The Quest To 11,055!!!!!! - Page 18

Sir-Ex · 11-01-2005, 10:44 AM

Continuation of Scene 1

and so Jesus begins his search of the cave in which The Rev my reside. Lunaria, the guiding light has faded, leaving Jesus to tend the treacherous path on his own
Dirty Bud
Jesus:
Off to find the cave
Should I turn away?
Off to find the cave
Should I run away?
Should I find the cave!!!???
dirty bud monsters come running in to the valley in which the path resides
Jesus:
Jesus. H it's nasty schwag
Come to stray me from the cave
Improper cured, improper aged
Dirty bud; Nasty schwag!
I SHOULD RUN THE FUCK AWAY!
Dirty Schwags (all together):
We are what you get when you give your pot plants no lovin'
Dirty water in the soil and dried in the oven
Seeds in our hairs and rank in our scent
Jesus:
Kind weed? Where has it went?
Dirty Schwags (all together):
Ha-ha-ha-ha-puke-puke-cough-cough
There's no THC to get you off.
Empty like the valley of no more Yahooka
Jesus:
Oh but there atop the valley; look up!
From the top of the valley, opposite the side the dirty scwhwag came running, appears Generic Hippie
GH:
Kangaroo!! Wallabe!!! Be kangaroo!!! Beat wallabe!!!
No one knows! KANGAROO!!! No one knows BEAT WALLABE!!!
Dirty Schwags: He's going to say it!!!!
GH:
No one grows weed worse than you and no one grows weed better than me!
Australia and the seven seas! Kangaroo and wallabe!!!
Dirty Schwags: EIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
GH comes rushing into the valley, his massive head and giant index finger bobbing and waving furiously in unison.
GH:
Treat yo' weed with respect mate
Give it lovin' never hate
Grow it good all through the year
And properly pedicure
I cannot stand the foolish man
That grows his skunk like he'd fuck a cunt
Fast and hard and full of spunk
Give it time and give it light
Do it long and do it right
Jesus:
Who is this foolish man?
GH:
Every man but me,
Oh can't you see?
No one grows weed worse than you and no one grows weed better than me!
Australia and the seven seas! Kangaroo and wallabe!!!
Jesus:
touchè
and so the dirty bud explodes upon the glorious proclomation of GH's superior pot growing skills
Jesus: Thank you guy, that helped a lot.
GH: No problem man, here's some pot.
Jesus: Oh thank you but I think I should not, as far as things to do, I have a lot
GH: You're not serious.
Jesus: hell no I'm not.
and with that the two smoke a big ol' fatty.. before discussing the next course of action in understanding the downfall of Yahooka

Sir-Ex · 11-01-2005, 10:56 AM

*reposted to increase post count*
Continuation of Scene 1

and so Jesus begins his search of the cave in which The Rev my reside. Lunaria, the guiding light has faded, leaving Jesus to tend the treacherous path on his own
Dirty Bud
Jesus:
Off to find the cave
Should I turn away?
Off to find the cave
Should I run away?
Should I find the cave!!!???
dirty bud monsters come running in to the valley in which the path resides
Jesus:
Jesus. H it's nasty schwag
Come to stray me from the cave
Improper cured, improper aged
Dirty bud; Nasty schwag!
I SHOULD RUN THE FUCK AWAY!
Dirty Schwags (all together):
We are what you get when you give your pot plants no lovin'
Dirty water in the soil and dried in the oven
Seeds in our hairs and rank in our scent
Jesus:
Kind weed? Where has it went?
Dirty Schwags (all together):
Ha-ha-ha-ha-puke-puke-cough-cough
There's no THC to get you off.
Empty like the valley of no more Yahooka
Jesus:
Oh but there atop the valley; look up!
From the top of the valley, opposite the side the dirty scwhwag came running, appears Generic Hippie
GH:
Kangaroo!! Wallabe!!! Be kangaroo!!! Beat wallabe!!!
No one knows! KANGAROO!!! No one knows BEAT WALLABE!!!
Dirty Schwags: He's going to say it!!!!
GH:
No one grows weed worse than you and no one grows weed better than me!
Australia and the seven seas! Kangaroo and wallabe!!!
Dirty Schwags: EIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
GH comes rushing into the valley, his massive head and giant index finger bobbing and waving furiously in unison.
GH:
Treat yo' weed with respect mate
Give it lovin' never hate
Grow it good all through the year
And properly pedicure
I cannot stand the foolish man
That grows his skunk like he'd fuck a cunt
Fast and hard and full of spunk
Give it time and give it light
Do it long and do it right
Jesus:
Who is this foolish man?
GH:
Every man but me,
Oh can't you see?
No one grows weed worse than you and no one grows weed better than me!
Australia and the seven seas! Kangaroo and wallabe!!!
Jesus:
touchè
and so the dirty bud explodes upon the glorious proclomation of GH's superior pot growing skills
Jesus: Thank you guy, that helped a lot.
GH: No problem man, here's some pot.
Jesus: Oh thank you but I think I should not, as far as things to do, I have a lot
GH: You're not serious.
Jesus: hell no I'm not.
and with that the two smoke a big ol' fatty.. before discussing the next course of action in understanding the downfall of Yahooka

§prakd · 11-01-2005, 04:19 PM

Well i'm about to rip a hole in the industry, hold in my energy, wasn't about to let it out but ya'll had to come testin' me

Gypsy_Rose · 11-01-2005, 10:42 PM

FLiP · 11-02-2005, 03:02 AM

arnie all pilled up.

