13 and havent won one since 67
and then detroit has 11

so yeah
fuck the yankees.
you said no team come close pffft
they probably have like a trillion dollar payroll

Terry · 11-05-2009, 10:50 AM

yea it isnt hard to be a good team when you have enough money to sign God to a four year contract

Sir-Ex · 11-05-2009, 10:52 AM

Originally Posted by Terry

Well ur from canada so ur opinion doesn't count

why dont you burn down the white house and watch hockey you igloo dwelling terrorist

You're just jealous cuz my igloo has a minifridge and your contemporary modern house doesn't.

notepad · 11-05-2009, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by Kompressor

Is there anyone outside of new england that likes the yankees?

umm wtf komp.

the new england area is boston slurpers not new york slurpers.

but they both have fans* across the country

*these fans are mostly bandwagoners

my_scatterheart · 11-05-2009, 11:06 AM

Generally speaking, NJ gets split in half. North Jersey sports fans root for NY, South for Philadelphia. Also generally speaking, people that don't live in those designated areas and still root for the Yanks only do so because they're the team that wins. I've also seen a lot that root for the Yanks simply because they sell nicer merch. You know who I'm talkin about. Those guido lookin motherfuckers who just love the Yank jackets and shit. Spretty lame

Waves · 11-05-2009, 11:11 AM

baseball is the only game lame and boring enough where the players have energy to play twice right in a row

my_scatterheart · 11-05-2009, 11:13 AM

I think you've already used that joke this week. Tired.

Also, I'd just like to say, that there's no reason to hate on the Yanks for the simple fact that they get to buy all the talent they want. It makes for a great team, however...I'd rather see the Phillies progress as they have. They've signed people that are pretty decent, and have trained/coached them to be some amazing players. For example, Ibanez was brought in for his hitting ability, and after a while with the Phils started making some awesome plays with his glove. Werth, jesus, Werth, gets better and better each year. Just really becoming a great player. I enjoys itt

osirus2020 · 11-05-2009, 11:14 AM

Thought you were talking about one of these babies:

The FN Five seveN.

Kompressor · 11-05-2009, 11:15 AM

Yea obviously there's the Red Sox enclave, but in my experience I haven't seen anyone outside NE that has love for the yankees.

Then again, I live in a Cubs/White Sox world.

verklingen · 11-05-2009, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by my_scatterheart

I think you've already used that joke this week. Tired.

but it is indeed true