a fight at the grocery store today; all that and a bag of chips

**v3d4** · 09-30-2005, 06:51 PM

i was in the checkout line just putting my stuff onthe little conveyer thing when the woman in front of me goes up to the big front window and starts smacking the glass with her palm yelling "THAT'S ENOUGH! THAT'S ENOUGH!" and i saw the butcher (of the store) and some random guy pushing eachother back and forth on the sidewalk right there, and the woman is yelling "THAT'S ENOUGH! STOP IT!"

and this random guy actually takes a swing at the butcher and at that point i was like well screw that!
so i dropped my stuff and went out there and tried to put myself between them and i yelled as loud as i could "STOP IT YOU DUMB NIGGAZ!!"

so random guy does 2 things at once: he kicks me in the shin and at the same time starts shouting "he attacked me first! he attacked me first!" and he backs off saying motherfucker and all this stuff and im like "ouch!"

grown men, acting like that, in front of children... seriously wtf?

so later i found out random dude had grabbed a bag of chips out of someone's cart as they were going to thier car, and he tears it open and starts to eat chips, and butcher Bob just happened to be there, but i didnt see the beginning so i dont kno how the fighting started

anyway that was one of the most exciting grocery shopping trips ever

ColtEtish · 09-30-2005, 06:57 PM

My last day at work a woman slips on a bag of spilled rice...right after I punched a sweep. Could have ended in me being fired if they got sued...

Also last day, woman gets caught shoplifting, they called the cops since it aws over 20 dollars stolen. Anyways, I was sitting in the break room with the 2 rent-a-cops (ones a fucking retard) and 1 real cop. I was like "is she supposed to be handcuffed" because she had her hands behind her back like she was but I saw her move her hand to scratch her face...so they looked at her and saw the handcuffs on the chair next to her, so the cop is like "turn around now" and he handcuffs her and searched her, and he found an knife in her pocket...and the one smart security guard was like MAN YOU COULD HAVE GOT US KILLED THIS IS BAD MAN!!! because the other one cuffed her...he couldn't do it right...he also doesn't chase after shoplifters when he sees them run out of the store...anyways later on like 4 more squad cars pull up and 4 more cops go in and escort her out, because she freaked out and bit the cop and the smart security guard. I'm glad she didn't have the knife then...

**v3d4** · 09-30-2005, 07:09 PM

no im a delicate flower!

and i have a bruise now

Weedwax · 09-30-2005, 07:24 PM

Sometimes violence solves EVERYTHING.

GreenNugs · 09-30-2005, 07:52 PM

^ ..hey ww- don't forget to tell them that sometimes fighting solves everything..

Reagan · 09-30-2005, 08:29 PM

You should be happy all you got was a kick in the shin for calling someone a nigger.

**v3d4** · 09-30-2005, 08:39 PM

well, yeah.

i think he kicked me more for getting in his way than anything else
but ya, i realize i put myself in harms way so it all worked out well
i wont forget they shot Bob Marley and they crucified Jesus so a kick in the shin aint nothin
not that i want to sit around and compare myself to Bob or Jesus but i will say

I N I NO COME TO FIGHT FLESH AND BLOOD BUT SPIRITUAL WICKEDNESS IN HIGH AND LOW PLACES

Puffman · 10-01-2005, 06:20 AM

Did you really called them dumb niggas?

Pretty cool story.

North_of_Sanity · 10-01-2005, 09:12 AM

So the nigger just takes a bag of chips from someone's cart and starts eating it?

He could at least have stolen some fried chicken or watermelon just for the sake of oozing stereotype.

**slunt** · 10-01-2005, 08:58 PM

If I'd seen a man kick a woman, I'd have picked him up by his lips and spun him around my head til his ass whistled.I actually get a sense of serenity when I bitch slap some ignorant dipshit who really deserves it and there is no way anyone will say anything.
Next time...take your clothes off and start screaming...nobody fucks with a crazy person.