The Quest To 11,055!!!!!! - Page 510

GraEm3 · 12-08-2006, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by RIP 2pac Shakur

congratulations. we are not worthy.

bongsmilie

staircase · 12-08-2006, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by GraEm3

stfu noob

No. you're a noob

Mescalito · 12-09-2006, 11:43 AM

Once upon a time in a location unable to be expressed the way the imaginer would like, there lived a group of people who lead seemingly strange lives indeed...

old_mans_child · 12-09-2006, 05:33 PM

you must die...you must be crusified....

Seeds&Stems · 12-17-2006, 08:20 PM

i was tripping the other night and my wife was playing guitar hero 2 and the song was the background music to my life and seemed to fit perfectly, but as I sit with my eyes closed I focused on her hitting the buttons on the guitar and found that they did not line up perfectly with the song and made the music sound perverted, thus causing me great discomfort at the time. I considered never playing the game again because it seemed that music was ruined forever. lolololol

Bradford · 12-17-2006, 08:29 PM

^ that sucks man. I love a nice trip. you know, the kind that changes the way you feel for extended periods after the trip.

like one time, I drove to a cow field about 20 miles away and my friend and I picked a cereal box full of mushrooms. Tripped so hard, and was actually happier in the following weeks.

Being · 12-17-2006, 08:36 PM

hmm this show called meth in the city is coming on...wonder if it will be good

Seeds&Stems · 12-17-2006, 08:36 PM

^Picking random mushrooms sounds dangerous. Lol good thing all you got was a trip and not a trip to the doctor to cut out half your liver lol.

I would however love to trip on shrooms right now. I was smoking salviaat the time.sigh

**AlteredStateGrl** · 12-17-2006, 08:39 PM

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose
job it was to process all the Mail that had illegible
addresses.
One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky
handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought
he should open it to see what it was about.

The letter read,

Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very
small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It
had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my
next pension check. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I
had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without
that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no
family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you
please help me?

Sincerely, Edna

The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter
to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her
wallet a nd came up with a few dollars.
By the time he made the rounds, he had collected
$96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the
woman.
The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm
glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able
to share with her friends.

Christmas came and went.

A few days later, another letter came from the same
old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while
the letter was opened.

It read,

Dear God, How can I ever thank you enough for what you
did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able
to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We
had a very nice day and I told my friends of your
wonderful gift. By the way, there was $4 missing. I
think it must have been those bastards at the
Post Office.

Sincerely, Edna

Bradford · 12-17-2006, 08:41 PM

seedssndstems, you just gotta know what to look for.

It's actually pretty obvious which ones to pick, and which ones to leave alone.

ASG, that was pretty funny

all_toked_up · 12-17-2006, 08:53 PM

so this is the first time i have noticed this thread ...probley becuase i dont post to much in FFA or well i didnt but i do now cuase it kicks ass along witht this thread

i'm jamin to some lynyrd skynyrd at the moment and just had this realy bad eye itch that sent my finguire flying into my eye to sooth it but kind of just made my eye hurt from poking it yet it fixed the problem ! yay for me

Bradford · 12-17-2006, 08:54 PM

welcome to the party.

Яedking · 12-17-2006, 08:59 PM

im watching meth in the city

Bradford · 12-17-2006, 09:08 PM

what the hell is the about.. wait.. is it about meth in the city?

Bradford · 12-17-2006, 09:12 PM

my mouth tastes like nasty resiny grossness.

Flamingnun · 12-19-2006, 12:50 AM

[url=http://imageshack.us]

mmm new connections ftw.

Being · 12-19-2006, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Яedking

im watching meth in the city

i watched that shit

Lloydy · 12-19-2006, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flamingnun

[url=http://imageshack.us]

mmm new connections ftw.

cunt

all_toked_up · 12-19-2006, 10:57 PM

so i have been listing to freebird for 7 mins and 35 secs now,lol and it's not nearly over !

i love this song..

Bradford · 12-20-2006, 05:43 PM

anybody know an explanation for this?

when I put ice cubes in my green tea, it sort of foamed up a bit, but the foam was more wispy than foamy....

anyone.....?

12-09-2006, 11:43 AM	#10183 (permalink)
Mescalito Land of Smiles Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 5,519 Thanks: 28 Thanked 38 Times in 25 Posts	Once upon a time in a location unable to be expressed the way the imaginer would like, there lived a group of people who lead seemingly strange lives indeed... __________________

12-17-2006, 08:29 PM	#10186 (permalink)
Bradford If we must die... Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: My house. Posts: 1,037 Thanks: 67 Thanked 20 Times in 11 Posts	^ that sucks man. I love a nice trip. you know, the kind that changes the way you feel for extended periods after the trip. like one time, I drove to a cow field about 20 miles away and my friend and I picked a cereal box full of mushrooms. Tripped so hard, and was actually happier in the following weeks. __________________ R.I.P. Governor Ok Mr. Mayor, feast your ears on THAT spin doctors mix! You can't hurt my feelings so feel free to photoshop my pictures or harass me for no good reason. Add this to your sig if you appreciate deprecating humor and wish to play along.

