The Quest To 11,055!!!!!! - Page 505

**AlteredStateGrl** · 11-14-2006, 03:46 PM

dizzy bitch.

i'll take just "bitch".

osirus2020 · 11-14-2006, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NickNasty

is he smoking it or plugging it

o yea thats reall funny!

Яedking · 11-14-2006, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NickNasty

is he smoking it or plugging it

IV ... niggas hardcore ya'all don't even know

NickNasty · 11-14-2006, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Grandmastrshake

yay i got me some more episodes of ren and stimpy I'm gonna watch them today. I like the old episodes of ren and stimpy. I know they came out with some new episodes like this year or last year and man does it suck.

yeah--it was much funnier before they actually made them blantantly gay...season 1 and 2 are brilliant.

Ayatollah Of SmokeABowla · 11-16-2006, 11:31 PM

somtimes i wish that this thing we called love was never introduced to mankind. i love my girl but there are times when i just wanna say fuck it and end it. that feeling you get after you end a relationship, like all the stress is gone, everything is peaceful....for awhile....then if your really in love you start to miss the person so you get them back(hopefully) and go threw the same process again....yay.

Sitarguy · 11-16-2006, 11:36 PM

Why would you want to have a relationship, not until you're 25. Until then BANG all the living shit out of anything that has a hole.
Bam! you're fine. Because, you gotta have money in the bank, gotta set your shit straight before you fuck with relationships mang, or else that shit will ruin your life.

Ayatollah Of SmokeABowla · 11-16-2006, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sitarguy

Why would you want to have a relationship, not until you're 25. Until then BANG all the living shit out of anything that has a hole.
Bam! you're fine. Because, you gotta have money in the bank, gotta set your shit straight before you fuck with relationships mang, or else that shit will ruin your life.

well actually i am 25 and set to go. not saying a relationship is important to me, i can go months without being in one but sooner or later your gonna wanna find someone else and go threw the same drama ass bs that every other girl has put you through just so you can feel loved. everyone is different though so views vary, thats just my 2 cents.

Sitarguy · 11-16-2006, 11:44 PM

Well I think if you are working 9 hours a day to support yourself you just wanna come home to someone with a cold beer, open legs, and a blunt. Because anything more than that is totally not needed.
You already have parents, sisters, bosses, coworkers, friends, to provide the drama bs, and having your girlfriend give you that bullshit after you give everything to her (dinner, place to stay, bills, etc.) you're gonna be pretty fucking pissed and steamed.

So my question is, would you put up with it, and have the same girl blahblahblah 24/7, or would you go to a bar and have a ho for a night.

Cause in the end of the day, we dont need marriages, relationships, girlfriends, we just need a vagina.

Lloydy · 11-17-2006, 06:57 AM

open the legs, penetrate her ham
fill her with your salty love jam
bend her, flip her, try to lick her
if she says no fuckin kick her
punch her face, black her eyes
go for gold, smash her thighs
and if she had an awful time
drown the bitch in the tyne

Flamingnun · 11-17-2006, 06:57 AM

and it made me think of yahooka.

£11.99

* Make your own colourful crystals.

* Investigate exciting crystal chemistry.

* For ages 10 years and over.

Blue_Dolphin · 11-17-2006, 09:40 AM

a man learns to love the woman he's attracted to

and

a woman learns to be attracted to the man she loves.

Interesting....

NickNasty · 11-17-2006, 12:20 PM

sometimes i think im captain america....

tokinGLX · 11-17-2006, 12:36 PM

whats up people.

so uh...how long does it take for everybody to drive/bike/walk/whatever to work¿

Night Life · 11-17-2006, 01:12 PM

Fuck i dont wanna go to class!!!!!!

GraEm3 · 11-17-2006, 04:51 PM

Dont then.

to the other person, about one hour. 45 minutes on the way back.

osirus2020 · 11-17-2006, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flamingnun

and it made me think of yahooka.

£11.99

* Make your own colourful crystals.

* Investigate exciting crystal chemistry.

* For ages 10 years and over.

umm, where do you work?

**AlteredStateGrl** · 11-18-2006, 02:50 PM

Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, "My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky." The second man said, "My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake." The third man said, "My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."

Flamingnun · 11-18-2006, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by osirus2020

umm, where do you work?

A place that, amongst other things, sells toys which remind me of meth.

Weedwax · 11-18-2006, 02:56 PM

Mmmmmmmm meth. Where's RobKelly when you need him?

