I just fucked with a shrinks head so good...

JusticeLeauge · 06-28-2007, 12:25 AM

A buddy of mine who is a shrink decided to analyze me...he popped over here from work in hopes of getting me to book him a plane ticket. Which i did...then he mentioned something to which i replied with a sny remark and he got all analytical on me and said he was wondering what went through my head.

We just smoked a joint and he decided to pull out a set of cards...some of them were Rorschach(sounds like Roars cock...

) and the rest were simple black and white images. When he asked me what i saw on the rorschach cards i told him ink blot on paper for everyone...then when he pulled out the image cards he got really pissed off and told me to fuck my self...one of the cards was a diagram of a box when drawn on paper before its cut and glued into an actual box. the next card was the same thing just with the pieces aranged differently and one of them had a circle in the middle...

he thought i would say 4 squares, 4 squares and a circle 4 squares 2 circles etc

but i just looked at the things and said box...box with hole in one side, 2 sides etc...

he got pissed off because those are apparently the psycho analytically correct answers which he did not get when asked the first time.

myxomatosis · 06-28-2007, 10:55 PM

Those crickets sure are noisy beasts.

smb43432 · 06-28-2007, 11:01 PM

Mahavishnu · 06-29-2007, 12:55 AM

the organ player in band, owns a huge cricket farm
thank them

06-28-2007, 12:25 AM	#1 (permalink)
JusticeLeauge YaHookan Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,456 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I just fucked with a shrinks head so good... A buddy of mine who is a shrink decided to analyze me...he popped over here from work in hopes of getting me to book him a plane ticket. Which i did...then he mentioned something to which i replied with a sny remark and he got all analytical on me and said he was wondering what went through my head. We just smoked a joint and he decided to pull out a set of cards...some of them were Rorschach(sounds like Roars cock... ) and the rest were simple black and white images. When he asked me what i saw on the rorschach cards i told him ink blot on paper for everyone...then when he pulled out the image cards he got really pissed off and told me to fuck my self...one of the cards was a diagram of a box when drawn on paper before its cut and glued into an actual box. the next card was the same thing just with the pieces aranged differently and one of them had a circle in the middle... he thought i would say 4 squares, 4 squares and a circle 4 squares 2 circles etc but i just looked at the things and said box...box with hole in one side, 2 sides etc... he got pissed off because those are apparently the psycho analytically correct answers which he did not get when asked the first time.

06-28-2007, 10:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
myxomatosis mmm music and beer Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: between a pair of headphones Posts: 2,404 Thanks: 9 Thanked 89 Times in 49 Posts	Those crickets sure are noisy beasts. __________________ i went walking around the city some more people watching with a cold blank stare and i saw your face, in everyone i swear seems i never get your kick quite right i was walking slow to a dirty dive i’m so sick and tired of trying to change your mind when it’s so easy to disconnect mine "classy flicks" What I'm listening to.

06-28-2007, 11:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
smb43432 insert clever saying here Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: yahooka Posts: 1,131 Thanks: 4 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	lol __________________ And I know she loves me to because she makes me eat

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