Sir-Ex · 11-03-2005, 01:33 PM

InuYasha!!!

№1 · 11-03-2005, 05:55 PM

4,031....

Flamingnun · 11-03-2005, 06:01 PM

Nice pics sweetheat

Weedwax · 11-03-2005, 07:40 PM

^W3rd.

FLiP · 11-04-2005, 06:09 AM

Flamingnun · 11-04-2005, 05:22 PM

quadruple posting!

11-04-2005, 05:32 PM

yoyo just doin my part for the good of Yahooka.

DOES ANYONE WANNA TALK ABOUT
THE NEW SEEDS CALLED LOWRYDER>THINKING OF GROWNING THEM

Flamingnun · 11-04-2005, 05:34 PM

try GTGH. I hear they're alright, but the high isnt amazing. jointdoctors already have a few decent crosses out from what i read, maintaning the autoflowering trait.

KoolAid · 11-07-2005, 08:33 AM

CowMan · 11-07-2005, 10:49 AM

Planning my great escape...

Burner of trees · 11-07-2005, 10:56 AM

i need to download some good songs, and i need suggestions

help me please

oh yeah no gay heavy metal/electronic rock shit...man i hate that stuff

Sir-Ex · 11-07-2005, 11:00 AM

Primus- Pork Soda

Air- Sexy Boy

Meat Puppets- Aurora Borealis

CowMan · 11-07-2005, 11:01 AM

Try some K-Os, it's like alternative Rock meets hip-hop. he's canadian, maybe you've heard of him.

Try "the Love song" or "man i used to be"

Try out some Cake, "sheep go to heaven" and "The Distance" are two good songs you might like

11-01-2005, 10:44 AM	#343 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 5,101 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	Continuation of Scene 1 and so Jesus begins his search of the cave in which The Rev my reside. Lunaria, the guiding light has faded, leaving Jesus to tend the treacherous path on his own Dirty Bud Jesus: Off to find the cave Should I turn away? Off to find the cave Should I run away? Should I find the cave!!!??? dirty bud monsters come running in to the valley in which the path resides Jesus: Jesus. H it's nasty schwag Come to stray me from the cave Improper cured, improper aged Dirty bud; Nasty schwag! I SHOULD RUN THE FUCK AWAY! Dirty Schwags (all together): We are what you get when you give your pot plants no lovin' Dirty water in the soil and dried in the oven Seeds in our hairs and rank in our scent Jesus: Kind weed? Where has it went? Dirty Schwags (all together): Ha-ha-ha-ha-puke-puke-cough-cough There's no THC to get you off. Empty like the valley of no more Yahooka Jesus: Oh but there atop the valley; look up! From the top of the valley, opposite the side the dirty scwhwag came running, appears Generic Hippie GH: Kangaroo!! Wallabe!!! Be kangaroo!!! Beat wallabe!!! No one knows! KANGAROO!!! No one knows BEAT WALLABE!!! Dirty Schwags: He's going to say it!!!! GH: No one grows weed worse than you and no one grows weed better than me! Australia and the seven seas! Kangaroo and wallabe!!! Dirty Schwags: EIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!! GH comes rushing into the valley, his massive head and giant index finger bobbing and waving furiously in unison. GH: Treat yo' weed with respect mate Give it lovin' never hate Grow it good all through the year And properly pedicure I cannot stand the foolish man That grows his skunk like he'd fuck a cunt Fast and hard and full of spunk Give it time and give it light Do it long and do it right Jesus: Who is this foolish man? GH: Every man but me, Oh can't you see? No one grows weed worse than you and no one grows weed better than me! Australia and the seven seas! Kangaroo and wallabe!!! Jesus: touchè and so the dirty bud explodes upon the glorious proclomation of GH's superior pot growing skills Jesus: Thank you guy, that helped a lot. GH: No problem man, here's some pot. Jesus: Oh thank you but I think I should not, as far as things to do, I have a lot GH: You're not serious. Jesus: hell no I'm not. and with that the two smoke a big ol' fatty.. before discussing the next course of action in understanding the downfall of Yahooka __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

