The Quest To 11,055!!!!!! - Page 556

Яedking · 09-12-2007, 09:41 PM

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Bradford · 09-13-2007, 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaggy_420

fuck it
people were still posting after 11,055
and so are you now
so if its over then you just myofb and everyone will have a spectacular day

I'd take that seriously if I thought you'd be here for more than a month give or take.

Either way asshole, I can post wherever the fuck I want, and you don't know how many times the goal went up after completeion throughout the course of this thread.

Quit talking about shit you know nothing about.

R1bal · 09-13-2007, 09:18 AM

He was here for over a month, Hes in FFA isnt he? You just couldnt think of anything good to say

Bradford · 09-13-2007, 10:23 AM

NORMALLY I'd give you a week, but you guys have found each other, like little tiny 15 year old life rafts.

They'll puncture soon enough.

Shaggy_420 · 09-13-2007, 01:03 PM

nah im statyin on yahooka for a while
like it or not

Lloydy · 09-14-2007, 10:47 AM

DeafTones · 09-14-2007, 10:52 AM

R O F L !!!!!!!!!!!!

God Damnit that is Fucking Funny!

Great fucking find Lloyd

DC buds · 09-14-2007, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lloydy

hahahahahhhahaahhaha ha

Edit · 09-15-2007, 05:18 PM

DC buds · 09-15-2007, 07:01 PM

lets keep going til 20,008 post

Bradford · 09-15-2007, 07:31 PM

*heavy, heavy sigh*

let the beast die.

AfroHorse · 09-28-2007, 08:31 AM

Яedking · 09-28-2007, 08:36 AM

Яedking · 09-28-2007, 08:37 AM

R1bal · 09-28-2007, 10:03 AM

What the fuck

kamikazi89 · 09-28-2007, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bradford

*heavy, heavy sigh*

let the beast die.

...

one final rip

Blue_Dolphin · 09-28-2007, 08:34 PM

Today be my baby girl 18th birthday.
I be so glad that dis be my last child support payment!
Month after month, year after year, all dose payments!

So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house,
and when she get here, I say, "Baby girl,
I want you to take dis check over to yo momma house
and tell her dis be the last check she ever be gettin' from me,
and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama face."

So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma.
I be anxious to hear what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face.

Baby girl walk through the door, I say,
"Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"

She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy"
and watch the 'spression on yo face"!!!

Blue_Dolphin · 09-28-2007, 08:34 PM

A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain..do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.

Be strong honey I love you, too."

Mango · 09-28-2007, 08:59 PM

*furiously masterbates*

kamikazi89 · 09-28-2007, 09:09 PM

i believe you *lets do it again(bowl* pick up the spare

09-12-2007, 09:41 PM	#11101 (permalink)
Яedking the real №1 Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,358 Thanks: 8 Thanked 26 Times in 9 Posts	ctrl + alt +del __________________

09-13-2007, 10:23 AM	#11104 (permalink)
Bradford If we must die... Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: My house. Posts: 1,033 Thanks: 66 Thanked 19 Times in 10 Posts	NORMALLY I'd give you a week, but you guys have found each other, like little tiny 15 year old life rafts. They'll puncture soon enough. __________________ R.I.P. Governor Ok Mr. Mayor, feast your ears on THAT spin doctors mix! You can't hurt my feelings so feel free to photoshop my pictures or harass me for no good reason. Add this to your sig if you appreciate deprecating humor and wish to play along.

09-13-2007, 01:03 PM	#11105 (permalink)
Shaggy_420 Marijuana Consumer Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NV Posts: 870 Thanks: 203 Thanked 69 Times in 37 Posts	nah im statyin on yahooka for a while like it or not __________________ "Penalties against the possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself... Nowhere is this more clear to me than in the laws against possession of marijuana... Therefore, I support legislation amending federal law to eliminate all federal criminal penalties for the possession of up to 1 oz. of marijuana." - Jimmy Carter, Former President & Nobel Peace Prize Winner

09-14-2007, 10:52 AM	#11107 (permalink)
DeafTones Live Join Date: May 2007 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 808 Thanks: 18 Thanked 9 Times in 9 Posts	R O F L !!!!!!!!!!!! God Damnit that is Fucking Funny! Great fucking find Lloyd __________________ Never stop puffin'!

09-15-2007, 07:01 PM	#11110 (permalink)
DC buds XXXXXXXXXXX Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Lost World of Cannabis Posts: 449 Thanks: 39 Thanked 24 Times in 6 Posts	that gothic fag should be shot lets keep going til 20,008 post __________________ God created cannabis and man created alcohol, now who do you trust? Last edited by DC buds; 09-15-2007 at 07:05 PM.

09-15-2007, 05:18 PM	#11109 (permalink)
Edit quit reading my stuff Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Greel Posts: 1,387 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

09-15-2007, 07:31 PM	#11111 (permalink)
Bradford If we must die... Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: My house. Posts: 1,033 Thanks: 66 Thanked 19 Times in 10 Posts	heavy, heavy sigh let the beast die. __________________ R.I.P. Governor Ok Mr. Mayor, feast your ears on THAT spin doctors mix! You can't hurt my feelings so feel free to photoshop my pictures or harass me for no good reason. Add this to your sig if you appreciate deprecating humor and wish to play along.

09-28-2007, 08:31 AM	#11112 (permalink)
AfroHorse WHOMP WHOMP WHOMP Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: UK Posts: 583 Thanks: 7 Thanked 21 Times in 11 Posts

09-28-2007, 08:36 AM	#11113 (permalink)
Яedking the real №1 Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,358 Thanks: 8 Thanked 26 Times in 9 Posts	__________________

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09-28-2007, 08:34 PM	#11117 (permalink)
Blue_Dolphin Princess Join Date: May 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,710 Thanks: 54 Thanked 70 Times in 45 Posts	Today be my baby girl 18th birthday. I be so glad that dis be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all dose payments! So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get here, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take dis check over to yo momma house and tell her dis be the last check she ever be gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama face." So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to hear what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face. Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?" She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" and watch the 'spression on yo face"!!! __________________

09-28-2007, 08:34 PM	#11118 (permalink)
Blue_Dolphin Princess Join Date: May 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,710 Thanks: 54 Thanked 70 Times in 45 Posts	A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain..do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!" His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey I love you, too." __________________

09-28-2007, 09:09 PM	#11120 (permalink)
kamikazi89 devils advocate Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,496 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 125 Thanked 118 Times in 100 Posts	i believe you lets do it again(bowl pick up the spare Last edited by kamikazi89; 09-28-2007 at 09:12 PM.