Яedking · 11-18-2006, 07:29 PM

rub a dub dub

i just pooped in the tub

thank you very little

11-14-2006, 03:46 PM	#10081 (permalink)
AlteredStateGrl (òÓ,)_\,,/ Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Where Trouble Melts Like Lemon Drops High Above the Chimney Tops... Posts: 8,401 Thanks: 361 Thanked 170 Times in 107 Posts	dizzy bitch. i'll take just "bitch". __________________

11-16-2006, 11:31 PM	#10085 (permalink)
Ayatollah Of SmokeABowla DoobIntruder Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 1,422 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	somtimes i wish that this thing we called love was never introduced to mankind. i love my girl but there are times when i just wanna say fuck it and end it. that feeling you get after you end a relationship, like all the stress is gone, everything is peaceful....for awhile....then if your really in love you start to miss the person so you get them back(hopefully) and go threw the same process again....yay. __________________ Smoke F'N Dope My head hurts this shit isn't getting me high My chest is so tight I think I am going to die My stomach's in knots and the room starts to spin As I wait for this valium to slowly kick in

11-17-2006, 06:57 AM	#10090 (permalink)
Flamingnun dot dot dot Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 16,815 Thanks: 29 Thanked 228 Times in 125 Posts	So, I found this at work today and it made me think of yahooka. £11.99 * Make your own colourful crystals. * Investigate exciting crystal chemistry. * For ages 10 years and over. __________________

11-17-2006, 09:40 AM	#10091 (permalink)
Blue_Dolphin Princess Join Date: May 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,710 Thanks: 54 Thanked 70 Times in 45 Posts	a man learns to love the woman he's attracted to and a woman learns to be attracted to the man she loves. Interesting.... __________________

11-17-2006, 12:36 PM	#10093 (permalink)
tokinGLX the duke of herb Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: denver Posts: 610 Thanks: 0 Thanked 19 Times in 12 Posts	whats up people. so uh...how long does it take for everybody to drive/bike/walk/whatever to work¿ __________________ -united we toke, divided we choke- /bored¿¿ check out my videos, on various sites- cannabisTV.com (nothin but pot videos/pictures/auido) or on vimeo(high quality) or youtube(lesser quality, feel free to leave comments/subscribe) (':

11-16-2006, 11:36 PM	#10086 (permalink)
Sitarguy YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sitarland Posts: 2,254 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Why would you want to have a relationship, not until you're 25. Until then BANG all the living shit out of anything that has a hole. Bam! you're fine. Because, you gotta have money in the bank, gotta set your shit straight before you fuck with relationships mang, or else that shit will ruin your life.

11-16-2006, 11:44 PM	#10088 (permalink)
Sitarguy YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sitarland Posts: 2,254 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Well I think if you are working 9 hours a day to support yourself you just wanna come home to someone with a cold beer, open legs, and a blunt. Because anything more than that is totally not needed. You already have parents, sisters, bosses, coworkers, friends, to provide the drama bs, and having your girlfriend give you that bullshit after you give everything to her (dinner, place to stay, bills, etc.) you're gonna be pretty fucking pissed and steamed. So my question is, would you put up with it, and have the same girl blahblahblah 24/7, or would you go to a bar and have a ho for a night. Cause in the end of the day, we dont need marriages, relationships, girlfriends, we just need a vagina.

11-17-2006, 01:12 PM	#10094 (permalink)
Night Life Stoner Reaking Havoc Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Nashville,TN Posts: 764 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Fuck i dont wanna go to class!!!!!! __________________ "wanna get high" -towelie- Southpark How would life be if the world smoked weed? Guaranteed there'd be peace not greed, See, it's hell, Living in a cell, Legalize the plant only time will tell. -KMK- - America, land of the free, Free to the power of the people in uniform - If It Aint Natural, Then It Aint Real.

11-17-2006, 04:51 PM	#10095 (permalink)
GraEm3 No. Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,051 Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Dont then. to the other person, about one hour. 45 minutes on the way back.

11-18-2006, 02:50 PM	#10097 (permalink)
AlteredStateGrl (òÓ,)_\,,/ Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Where Trouble Melts Like Lemon Drops High Above the Chimney Tops... Posts: 8,401 Thanks: 361 Thanked 170 Times in 107 Posts	Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, "My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky." The second man said, "My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake." The third man said, "My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time." __________________

11-18-2006, 07:29 PM	#10100 (permalink)
Яedking the real №1 Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,358 Thanks: 8 Thanked 26 Times in 9 Posts	rub a dub dub i just pooped in the tub thank you very little __________________