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Old 01-22-2006, 10:06 AM   #101 (permalink)
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Why does it look like the rims on a car are going backwards, when the car is actually going forwards on car commercials.
 
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Old 01-22-2006, 12:29 PM   #102 (permalink)
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Dear Uncle Saddam,

Why does the fact that you're such an



work so well for you? You definitely have one of the biggest webginas I've ever heard of.



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Old 01-22-2006, 01:56 PM   #103 (permalink)
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What is the significance of a wall rendered with ground sandstone and black rock?
It looks like an Oreo shake.
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why is it called baby oil?
It is made for babies.
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who will win the canadian election ??
The liberals, I hope.
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What is Gladio?
Gladiator cardio.
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Why does it look like the rims on a car are going backwards, when the car is actually going forwards on car commercials.
There's a pause between frames when you watch on the tube, making a sort of optical illusion.
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Why does the fact that you're such an



work so well for you? You definitely have one of the biggest webginas I've ever heard of.



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I didn't know it was working so well for me. Last I checked, this place still sucks. Webgina? What's that?
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Old 01-22-2006, 01:59 PM   #104 (permalink)
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lol . I don't think that makes any sence.

to the untrained eye maybe....but to the eye with a brain, it is THE answer......
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Old 01-22-2006, 02:18 PM   #105 (permalink)
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It is made for babies.
Wrong, it is made from babies
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im afraid a smiley face does not make me forget your retarded posting.
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Old 01-22-2006, 02:21 PM   #106 (permalink)
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Wrong, it is made from babies?
False.
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Old 01-22-2006, 02:24 PM   #107 (permalink)
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Damn, I forgot to put "FACT" at the end of that statement
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Old 01-22-2006, 02:33 PM   #108 (permalink)
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Gladiator cardio.
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Old 01-22-2006, 02:43 PM   #109 (permalink)
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yeah, and i bet NDP will
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Old 01-22-2006, 05:00 PM   #110 (permalink)
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White wine or red?
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Old 01-22-2006, 05:31 PM   #111 (permalink)
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Uncle Saddam, Do you find this amusing?

POKE.POKE.POKE.POKE.

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White wine or red?
White, and then red.
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Old 01-22-2006, 05:54 PM   #112 (permalink)
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The correct answer was both mixed, drunk from a pint glass.
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Old 01-22-2006, 05:56 PM   #113 (permalink)
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Broncos.


how do you explain this?
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Why does Jimmy crack corn if nobody cares?
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Old 01-23-2006, 08:23 AM   #115 (permalink)
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how do you explain this?
I was biased because of a bet. Needless to say, I lost that bet.
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Why does Jimmy crack corn if nobody cares?
Because I care.
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Old 01-23-2006, 08:31 AM   #116 (permalink)
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Old 01-23-2006, 08:50 AM   #117 (permalink)
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Who's the BOSS?

Tony Danza?



Now for my question.....


Would you blow Tony Danza for a sheet of exceptional LSD?
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Old 01-23-2006, 03:41 PM   #119 (permalink)
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Who's the man?
Me. FACT.
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Who's the BOSS?
The common man.
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Tony Danza?



Now for my question.....


Would you blow Tony Danza for a sheet of exceptional LSD?
Absolutely.
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are you my father and if so, why arent you paying mom child support?
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At a television with a distant glare,
And I'm ashamed to admit it, I'm a slave to this shit,
As much as anybody but I'm not afraid of it,
This is where the change comes, and this is where we make some difference,
Embrace what's within us and escape from this prison,
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And a little bit of love, to get rid of all the hate,
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