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deadhead94 · 01-21-2006, 09:38 PM

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

grieves · 01-21-2006, 09:39 PM

edit try two: there is no god...

deadhead94 · 01-21-2006, 09:40 PM

GreenNugs · 01-21-2006, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenNugs
What is the definition of Crailodomin

I have no idea.

Crailodomin is an astronomical metal, not found on Earth, yet anyways, which was picked up on Mars by one of there rover robots.

deadhead94 · 01-21-2006, 09:51 PM

either you butchered the spelling or it's bullshit......even google doesn't recognize it.....

Prophet Saddam · 01-21-2006, 10:21 PM

Here we go - sorry for my absense (sp?) yes, me asking ya'll a question

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Originally Posted by Lloydy

Should I go to bed?

No, if you haven't already. Sorry for the delay of a reply.

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Originally Posted by bongload

For once I'm understanding your chemistry mumbo jumbo...

My question is.. who will win teh super bowl this year?

Broncos.

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Originally Posted by Bud Head

What can the yahookian's do to help you get a life?

Get rid of you as a mod.

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Originally Posted by balefire

What's the difference between an orange?

...and what?

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Originally Posted by turmaline

?

Is it true that females, when hanging out together for long periods of time, will end up mensturating at the same time all the time, until they no longer hang out together?

Yes, absolutely!

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Originally Posted by turmaline

okay another, when a woman asks you if she looks fat in something, what is the proper response?

No. Always say no.

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Originally Posted by soulspeaker

Why is it when you point out the fact to two people that they resemble each other, they both resent it?

Individuality, simple as that.

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Originally Posted by soulspeaker

Ok then....

What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?

Purple.

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Originally Posted by Geeno

Why the fuck are some of you answering questions?

Are you trying to play god?

WHy saddam, why must this happen?

I have been absent for an extended period of time. I am to blame.

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Originally Posted by deadhead94

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

"I don't lie."?

snapshot · 01-21-2006, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by soulspeaker

psh, you're prejudice. you prejudge cspan 2. its booktv non-fiction weekend. this guy just explained rationally how christianity and islam being 1st century beliefs imposed on 21st century ideals. i am high on learning and weed.

Hintergedanke · 01-21-2006, 10:28 PM

Why is it wrong to push a car off a cliff with three Mexicans in it?

deadhead94 · 01-21-2006, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by SaintNicholas

Why is it wrong to push a car off a cliff with three Mexicans in it?

you can fit at least 6 in there with another 3 in the trunk

snapshot · 01-21-2006, 10:32 PM

Because in this day and age every cell is a possible human being. Not to mention the fact that there are human beings with all those human beings in them; those of which have the potential to create life.

In conclusion, it's a sin and you would indeed go to some place with a hellish landscape when you die. Most horrifying just your coffin perhaps.

Hintergedanke · 01-21-2006, 10:35 PM

ding ding
congratulations deadhead
johnny tell the man what he has won......

Hintergedanke · 01-21-2006, 10:38 PM

johnny...??

snapshot · 01-21-2006, 10:39 PM

do we really need johnny for this?

deadhead94 · 01-21-2006, 11:07 PM

It makes cheese taste better by proxy?

surf*and*smoke · 01-21-2006, 11:18 PM

why is it called baby oil?

vanilla · 01-21-2006, 11:20 PM

who will win the canadian election ??

PsyOpKing · 01-21-2006, 11:20 PM

What is Gladio?

snapshot · 01-22-2006, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by soulspeaker

hahahaha its just that when I am stoned, I wanna be a goof. I want to daydream and space out. If I get all serious and shit, I lose my buzz.

I think I'm the exact opposite. I think it's cause when I daydream I lose track of time and when I concentrate time slows down. It doesn't really slow down it just doesn't go as fast as when I"m spacing out, making my high last longer. It's how boring people make you realize how bored you are, thinking makes me realize how high I am.

This doesn't make sense. It's cause I'm not high yet..... hold....

(holding it in., morning wake and bake)

this feels like it lasts longer when im not having fun. i dunno, i need to exhale.

01-22-2006, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by vanilla

who will win the canadian election ??

not Liberals

Cerpin Taxt · 01-22-2006, 09:19 AM

Awww America...Canada is gonna REALLY be your bitch once the elections are done...

Yes, that's right... this new government will make it possible for Canada to be even more of the US' bitch than we are currently.

