First time casino-er

dudeimsleepin · 06-09-2007, 09:43 AM

im goin to the casino for the first time tonight... ill mostly be at the slots just scopin things out this time. anyone have any tips for a first timer at the casino? can you accually win any doh at the slots, or am i wasting my time?
thanks

Peace seeker · 06-09-2007, 12:32 PM

1) have a certain amount on you and no more

2) play for fun

3) if u loose the whole amount, dont try to make it up by borrowing and playing some more

4) avoid getting drunk with the free drinks policy

5) dont cash a large sum in a roulete or black jack table

6) dont try anything "funny" (theres eyes everywhere)

7) if u win, tip the dealer

8) dont loose more than you can afford

9) dont make going to the casino a habbit

10) if u sit on a black jack table, try not to ruin the "hands" of others

Patrick Rue · 06-09-2007, 06:09 PM

Feyd · 06-09-2007, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geeno

rofl

ive heard that a good idea is to play video poker if you are there to actually see if you can win at all, as they have the best chances for winning

if its table games you are after, black jack is probably the best

smb43432 · 06-09-2007, 11:20 PM

my mom goes at least once a month with a group of people and only one comes back with more money then they went with. So enjoy it the first time and if u hit a jackpot or even make a profit worth keepin stop gambling. Most people will will win once then keep playing and lose it all. So enjoy it but don't get addicted.

**Captain Cannabis** · 06-09-2007, 11:23 PM

a man should never gamble more than he can lose

Mercury · 06-10-2007, 01:27 AM

Make friends with the dealer, trust me.

Captdoug713 · 06-10-2007, 01:48 AM

Video poker best machines. Get a players card if they have one. I go to the casino 6 days a week but then again I live in Laughlin.

gravity13 · 06-19-2007, 09:51 AM

im a dealer at a casino,i watch people lose lots of money all day.still i will visit other casinos on occasion.like stated above dont bring more than you set aside for the trip,and make sure your having fun for your money.the ride home feels like shit when you realize you could have spent your cake on a tat or a sack.best odds are on table games,especially craps,but for some simple fun you can drink to,find a video poker machine with multiple games on it.if you hit something and make some money,take it and put it away and go back to the origional amount you wanted to gamble.have fun mane.

i turned 20 bucks into 500 on one lucky day playing video keno on a poker machine of all things,my only casino profit ever

Brando56894 · 06-21-2007, 01:21 PM

just watch out slots are addicting. my first time at the casino, was back in march for my friends' 21st birthday they made out reasonably well playing roulette, i stuck to the slots and lost about $60 and $15 at the roulette table. it is possible to win a lot on the slot machines my brother won $500 once and then another time i was at the same casino with the same friend and he won $600 in one spin at roulette (it payed out 35:1). then a few weeks later went back and won $900 then lost it all like a dumb ass

Burner of trees · 06-21-2007, 05:41 PM

just don't bring any plastic man..

06-09-2007, 09:43 AM	#1 (permalink)
dudeimsleepin Dude! I'm Sleepin! Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 363 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	First time casino-er im goin to the casino for the first time tonight... ill mostly be at the slots just scopin things out this time. anyone have any tips for a first timer at the casino? can you accually win any doh at the slots, or am i wasting my time? thanks __________________ Blueberry yum yum

06-09-2007, 06:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
Patrick Rue Boss of Bluntville Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 16,428 Thanks: 354 Thanked 245 Times in 122 Posts	__________________ 6 Month Plan

06-09-2007, 11:20 PM	#5 (permalink)
smb43432 insert clever saying here Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: yahooka Posts: 1,115 Thanks: 3 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	my mom goes at least once a month with a group of people and only one comes back with more money then they went with. So enjoy it the first time and if u hit a jackpot or even make a profit worth keepin stop gambling. Most people will will win once then keep playing and lose it all. So enjoy it but don't get addicted. __________________ And I know she loves me to because she makes me eat

06-09-2007, 11:23 PM	#6 (permalink)
Captain Cannabis i hate emus Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: trapped in a computer Posts: 10,034 Thanks: 247 Thanked 208 Times in 138 Posts	a man should never gamble more than he can lose __________________ fuck the monkeys

06-10-2007, 01:48 AM	#8 (permalink)
Captdoug713 Thats my fucknjobasshole! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: North America Posts: 1,116 Thanks: 38 Thanked 13 Times in 12 Posts	Video poker best machines. Get a players card if they have one. I go to the casino 6 days a week but then again I live in Laughlin. __________________ leaf: Don't step on the grass, Sam "Freedom in general may be defined as the absence of obstacles to the realization of desires." "War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is, revolution is when you decide that for yourself." :

06-09-2007, 12:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
Peace seeker YaHookan Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 5,799 Thanks: 54 Thanked 24 Times in 16 Posts	1) have a certain amount on you and no more 2) play for fun 3) if u loose the whole amount, dont try to make it up by borrowing and playing some more 4) avoid getting drunk with the free drinks policy 5) dont cash a large sum in a roulete or black jack table 6) dont try anything "funny" (theres eyes everywhere) 7) if u win, tip the dealer 8) dont loose more than you can afford 9) dont make going to the casino a habbit 10) if u sit on a black jack table, try not to ruin the "hands" of others

06-10-2007, 01:27 AM	#7 (permalink)
Mercury Going Green Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: First planet from the sun Posts: 5,184 Thanks: 8 Thanked 105 Times in 37 Posts	Make friends with the dealer, trust me.

06-19-2007, 09:51 AM	#9 (permalink)
gravity13 G=6.67x10-8cm-3gm-1sec-2 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: new england baby Posts: 76 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	im a dealer at a casino,i watch people lose lots of money all day.still i will visit other casinos on occasion.like stated above dont bring more than you set aside for the trip,and make sure your having fun for your money.the ride home feels like shit when you realize you could have spent your cake on a tat or a sack.best odds are on table games,especially craps,but for some simple fun you can drink to,find a video poker machine with multiple games on it.if you hit something and make some money,take it and put it away and go back to the origional amount you wanted to gamble.have fun mane. i turned 20 bucks into 500 on one lucky day playing video keno on a poker machine of all things,my only casino profit ever __________________ Cant help ya.

06-21-2007, 01:21 PM	#10 (permalink)
Brando56894 YaHookan Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 434 Thanks: 1 Thanked 7 Times in 6 Posts	just watch out slots are addicting. my first time at the casino, was back in march for my friends' 21st birthday they made out reasonably well playing roulette, i stuck to the slots and lost about $60 and $15 at the roulette table. it is possible to win a lot on the slot machines my brother won $500 once and then another time i was at the same casino with the same friend and he won $600 in one spin at roulette (it payed out 35:1). then a few weeks later went back and won $900 then lost it all like a dumb ass

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