12-17-2006, 08:39 PM	#10189 (permalink)
AlteredStateGrl (òÓ,)_\,,/ Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Where Trouble Melts Like Lemon Drops High Above the Chimney Tops... Posts: 8,773 Thanks: 472 Thanked 227 Times in 160 Posts	There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the Mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read, Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension check. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me? Sincerely, Edna The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet a nd came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends. Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened. It read, Dear God, How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift. By the way, there was $4 missing. I think it must have been those bastards at the Post Office. Sincerely, Edna __________________

12-17-2006, 08:41 PM	#10190 (permalink)
Bradford If we must die... Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: My house. Posts: 1,037 Thanks: 67 Thanked 20 Times in 11 Posts	seedssndstems, you just gotta know what to look for. It's actually pretty obvious which ones to pick, and which ones to leave alone. ASG, that was pretty funny __________________ R.I.P. Governor Ok Mr. Mayor, feast your ears on THAT spin doctors mix! You can't hurt my feelings so feel free to photoshop my pictures or harass me for no good reason. Add this to your sig if you appreciate deprecating humor and wish to play along.

12-17-2006, 08:54 PM	#10192 (permalink)
Bradford If we must die... Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: My house. Posts: 1,037 Thanks: 67 Thanked 20 Times in 11 Posts	welcome to the party. __________________ R.I.P. Governor Ok Mr. Mayor, feast your ears on THAT spin doctors mix! You can't hurt my feelings so feel free to photoshop my pictures or harass me for no good reason. Add this to your sig if you appreciate deprecating humor and wish to play along.

12-17-2006, 08:53 PM	#10191 (permalink)
all_toked_up The Forbidden plant Join Date: May 2006 Location: So. Ill Posts: 1,077 Thanks: 38 Thanked 38 Times in 33 Posts	so this is the first time i have noticed this thread ...probley becuase i dont post to much in FFA or well i didnt but i do now cuase it kicks ass along witht this thread i'm jamin to some lynyrd skynyrd at the moment and just had this realy bad eye itch that sent my finguire flying into my eye to sooth it but kind of just made my eye hurt from poking it yet it fixed the problem ! yay for me

12-17-2006, 08:59 PM	#10193 (permalink)
Яedking the real №1 Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,366 Thanks: 26 Thanked 26 Times in 9 Posts	im watching meth in the city __________________

12-17-2006, 09:08 PM	#10194 (permalink)
Bradford If we must die... Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: My house. Posts: 1,037 Thanks: 67 Thanked 20 Times in 11 Posts	what the hell is the about.. wait.. is it about meth in the city? __________________ R.I.P. Governor Ok Mr. Mayor, feast your ears on THAT spin doctors mix! You can't hurt my feelings so feel free to photoshop my pictures or harass me for no good reason. Add this to your sig if you appreciate deprecating humor and wish to play along.

12-17-2006, 09:12 PM	#10195 (permalink)
Bradford If we must die... Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: My house. Posts: 1,037 Thanks: 67 Thanked 20 Times in 11 Posts	my mouth tastes like nasty resiny grossness. __________________ R.I.P. Governor Ok Mr. Mayor, feast your ears on THAT spin doctors mix! You can't hurt my feelings so feel free to photoshop my pictures or harass me for no good reason. Add this to your sig if you appreciate deprecating humor and wish to play along.

12-19-2006, 12:50 AM	#10196 (permalink)
Flamingnun SPEC - V Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 16,940 Thanks: 42 Thanked 264 Times in 144 Posts	[url=http://imageshack.us] mmm new connections ftw. __________________

12-19-2006, 10:57 PM	#10199 (permalink)
all_toked_up The Forbidden plant Join Date: May 2006 Location: So. Ill Posts: 1,077 Thanks: 38 Thanked 38 Times in 33 Posts	so i have been listing to freebird for 7 mins and 35 secs now,lol and it's not nearly over ! i love this song..

12-20-2006, 05:43 PM	#10200 (permalink)
Bradford If we must die... Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: My house. Posts: 1,037 Thanks: 67 Thanked 20 Times in 11 Posts	anybody know an explanation for this? when I put ice cubes in my green tea, it sort of foamed up a bit, but the foam was more wispy than foamy.... anyone.....? __________________ R.I.P. Governor Ok Mr. Mayor, feast your ears on THAT spin doctors mix! You can't hurt my feelings so feel free to photoshop my pictures or harass me for no good reason. Add this to your sig if you appreciate deprecating humor and wish to play along.