01-21-2006, 09:38 PM	#81 (permalink)
deadhead94 31337 Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 44°18'N 77°48'W Posts: 13,668 Thanks: 7 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say? __________________ why would i get breasts? i'm gay, not a tranny! -- some guy i went to highschool with i think he's dead now

01-21-2006, 09:39 PM	#82 (permalink)
grieves High Score Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Terra Sancta Posts: 7,842 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 420 Thanked 214 Times in 102 Posts	edit try two: there is no god... __________________ It's so controlled, it's sitting in most, just sit and stare, At a television with a distant glare, And I'm ashamed to admit it, I'm a slave to this shit, As much as anybody but I'm not afraid of it, This is where the change comes, and this is where we make some difference, Embrace what's within us and escape from this prison, All it takes is a little bit of faith, And a little bit of love, to get rid of all the hate,

01-21-2006, 09:40 PM	#83 (permalink)
deadhead94 31337 Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 44°18'N 77°48'W Posts: 13,668 Thanks: 7 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	nope __________________ why would i get breasts? i'm gay, not a tranny! -- some guy i went to highschool with i think he's dead now

01-21-2006, 09:51 PM	#85 (permalink)
deadhead94 31337 Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 44°18'N 77°48'W Posts: 13,668 Thanks: 7 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	either you butchered the spelling or it's bullshit......even google doesn't recognize it..... __________________ why would i get breasts? i'm gay, not a tranny! -- some guy i went to highschool with i think he's dead now

01-21-2006, 10:28 PM	#88 (permalink)
Hintergedanke IXOYE Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: United States of Advertising Posts: 607 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Why is it wrong to push a car off a cliff with three Mexicans in it? __________________ If you wind up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest or some guy on TV telling you what to do, then YOU DESERVE IT. I never set out to be weird. It was always the other people who called me weird. Frank Zappa

01-21-2006, 10:32 PM	#90 (permalink)
snapshot no custom. customize Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: The unOriginal Rorschach. Posts: 19,552 Thanks: 15 Thanked 16 Times in 16 Posts	Because in this day and age every cell is a possible human being. Not to mention the fact that there are human beings with all those human beings in them; those of which have the potential to create life. In conclusion, it's a sin and you would indeed go to some place with a hellish landscape when you die. Most horrifying just your coffin perhaps.

01-21-2006, 10:35 PM	#91 (permalink)
Hintergedanke IXOYE Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: United States of Advertising Posts: 607 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	ding ding congratulations deadhead johnny tell the man what he has won...... __________________ If you wind up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest or some guy on TV telling you what to do, then YOU DESERVE IT. I never set out to be weird. It was always the other people who called me weird. Frank Zappa

01-21-2006, 10:38 PM	#92 (permalink)
Hintergedanke IXOYE Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: United States of Advertising Posts: 607 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	johnny...?? __________________ If you wind up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest or some guy on TV telling you what to do, then YOU DESERVE IT. I never set out to be weird. It was always the other people who called me weird. Frank Zappa

01-21-2006, 10:39 PM	#93 (permalink)
snapshot no custom. customize Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: The unOriginal Rorschach. Posts: 19,552 Thanks: 15 Thanked 16 Times in 16 Posts	do we really need johnny for this?

01-21-2006, 11:07 PM	#94 (permalink)
deadhead94 31337 Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 44°18'N 77°48'W Posts: 13,668 Thanks: 7 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	It makes cheese taste better by proxy? __________________ why would i get breasts? i'm gay, not a tranny! -- some guy i went to highschool with i think he's dead now

01-21-2006, 11:18 PM	#95 (permalink)
surfandsmoke I Don't Want It Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cruisin from norcal to socal Posts: 5,580 Thanks: 20 Thanked 26 Times in 14 Posts	why is it called baby oil? __________________ Free yer bewbs

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vanilla the cunning linguist Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: 905/514 Posts: 5,117 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 6 Posts	who will win the canadian election ?? __________________

01-21-2006, 11:20 PM	#97 (permalink)
PsyOpKing YaHookan Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 7,075 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	What is Gladio?

01-22-2006, 09:19 AM	#100 (permalink)
Cerpin Taxt Who?? Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 4,678 Thanks: 1 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	Awww America...Canada is gonna REALLY be your bitch once the elections are done... Yes, that's right... this new government will make it possible for Canada to be even more of the US' bitch than we are currently. __________________ "Some songs have a special meaning for a man, in regards to a special woman. But this can backfire. Because maybe the song had deeper meaning to begin with, but now its been cheapened. "We are the world, we are the children, we are the ones who make a better life, so lets keep on givin'..." You remember that song baby? The night I fucked you in the pet cemetary? That's our song!" -Mitch Hedberg

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