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ggg, eh?
me? no. just some things a sputnik won't do. no bellybuttons. ever.
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Infidelous Borealis
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I'd sooooooo hit that! Holy fuck! That's such the ideal "girl next door" chick.
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Infidelous Borealis
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Definately!
It's quite rare I get hard-ons just from regular photos. If she was naked, I'd probably cream myself.
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It gets depressing sometimes seeing all these hot chicks and knowing that I have no chance of ever hitting any woman even remotely as hot. ...but then I rub one off and usually feel better.
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Silly faggot! Dicks are for chicks.
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If I had even five minutes alone with her, I'd die a happy man. What a fox!
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![]() I'd probably plaster it on my ceiling straight above my bed. Maybe even have a kleenex dispenser dangling from it...
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Infidelous Borealis
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Would it actually look like a real picture? Or would it just be fuzzy as shit?
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you can buy a special paper that when it prints out it looks like a real photo. Its a shiney type of paper forgot the name
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