The Quest To 11,055!!!!!!

[..gzagenius]

^look who it is!!!!!

Originally Posted by Edit

Bullshit^

[Edit]

Originally Posted by turmaline

Originally Posted by turmaline

I actually do something besides sit on yahooka.

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[Weedwax]

Yeah Turmaline, stop being a postwhore, you annoying cunt.

bump!

[§prakd]

"ok, so, he (Jesus) sent me an IM one day, saying that he was up in Thornton, (just north of us) and asking what I was doing. I told him i was smoking some dankage, and he asked if it was cool if he came over. I was like yeah, why not, he seemed like at least a funny guy, so I gave him directions to the old pad.

About thirty minutes later, this short little jewish looking dude wearing glasses shows up at my door. Im like "yeah?" and he's like "Im jesus, my real name is taylor" So im like, "ok, come in"

He came in and I smoked a few bowls with him, hes not a huge smoker, and he says to me "I only do that shit on the internet cause it gets a rise out of people". Then he sat on the couch talking to this bitch I used to fuck for about two hours. He was a really polite kid, I was kind of hoping for him to score, but then, that chick was a wild one in the sack, she probably would have made him cry. Wait, I take that probably part back and Id like to make it "definately". He looked really uncomfortable, I understand there was a few dudes in the crib he didnt know, and from the looks of him, he didnt get to talk to chicks much, (Not like the ones I have over), but still, these wernt a bunch of gansters, it was just a few stoners. Then some people were on their way with beer, and all of a sudden he had to go. I told him "hey dude, fuck it, theres about to be a party, more chicks, stay and chill" He was like, "nah, i gotta go". Everyone in the house was totally cool with him. He was a really polite kid, I even remember him making a comment about the language or way I talk or something around girls, which is sorta true, I am kind of a crude man even when there are women present. He just seemed uncomforatable, but to tell you the truth, I prob wouldnt be seen in public with him. He was way, way, way to preppy. I was expecting some crazy dude to show up at my door with whiskey and women, what showed was more like dexter from dexters lab."

Originally Posted by Sprakd

"ok, so, he (Jesus) sent me an IM one day, saying that he was up in Thornton, (just north of us) and asking what I was doing. I told him i was smoking some dankage, and he asked if it was cool if he came over. I was like yeah, why not, he seemed like at least a funny guy, so I gave him directions to the old pad.

About thirty minutes later, this short little jewish looking dude wearing glasses shows up at my door. Im like "yeah?" and he's like "Im jesus, my real name is taylor" So im like, "ok, come in"

He came in and I smoked a few bowls with him, hes not a huge smoker, and he says to me "I only do that shit on the internet cause it gets a rise out of people". Then he sat on the couch talking to this bitch I used to fuck for about two hours. He was a really polite kid, I was kind of hoping for him to score, but then, that chick was a wild one in the sack, she probably would have made him cry. Wait, I take that probably part back and Id like to make it "definately". He looked really uncomfortable, I understand there was a few dudes in the crib he didnt know, and from the looks of him, he didnt get to talk to chicks much, (Not like the ones I have over), but still, these wernt a bunch of gansters, it was just a few stoners. Then some people were on their way with beer, and all of a sudden he had to go. I told him "hey dude, fuck it, theres about to be a party, more chicks, stay and chill" He was like, "nah, i gotta go". Everyone in the house was totally cool with him. He was a really polite kid, I even remember him making a comment about the language or way I talk or something around girls, which is sorta true, I am kind of a crude man even when there are women present. He just seemed uncomforatable, but to tell you the truth, I prob wouldnt be seen in public with him. He was way, way, way to preppy. I was expecting some crazy dude to show up at my door with whiskey and women, what showed was more like dexter from dexters lab."

uh dont I know you? Yeah I am sure I have heard this story before. I wont give ya away tho lol.

[Burner of trees]

hahahahahahaha

wasn't it zero who posted that?

[Hintergedanke]

who is quail the politician
how do you spell his name

[§prakd]

Originally Posted by Burner of trees

hahahahahahaha

wasn't it zero who posted that?

lol, yea

[Burner of trees]

i'll tell you if you change your avatar

[KoolAid]

one time i got drunk and screamed somthing about jesus in a bowling alley and everyone looked at me, felt like i had to share that since he said somthing about jesus

[Burner of trees]

hahahaha

one time, also at a bowling alley, a friend of mine got on the karaoke and sang "faith", limp bizkit style...

lets just say he emphasized the "get the fuck up" part, and got us all kicked out

Originally Posted by Burner of trees

hahahahahahaha

wasn't it zero who posted that?

yeah thats what I thought.

[Sir-Ex]

whore ass bitch football team fucknads

[Burner of trees]

why is duce staley in that pic?

you think they'd put hines ward...

[Burner of trees]

well i do take pills dont do speed dont do crack dont do coke i do smoke weed dont do smack i do do shrooms i do drink beer i just wanna make a few things clear

[Sir-Ex]

hahaha.. I remember that eminemineminem

[Sir-Ex]

wait wait..


I'm SHADYYYY!!!


that's the song right?

[Hintergedanke]

ok so who is quail and how do you appropriately spell his name