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Old 12-27-2006, 01:40 AM   #10261 (permalink)
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tip: don't attempt to unscrew your zippo with a serated bread knife... that slicing noise when it slips really ruins your day...

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Old 12-27-2006, 01:55 AM   #10262 (permalink)
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Why does this thread have 530 pages when they're only 517 with posts in them?
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Old 12-27-2006, 02:49 AM   #10263 (permalink)
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maybe that's when it hits 11,055.
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Old 12-27-2006, 11:20 AM   #10264 (permalink)
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Old 12-27-2006, 11:27 AM   #10265 (permalink)
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Dunno. This is what he looked like originally.

Green Santa/St. Nick/Father Christmas looks alot cooler than the red douche bag Coca Cola designed.
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Old 12-27-2006, 11:27 AM   #10266 (permalink)
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If you wanna step to my motherfuckin' wreck,
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Old 12-27-2006, 11:44 AM   #10267 (permalink)
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after another opie binge, I'm happy to be able to shit also.. six fucking plunges it took to go down, I mean jesus, some got on my socks. It was like "Go down please god make it go down please ill never steal from work again oh shit above the rim...please god i'll stop pissing in the neighbors pool.....fuck its getting on my sock.

but hey at least I shit.
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Old 12-27-2006, 11:51 AM   #10268 (permalink)
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becuase oscar mayer has a wa with B O L O G N A
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Im pretty sure 100% of non religious people do it, and even then im pretty sure the odd nun uses the long end of the cross for the odd "prayer session"
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Old 12-27-2006, 03:52 PM   #10269 (permalink)
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Old 12-27-2006, 04:02 PM   #10270 (permalink)
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whats gonna happen when it hits 11,055?
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Old 12-27-2006, 06:33 PM   #10271 (permalink)
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The Apocalypse essentially.
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Old 12-27-2006, 07:34 PM   #10272 (permalink)
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Santa is originated from the politician Saint Nick
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Old 12-27-2006, 07:42 PM   #10273 (permalink)
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whats gonna happen when it hits 11,055?
one of the mods (rev probably) will change the post title to "quest to 11,3xx".
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Old 12-27-2006, 08:01 PM   #10274 (permalink)
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whats gonna happen when it hits 11,055?
eveyone who did not post in the thread will have thier account deleted !
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Old 12-27-2006, 09:21 PM   #10275 (permalink)
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Green Santa/St. Nick/Father Christmas looks alot cooler than the red douche bag Coca Cola designed.
Yeah, but there have always been different ideas about what he looks like.
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there's still SOME cost there mang.. they've got to buy the girls from their families, and they need to be constantly buying them. these bots are like the ron popeil rotiserrie of the sex trade. just set 'em and forget 'em.
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Old 12-27-2006, 10:01 PM   #10276 (permalink)
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Old 12-27-2006, 10:04 PM   #10277 (permalink)
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Old 12-27-2006, 10:08 PM   #10278 (permalink)
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so nun, where's those pics of your new piece of machinery?

::OFFICIAL:: Merry Christmas! Thread - post your wish lists and naughty lists
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Old 12-27-2006, 10:12 PM   #10279 (permalink)
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57,344 is the amount of views this thread has gotten.

Why have people viewed, but not posted? WTF

Douchebags
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Old 12-27-2006, 10:49 PM   #10280 (permalink)
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our goal could have been achieved weeks ago!
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