The Quest To 11,055!!!!!! - Page 506

Flamingnun · 11-18-2006, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lloydy

open the legs, penetrate her ham
fill her with your salty love jam
bend her, flip her, try to lick her
if she says no fuckin kick her
punch her face, black her eyes
go for gold, smash her thighs
and if she had an awful time
drown the bitch in the tyne

purely belt-her

anaujiram · 11-21-2006, 06:40 PM

10493.

Come on, people! I had to bump this from page 4!!!!!

Skeeter · 11-21-2006, 07:45 PM

so who will cut off their foot for major e-net respect. Like come on. it'd be teh shit. UBER COOL MOTHERFUCKAQ!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!11111111 11111

11-22-2006, 06:50 AM

I just made a big pile of greasy, slightly crisp, bacon, and am now going to fry my eggs in it, with buttery toast on the side, and a nice cup of tea....yumm yumm greasyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy y

11-22-2006, 11:51 AM

Now I'm drinking a huge hot chocolate with whipped cream and a cherry on top.

5 hours later....soooooooooo o gooooooooooooooood!

I'm so fat! I love it! I'm enjoyin it!

Being · 11-22-2006, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anaujiram

10493.

Come on, people! I had to bump this from page 4!!!!!

were getting there

11-22-2006, 12:33 PM

I'm now going to go put a nice roast beef in the oven for dinner, complete with Yorkshire pudding, whipped potatoes, brocolli casserole, etc. etc. grrrravyyyyyyyyy.

delta9THC · 11-22-2006, 02:14 PM

Well it looks like I have to wait until I come back from Cabo to get my new dog. I was going to get it sometime next week, but then realized they would be to young to take from their mother. Now it will be sometime after the first of Jan.

anaujiram · 11-22-2006, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by turmaline

I'm now going to go put a nice roast beef in the oven for dinner, complete with Yorkshire pudding, whipped potatoes, brocolli casserole, etc. etc. grrrravyyyyyyyyy.

I hate you. The day before Thanksgiving always sucks for me, because we have all this food in the house and I can't have any of it.

Ayatollah Of SmokeABowla · 11-23-2006, 12:24 AM

man today was crazy, my girl goes nuts on me, no one and i mean no one had any smoke all day and i needed a toke. finally after my girl passed out i got a call, then i got another call, and then another one, back to fuckin back man, its like they all went to the same place to get their bud. L-I-V-I-N

Bradford · 11-23-2006, 12:39 AM

fuck. I need to clean my fishtank.

and one of my gerbils died.

anaujiram · 11-23-2006, 12:58 PM

^ Now you don't need to buy a turkey!

Sonnie · 11-23-2006, 04:06 PM

^ What if hes alliergic to gerbil??

11-23-2006, 04:09 PM

no one ate the dinner i made!

bastards!

So unappreciative...it was good too!

..gzagenius · 11-23-2006, 04:35 PM

niggas

butters046 · 11-24-2006, 04:25 PM

bump!

Grandmastrshake · 11-24-2006, 04:32 PM

some asshole ate about all my ice cream

i love ganj · 11-24-2006, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlteredStateGrl

Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, "My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky." The second man said, "My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake." The third man said, "My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."

Skeeter · 11-24-2006, 06:02 PM

I say we just all give up right now. We either kill The Rev or work really really hard to make the thread count.

Flamingnun · 11-24-2006, 06:33 PM

Im with the first option.

11-23-2006, 12:24 AM	#10110 (permalink)
Ayatollah Of SmokeABowla DoobIntruder Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 1,417 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	man today was crazy, my girl goes nuts on me, no one and i mean no one had any smoke all day and i needed a toke. finally after my girl passed out i got a call, then i got another call, and then another one, back to fuckin back man, its like they all went to the same place to get their bud. L-I-V-I-N __________________ Smoke F'N Dope My head hurts this shit isn't getting me high My chest is so tight I think I am going to die My stomach's in knots and the room starts to spin As I wait for this valium to slowly kick in

11-23-2006, 12:39 AM	#10111 (permalink)
Bradford If we must die... Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: My house. Posts: 1,037 Thanks: 67 Thanked 20 Times in 11 Posts	fuck. I need to clean my fishtank. and one of my gerbils died. __________________ R.I.P. Governor Ok Mr. Mayor, feast your ears on THAT spin doctors mix! You can't hurt my feelings so feel free to photoshop my pictures or harass me for no good reason. Add this to your sig if you appreciate deprecating humor and wish to play along.

11-24-2006, 04:25 PM	#10116 (permalink)
butters046 Sad Panda Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Boulder, CO Posts: 1,331 Thanks: 43 Thanked 17 Times in 12 Posts	bump! __________________ RIP Gov

11-24-2006, 04:32 PM	#10117 (permalink)
Grandmastrshake ^yours Join Date: May 2006 Location: in your bong Posts: 1,242 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	some asshole ate about all my ice cream __________________ Opinions are like assholes, they stink and everybody has one, no matter how wrong they are. bongsmilie Death is Certain Life is Not The truth is like grits, you can't serve it up plain, you got to put a little salt on it.

11-24-2006, 06:33 PM	#10120 (permalink)
Flamingnun SPEC - V Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 16,940 Thanks: 42 Thanked 264 Times in 144 Posts	Im with the first option. __________________

11-22-2006, 06:50 AM	#10104 (permalink)
turmaline Guest Posts: n/a	I just made a big pile of greasy, slightly crisp, bacon, and am now going to fry my eggs in it, with buttery toast on the side, and a nice cup of tea....yumm yumm greasyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy y

11-22-2006, 11:51 AM	#10105 (permalink)
turmaline Guest Posts: n/a	Now I'm drinking a huge hot chocolate with whipped cream and a cherry on top. 5 hours later....soooooooooo o gooooooooooooooood! I'm so fat! I love it! I'm enjoyin it!

11-22-2006, 12:33 PM	#10107 (permalink)
turmaline Guest Posts: n/a	I'm now going to go put a nice roast beef in the oven for dinner, complete with Yorkshire pudding, whipped potatoes, brocolli casserole, etc. etc. grrrravyyyyyyyyy.

11-22-2006, 02:14 PM	#10108 (permalink)
delta9THC Anyone seen my cheese? Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 606 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Well it looks like I have to wait until I come back from Cabo to get my new dog. I was going to get it sometime next week, but then realized they would be to young to take from their mother. Now it will be sometime after the first of Jan.

11-23-2006, 04:09 PM	#10114 (permalink)
turmaline Guest Posts: n/a	no one ate the dinner i made! bastards! So unappreciative...it was good too!