11-01-2005, 10:56 AM	#344 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 5,101 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	reposted to increase post count Continuation of Scene 1 and so Jesus begins his search of the cave in which The Rev my reside. Lunaria, the guiding light has faded, leaving Jesus to tend the treacherous path on his own Dirty Bud Jesus: Off to find the cave Should I turn away? Off to find the cave Should I run away? Should I find the cave!!!??? dirty bud monsters come running in to the valley in which the path resides Jesus: Jesus. H it's nasty schwag Come to stray me from the cave Improper cured, improper aged Dirty bud; Nasty schwag! I SHOULD RUN THE FUCK AWAY! Dirty Schwags (all together): We are what you get when you give your pot plants no lovin' Dirty water in the soil and dried in the oven Seeds in our hairs and rank in our scent Jesus: Kind weed? Where has it went? Dirty Schwags (all together): Ha-ha-ha-ha-puke-puke-cough-cough There's no THC to get you off. Empty like the valley of no more Yahooka Jesus: Oh but there atop the valley; look up! From the top of the valley, opposite the side the dirty scwhwag came running, appears Generic Hippie GH: Kangaroo!! Wallabe!!! Be kangaroo!!! Beat wallabe!!! No one knows! KANGAROO!!! No one knows BEAT WALLABE!!! Dirty Schwags: He's going to say it!!!! GH: No one grows weed worse than you and no one grows weed better than me! Australia and the seven seas! Kangaroo and wallabe!!! Dirty Schwags: EIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!! GH comes rushing into the valley, his massive head and giant index finger bobbing and waving furiously in unison. GH: Treat yo' weed with respect mate Give it lovin' never hate Grow it good all through the year And properly pedicure I cannot stand the foolish man That grows his skunk like he'd fuck a cunt Fast and hard and full of spunk Give it time and give it light Do it long and do it right Jesus: Who is this foolish man? GH: Every man but me, Oh can't you see? No one grows weed worse than you and no one grows weed better than me! Australia and the seven seas! Kangaroo and wallabe!!! Jesus: touchè and so the dirty bud explodes upon the glorious proclomation of GH's superior pot growing skills Jesus: Thank you guy, that helped a lot. GH: No problem man, here's some pot. Jesus: Oh thank you but I think I should not, as far as things to do, I have a lot GH: You're not serious. Jesus: hell no I'm not. and with that the two smoke a big ol' fatty.. before discussing the next course of action in understanding the downfall of Yahooka __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

11-01-2005, 10:42 PM	#346 (permalink)
Gypsy_Rose Comfortable Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,501 Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	__________________ Borat: And what is this? Store Clerk: That’s cheese. Borat: And what of this? Store Clerk: That’s cheese... Borat: And this? Store Clerk: That’s cheese... Borat: And what is this? Rice? Store Clerk: No that’s cheese, this is all cheese here. Borat: But this say "Crackers", this not cheese. Store Clerk: No Crackers is the brand, that’s cheese...

11-03-2005, 01:33 PM	#348 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 5,101 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	InuYasha!!! __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

11-03-2005, 05:55 PM	#349 (permalink)
№1 Banzai Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: 8th dimension Posts: 8,904 Thanks: 31 Thanked 108 Times in 78 Posts	4,031.... __________________ "History is'a made at night! Character is what you are in the dark!" John Whorfin --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Planet Ten

11-03-2005, 06:01 PM	#350 (permalink)
Flamingnun SPEC - V Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 16,940 Thanks: 42 Thanked 264 Times in 144 Posts	Nice pics sweetheat __________________

11-04-2005, 05:22 PM	#353 (permalink)
Flamingnun SPEC - V Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 16,940 Thanks: 42 Thanked 264 Times in 144 Posts	quadruple posting! __________________

11-04-2005, 05:32 PM	#354 (permalink)
higherlearner84 Guest Posts: n/a	yoyo just doin my part for the good of Yahooka. DOES ANYONE WANNA TALK ABOUT THE NEW SEEDS CALLED LOWRYDER>THINKING OF GROWNING THEM

11-04-2005, 05:34 PM	#355 (permalink)
Flamingnun SPEC - V Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 16,940 Thanks: 42 Thanked 264 Times in 144 Posts	try GTGH. I hear they're alright, but the high isnt amazing. jointdoctors already have a few decent crosses out from what i read, maintaning the autoflowering trait. __________________

11-07-2005, 08:33 AM	#356 (permalink)
KoolAid Oh Yeah!!1 Join Date: May 2004 Location: North Carolina/#yahooka Posts: 1,155 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	481 __________________ <Weedwax> let us call you then

11-07-2005, 10:49 AM	#357 (permalink)
CowMan Just a friend Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: On the other side Posts: 2,573 Thanks: 1 Thanked 18 Times in 7 Posts	Planning my great escape... __________________ He who hesitates is lost

11-07-2005, 11:00 AM	#359 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 5,101 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	Primus- Pork Soda Air- Sexy Boy Meat Puppets- Aurora Borealis __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

11-07-2005, 11:01 AM	#360 (permalink)
CowMan Just a friend Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: On the other side Posts: 2,573 Thanks: 1 Thanked 18 Times in 7 Posts	Try some K-Os, it's like alternative Rock meets hip-hop. he's canadian, maybe you've heard of him. Try "the Love song" or "man i used to be" Try out some Cake, "sheep go to heaven" and "The Distance" are two good songs you might like __________________ He who hesitates is lost